My boss sent out an email today. The last five words contained a split infinitive and ended a sentence with a preposition.
I did a "reply all" and pointed this out. I felt it was the only way to go.
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My boss sent out an email today. The last five words contained a split infinitive and ended a sentence with a preposition.
I did a "reply all" and pointed this out. I felt it was the only way to go.
Someone is bound to notice you now JP....at last eh?
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
You did, makes it all worthwhile for me.
Just do what biggy does and hide under the desk whenever anyone approaches, and never ever answer an e-mail. If you draw attention to yourself people will expect you to work.
Who is "biggy".
That would of course, be mulder.
I meant Biggles!
You've seen pictures of Biggles's cock too?
Now I am shocked.
Unfortunately when I was little my parents used to call faeces 'biggies', so Biggles now reminds me of shit.
:glag:
Poor Biggles.
Nah, unreasonable old fart :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Why does Les hide under a desk, that seems unlikely.
Why?
I hide under my desk sometimes. My boss gets annoyed as she says the whimpering disturbs her.
Les is a bloke tho'.
You people with your pictures of big cocks. You make me sick :snooty:
He doesn't really Mr Literal.....I said he did for the purposes of humour. Although, metaphorically speaking I bet his mind is under the desk for most of the day if not his body.
Don't be a Lonely Leslie, join in. I feel sure you have a penis, and I bet you have a camera.....you might as well. I'm not allowed to look though so you'll have to show CG and she can describe it to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
WhatQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
@ Squeamous
Done.
It looks a little like a button mushroom, one of those mutant ones where two haven't separated properly.
:o
The pubic hair is grey.
What were the contents of this "mail" J Paul?
My da sometimes refers to my mum as something that can be directly translated as "the boss". True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Also, I wasn't sure you really did have a job.
Also, I'd have thunk you were self-employed, like, you having a boss made me go :blink: for some reason.
It wasn't actually my boss, I made that bit up for effect.
True Story.
You people always pointing out my spelling mistakes "when in fact they are just typos" Well you just misspelled FECES and I think you are one that has pounced on me for this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Oh, fuck off, you miserable wanker.
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Originally Posted by Snee
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/biker/wanker.jpg
from chambersharrap.co.uk:
wanker noun 1 someone who masturbates. 2 derog a worthless contemptible person.
just couldn't let that one slide:rolleyes:
You from the U.S. old geezer, where they lop off letters from the english language because they are to lazy to write them? The original english spelling is 'faeces', yet another word that has been abridged look on any online dictionary like this http://www.thefreedictionary.com/faeces
Well that don't prove shit. You people have your own version of the English language. I adhere to what Webster's tells me. :shutup:Quote:
Originally Posted by chamaeleo
Who are these people you speak of? the Canadians?
Dude you're killing it for us. OK there are two acceptable ways to spell it one is the older ( not saying right) just older. Language like everything else evolves. Don't get me wrong JP is a pain in the ass when it comes to grammar and spelling. Loves to point out flaws in others eh but he's my homeboy now now to mention my Uncles ass buddy(pretty sure he's the bitch) Also Geezey why do you always say some shit to make us look bad?Quote:
Originally Posted by Old GeezerWell that don't prove shit. You people have your own version of the English language. I adhere to what Webster's tells me. :shutup:Quote:
Originally Posted by chamaeleo
But that's enough about you....Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Read it and weep shit-wipe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old GeezerYou people always pointing out my spelling mistakes "when in fact they are just typos" Well you just misspelled FECES and I think you are one that has pounced on me for this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
This is the original English. It'll be a cold day in hell when an American corrects my spelling.
/Fail :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Old GeezerWell that don't prove shit. You people have your own version of the English language. I adhere to what Webster's tells me. :shutup:Quote:
Originally Posted by chamaeleo
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/wanker
By the way, shouldn't the thread title be 'for fuck's sake'?
EHS
The English language is evolving all the time because it is a living language.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old GeezerWell that don't prove shit. You people have your own version of the English language. I adhere to what Webster's tells me. :shutup:Quote:
Originally Posted by chamaeleo
Move with the times, or move out :dabs:
For fuck's sake!
I have just read 4 pags of this shite only to find out I don't even find out what the gross grammatical error was. :angry:
Are you going to fucking tell us?
You've been pwned time and time again... Go suck a lemon? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Old GeezerWell that don't prove shit. You people have your own version of the English language. I adhere to what Webster's tells me. :shutup:Quote:
Originally Posted by chamaeleo
It's in the opening post FFS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
The last five words contained a split infinitive and ended a sentence with a preposition.
It really was my boss btw, I was joking when I said it wasn't
I didn't do the "reply all" tho', I just thought about it.