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whats everyone worth in bed
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1071
:dry: I think Tesco cheated
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I got $1163. Apparently the average is $215.11
I'm quite happy with that.
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Originally Posted by
Biggles
1071
:dry: I think Tesco cheated
maybe he's using canadiaian dollars:unsure:
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I can be had for the bargain price of $979 per hour. :lol:
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I got 1239. What I lost out on in sexual health I made up for in orientation :unsure:.
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Hoi barb. How can I shrink the filesize of this enough for sig purposes. :unsure:
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/3236/fgjfgjrfxx1.gif
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benchez
Reduce to 8 colours
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7...gjrfxx2vq5.gif
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Genius. Thx mate. :smilie4:
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I'm worth 1337$.
:naughty:
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$1163/hr.
hmmm....Interesting questions. I find they don't expect much.
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secks in a bed? how very dull :snooty:
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manker
So what you're saying, is if we made the beast with two backs it would only cost me $16? Bargain!
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Squeamous
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manker
So what you're saying, is if we made the beast with two backs it would only cost me $16? Bargain!
Manker been at the Viagra again?
:unsure:
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I don't charge for the initial encounter, Squeams.
Firstly, you'll be introduced to an orally administered gateway drug, and only once you're hooked do I charge for the full grade A package.
Your enquiry has come at a good time too 'cos I was all set with Skweeky til she got all pregnant and gunky. So you definitely have an opening in which I'd be interested :smilie4:
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manker
double post :dabs:
double openings? :unsure:
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Biggles
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manker
double post :dabs:
double openings? :unsure:
If I need a lovely assistant, I'll blooming well ask, Ms. McGee :snooty:
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manker
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Biggles
double openings? :unsure:
If I need a lovely assistant, I'll blooming well ask, Ms. McGee :snooty:
:ermm: I feel desperately misunderstood
but relieved in light of that misunderstanding that the answer was no.
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how does one price perfection??
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bornwithnoname
how does one price perfection??
Is nice of you to genuflect in this manner but I in no way describe the service I offer as perfect.
I have been told it's bloody good, however.
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You know, in many countries commas are used in lieu of decimal points.
True story.
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i under achieved as usual :happy:
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Biggles
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manker
If I need a lovely assistant, I'll blooming well ask, Ms. McGee :snooty:
:ermm: I feel desperately misunderstood
but relieved in light of that misunderstanding that the answer was no.
Me too......I don't think I could afford you both :unsure:.
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manker
I don't charge for the initial encounter, Squeams.
Firstly, you'll be introduced to an orally administered gateway drug, and only once you're hooked do I charge for the full grade A package.
Your enquiry has come at a good time too 'cos I was all set with Skweeky til she got all pregnant and gunky. So you definitely have an opening in which I'd be interested :smilie4:
It's not barbed like a dog's widger is it?? :O
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Squeamous
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manker
I don't charge for the initial encounter, Squeams.
Firstly, you'll be introduced to an orally administered gateway drug, and only once you're hooked do I charge for the full grade A package.
Your enquiry has come at a good time too 'cos I was all set with Skweeky til she got all pregnant and gunky. So you definitely have an opening in which I'd be interested :smilie4:
It's not barbed like a dog's widger is it?? :O
:O I thought they just swell up a bit :ermm: that puts a whole different complexion on some Swedish naturalist pictures I saw many moons ago :unsure:
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Snee
You know, in many countries commas are used in lieu of decimal points.
True story.
That seems wrong in so many ways. Commas are for thousands. :ermm:
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Biggles
:O I thought they just swell up a bit :ermm: that puts a whole different complexion on some Swedish naturalist pictures I saw many moons ago :unsure:
Nah, they're hooked....they sort of clamp the female so she can't shake him off. To be honest though I'm not really an expert....maybe Manker can exlain it better than I can? :yup:
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I thought it was cats wot had the barbed ones :unsure:
Hence all the screaming and that. Stupid cat-bastards :dry:
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Here you go:
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2997
I hope you appreciate what I had to see to get that link. And now 'Dog penis' is in the Google search bar for my OH to find :O.
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Squeamous
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manker
I don't charge for the initial encounter, Squeams.
Firstly, you'll be introduced to an orally administered gateway drug, and only once you're hooked do I charge for the full grade A package.
Your enquiry has come at a good time too 'cos I was all set with Skweeky til she got all pregnant and gunky. So you definitely have an opening in which I'd be interested :smilie4:
It's not barbed like a dog's widger is it?? :O
I say 'oral' and you immediately think of a BJ, rather than my tongue. Even tho' it's supposed to be a service that I'm providing.
You're fucking orsum, you are.
Big Les is a lucky man.