I would bum her face off!
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I would bum her face off!
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She even knows that Coke is better than Pepsi.
-bd
lol, she is amazing like. Tis shit thats she's going out with the lead singer of the artic monkeys grrrrrrrr!
Why?Quote:
Originally Posted by Acid_death69
Did you think you were in with a chance?
Never heard of her - though she looks quite like a (platonic - was not long married and still loved up) friend from Uni days - cept I think my friend was hawter.
Judging from the YouTube videa, she knows how to dress to impress, no doubt, and appears to be luvlie in an edible sort of way.
-Sherman
Get a job.Quote:
Originally Posted by VillageShaman
I am trying.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
:unsure:
-Sherman
:glag:
I was expecting something better.
Really?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
-bd :blink:
Well it couldn't have been much worse.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobieReally?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
-bd :blink:
All the fight has gone out of him. Can't even get decent rod going these days. :dabs:
I s'pose I could rob you and yours instead, come to think of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
-Sherman
Good luck with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by VillageShamanI s'pose I could rob you and yours instead, come to think of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
-Sherman
You can have my kids too if you like.
Then you will know suffering. Oh yes, suffering will be your new name.
:fear:
Stop at one, Skweeks, you mark my words.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
One is romantic and cute and relatively inexpensive.
Three is just taking the piss. True story.
But one means he'll be a spoilt prick.
There's nothing like having brothers/sisters in this corrupted, foul world.
-Sherman
Sherman, all siblings do is create a hierarchy of abuse.Quote:
Originally Posted by VillageShaman
My 11 year old feels that it is his sacred duty to annoy the fuck out of his 7 year old sister. The 7 year old, spurred by this annoyance, passes down purgatory to her 3 year old brother. The 3 year old then comes winging to me so I can mete out paternal ire upon the other 2.
It's a vicious circle of pain and spins like a spinning thing down into eternity.
I fucking hate Sundays.
Think all this pain and suffering isn't for nothing. That should keep your morals up.
Your son's sons will grow to have uncles/aunts and a good solid family-base to fall back on, should they need to later. It's also more fun and games, and means family gatherings won't be just the one son, you lot (chastice and chalicia), and the son's eventual children.
Think how boring that would be.
It sucks that me dad had no brothers/sisters. No uncles/aunts on his side, and he was evidently spoiled to the teeth.
Sundays are the best. Relaxation and that. I've never worked on a Sunday (back when I had a job), and it'll stay that way.
-Sherman
My mum had nine siblings. 7 sisters and 2 brothers. All good for fuck all.
The upshot of this is that I've got about a brazillion cousins. Most of those have kids now.
I hate them all with varying degrees of intensity. Bunch of cunts the lot of them.
Or maybe it's just me. :unsure:
Well that can't be helped. Maybe if they weren't coonts you'd like 'em more?
Or maybe it's you as well as them.
What do I know.
On me mother's side there's also the children of a particular uncle/aunt that I detest, all of them, as well as their parents. Nevertheless, there is another aunt (sister of this uncle prick I just mentioned) whose kids (me cousins) I like, they're cool fookers.
There's always a gray duckling. But usually there's something you can spare in there. Usually.
-Sherman
I've heard you can get special tablets for that, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
My mate gave me one. One of them tablets like. Not a cawk up the sphincter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoI've heard you can get special tablets for that, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Haven't taken it. Took one ages ago. It's alright for about an hour but it gets fucking tedious after a while. Hitting it with a hammer doesn't work btw.
I'll bear that in mind for when I'm old and my cawk doesn't work properly.
Bear it in mind for when you're totally pished and missy is feeling amorous.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
It's a bastard trying to have a piss, though.
I'm not sure why I'd be needing to piss when she's feeling amorous, like:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceBear it in mind for when you're totally pished and missy is feeling amorous.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
It's a bastard trying to have a piss, though.
and my cawk works fine even when pished, thankyou very much:snooty:
You sexual athlete you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoI'm not sure why I'd be needing to piss when she's feeling amorous, like:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
and my cawk works fine even when pished, thankyou very much:snooty:
After a bottle of wine, I'm nobody's.
Proper pished things usually take a long time to reach a conclusion on my end. If they reach the conclusion, that is.
-Sherman
Shagging sober > Shagging on most drugs in my experience.
So I've been told.
Will try.
-Sherman
Agreed. Herb is great for making love.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
-bd
Didn't he mean sobriety is better than the drug-infested secks?
:huh:
-Sherman
The herb is just a plant. racialist.
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no not all lol, just that i recon she can do so much betterQuote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefilesWhy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Acid_death69
Did you think you were in with a chance?
wtfQuote:
Originally Posted by benchez
Rarely does one actually see pwnage in such an antecedent form.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
Burnt and crushed grapes. Harsh.
-bd
It is just a plant, and a great plant at that. But it is also a drug, and you said shagging sober pwned shagging on most drugs.
So I should of deduced you didn't mean the herb in there.
-Sherman
Wrong.
You don't like having sex while high? Pussy.
-bd