Japan dead last in the Durex Sex Survey 3 years in a row

“No sex please — we’re Japanese.”
http://news.3yen.com/2008-03-03/no-s...were-japanese/

Japan came bottom in the Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey, with just 34 per cent of its people having sex at least once a week…

Japanese have sex an average of 45 times annually, less than half the global average of 103.

So sad. No wonder Japan is the world's most nerdiest country in the world.

man, what is you problem with the japanese?

it's because of all the child porno and sex toy department stores

no wonder why their chicks look like they are not enjoying while performing a porno.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ruckOfFail.jpg

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/8531.jpg

:lol:

I'd like to know where they stand on the condom issue. Durex makes smaller ones for the Indian subcontinent because they kept complaining about them falling off....I wonder if that trend continues into the Orient? Because that may have something to do with it. I for one don't get into bed for less than 5 inches :snooty:.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I for one don't get into bed for less than 5 inches :snooty:.

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hold on...

you mind if i use the pump?

http://www.penis-pumps-toys.info/wp-...penis-pump.JPG

cuz if u don't, call it a date then!

Whatever makes it bigger is fine by me my friend :happy:

*pump *pump *pump

So you've got a normal identity, and one for getting a lob-on.....do you have one for the vinegar strokes too? :P

oh no that was an accident. i'm no jp, i'm not that used to posting with different accounts.

fact is, he's the one that enticed me to come over to the dark side. watch out, he'll get you too if ur not careful.

Pffft...I am impervious to suggestion!

whats durex ?

canadians still has no robots. japan rawks :emo:

You don't know what Durex is? You can forget that threesome now you skanky ho.

Squeamous, stop h4r5hing the bored virgins.

They'll learn eventually :unsure:

Either that or die of the bad AIDS trying.

OP, getting beaten down by japanese people a lot to have all this frustration against its country?

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Originally Posted by Submission

“No sex please — we’re Japanese.”
http://news.3yen.com/2008-03-03/no-s...were-japanese/

Japan came bottom in the Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey, with just 34 per cent of its people having sex at least once a week…

Japanese have sex an average of 45 times annually, less than half the global average of 103.

So sad. No wonder Japan is the world's most nerdiest country in the world.

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If you look at the demographics, doesn't Japan have a really elderly population compared to everywhere else? That might explain things a little better, rather than perceived "nerdiness".

I read somewhere that 'sex hotels' are all over the place in Japan. They're for couples who never get a chance to do it because there's always some toothless old crone hobbling about the house putting them off.

Hotels that you can have sex in. What a novel concept. Those clever Japanians think of everything.

:snooty:

You can book them for a couple of hours rather than a whole night, any time of the day.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

:lol:

I'd like to know where they stand on the condom issue. Durex makes smaller ones for the Indian subcontinent because they kept complaining about them falling off....I wonder if that trend continues into the Orient? Because that may have something to do with it. I for one don't get into bed for less than 5 inches :snooty:.

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:glag::glag::glag:

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Originally Posted by Cabalo

man, what is you problem with the japanese?

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LOL...

They're to busy working to have sex, I lived in Japan for a year, that place is so damm expensive, they hardly have time for anything.

I was working under the table when I was there, the average Japanese then was only getting like one day off a week, or month. They work their ass off.

I'd work my arse off too if I wasn't having so much sex....what else is there to do?

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Originally Posted by DasFox

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Originally Posted by Cabalo

man, what is you problem with the japanese?

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LOL...

They're to busy working to have sex, I lived in Japan for a year, that place is so damm expensive, they hardly have time for anything.

I was working under the table when I was there, the average Japanese then was only getting like one day off a week, or month. They work their ass off.

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Probably so they aren't reminded of their shitty lives.

Exactly what are they doing? Their economy hasn't grown for over a decade.

Using condoms is like washing your feet with your socks on :smilie4:

It's like chewing a sweetie with the wrapper on.

And other clichés.

Using a condom is like eating your food, then sticking your fingers down your throat and throwing it up again....all over a man's private bits. Not that I would know :snooty:.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Using a condom is like eating your food, then sticking your fingers down your throat and throwing it up again....all over a man's private bits. Not that I would know :snooty:.

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Haaaawt!!!1111

Pervert.

Woman.

At last someone recognises it!

To be fair, you don't post like a woman.

I think you may be my soul mate.

Thinks like a man, kicks arse like a woman.

Marry me.

Oh my god. Thats. The sweetest thing. I've ever....

No :P.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Oh my god. Thats. The sweetest thing. I've ever....

No :P.

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Good shout...I'm sure Chalice said his wife is a psycho mentalist. :unsure:

Aren't they all, Les?

You are testament to that.

Welcome home, tax sucker. How was your freebee?

Oi! Some of us are quite sane :snooty:. Hello Biggmeister!

Hi Peeps!

I had a better than expected couple of days - food and room OK and courses were entertainingly presented. Win :01: