I wasn't really sure about cyber sex and how it worked but SGG showed me this site and I think I understand now
http://www.lpsg.org/71017-i-put-my-robe-wizard.html
I think I have broken something....
laughing
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I wasn't really sure about cyber sex and how it worked but SGG showed me this site and I think I understand now
http://www.lpsg.org/71017-i-put-my-robe-wizard.html
I think I have broken something....
laughing
So are you up for it, mate.
That's not an offer like, just a question.
Well I still have to get the robe and wizard hat but I think I get the drift.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Oh Oh my god! I've read the forst one before but I'm laughing so hard at hte last one I cant type! HARRR :glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Seriously, I've gone hysterical herse!!
:glag:
Bloodninja?
Nooooooo! He said he loved me!
:glag:
Best fucking link I've clicked in ages. Cheers Les Bean.
rofl!
nice find. :lol:
This link is the funniest I've seen in a while. Very creative.
:lol:http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/../im...ilies/glag.gifQuote:
bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
:lol: :lol: that is hilarious
:D lol!Quote:
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh Shit
lol!! very funny....
nice one biggles:D
:glag: :glag: :glag:
win.
Old :dry:
...but funny :smilie4:
:idunno: it was new to meQuote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
although it was SGG's find - I can't really take the credit.
I was talking about you :drummer:
:snooty: I am not old - just well matured, like a vintage cheese...or something else. Actually not that sure about the vintage cheese thing :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Fine wine ... that sounds better.
Or one of them vintage tins of peach slices from rationing days that occasionally turn up on Ebay after being found at the back of a kitchen cupboard by someone clearing out an old dead person's house.
Lol, kinda lifeless to see. I remember I'd a friend doing this. lool.
This thing is fun to read, Lol.
:ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Though the ones with the heavy syrup and ice cream were kind of OK.
but still .... :ermm:
Tee hee! :P
We could really do with this smilie over here :dry:
http://exilesexiles.co.uk/forums/sty...t/smackbum.gif
Noooo....my arse would be red raw.
pics.
It's just smarting right now. Biggy will have to put a bit more effort in before we reach picture-worthy redness.
Who am I to deny Mulder his pics
http://exilesexiles.co.uk/forums/sty...t/smackbum.gif
http://exilesexiles.co.uk/forums/sty...t/smackbum.gif
http://exilesexiles.co.uk/forums/sty...t/smackbum.gif
Squeams takes impudence to art form levels :dry:
Lucky my BP was 117/79 I should be able to sustain a good whacking level without pegging out.
/won't sit down for weeks.
Did you ever use that Xmas spanking pic on here? Looks like it would be appreciated....
I posted it to cheer Mulder up when he was a bit :emo:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
but I think I found it here in the first place so he prolly already had it in his pics collection.
^^ don't know what to do that.
Bah, there was me thinking it was you with a thing for it. Never mind, I'm sure you could be persuaded :naughty:.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
The picture had a certain charm :naughty:
Ooooo, well a bit more insolence might be called for then. I'll have to gauge it right.....people usually seem to want to either spank me or knock me out. *sigh* it's a fine line I walk.
:P
rofl :glag:
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
ecstasy or oblivion - no half measures. That's the life.
Or both if you're lucky :naughty:
thats pretty good like:)
I read that such a long time ago, great to read it again.
bad pimp move :D
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh Shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh Shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something