The Who's Drunk Right Now Thread!

So like it says, who's drunk right now?

MEEEEEEEE:D

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you are. :01:

:d:d:d:d

Your mother.It's the only way she can cope.

Had a rough day at werk, Idol?

:dabs:

It's a work night! Are you mad?

And Gordon Brown same reason.

im not drunk no more:|

I haz 2 beerz. Any hackz on how i can get really wasted?

im drunk no more, but was roughly 3 hrs ago :)

I am stumbling about in an Irish poet like stupor. I am drunk enough to kiss someone - other than my wife. I am an American that often drinks with the best intentions.

I am walking in flip flops - proudly showing my pink painted toes. I am walking sexy and free...singing songs of redemption. I'm not worried about my soul, however.
It's toes are also painted pink. I'm worried about my dear friends souls.

Their soul toes are manicured and bland, ffs.


Peace, brotherdoobie

Piss artist.






Must stop talking to myself when I'm pissed.

Oh no. He's got those pretty toes out again.

Not drunk yet, I will post in about 5 hours when I am.

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Originally Posted by puckface

Not drunk yet, I will post in about 5 hours when I am.

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Drink faster! It makes sense. Paint you toes with Christmas magic. I'm waiting
you prick.


-bd

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

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Originally Posted by puckface

Not drunk yet, I will post in about 5 hours when I am.

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Drink faster! It make sense. Paint you toes with Christmas magic. I'm waiting
you prick.


-bd

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yummy Christmas magic

Fly away on your magic Christmas toes. I'm painting cheese and pouring drinks for the last days of an administration.

-bd

my magic christmas toes are quite numb... now yay... I'm now fucking drunk you prick.

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Drink faster! It makes sense. Paint you toes with Christmas magic. I'm waiting
for your prick.


-bd

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Good lord, he was drunker than I thought :fear:

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Fly away on your magic Christmas toes. I'm painting cheese and pouring drinks for the last days of an administration.

-bd

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think your high rather than drunk:P

I was double wopped out of my mind, ftw.


-bd

and how are you feeling atm?

are you really 20 or just a 15 year old with an imaginary tattoo ?

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Originally Posted by Acid_death69

and how are you feeling atm?

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Half wopped.


-bd

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

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Originally Posted by Acid_death69

and how are you feeling atm?

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Half wopped.


-bd

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ah well, have a fry up you'll feel better:)

me is still drunk since yesterday.pretty fucked up

I went out last night but only had a bellini and a bottle of lager....I was very good :happy:. It was a much better night for it, and I got to laugh at all the drunk lairy people.

Now I think if it, one of them told me menthol cigarettes lower your sperm count. I wonder if that's true?

I think it's not just menthol ones...

Nothing you need to worry about, surely?

I hope not :O

Cheeky bastard!

My mate was really rude to him. He was with a lady and she said 'well are you intending on impregnating her soon?' she protested and my mate said 'well, will you be impregnating anyone in the next 20 minutes?' He said no, so she said 'well stop complaining then!" and sort of turned her back on him with a flourish. She's very sensitive about her menthol fags :unsure:.

LOL

My mate prefers his doobies with menthol tobacco.
Pretty nice, I say :yes:

Does he have any children? :unsure:

Naw, he's not the type.

They never are :unsure:

If he has no sperm left, I doubt the menthol fags have much to do with it...

I was in the pub with some friends last night, one of whom is a really lovely pretty lass who isn't known for her wit and intelligence but is a great girl nonetheless, and who always wears her trousers low slung. We were sitting in the beer garden, about 16 of us and these two really skanky ho-types come over to us. "Skuse me" one of them says to my friend, with a manky glint her in eye..

My friend quick as a flash turns to her and says "yeah i know. You can see my arsecrack, but your camel-toes on show" 16 people spluttered into their beer whilst this manky camel-toed skank started blustering "i was only trying to help" My friend looked her dead in the eye and said "Right you were, now move along, move along". The girl had to be dragged away shouting. Soon as she left 16 people pissed themselves. My friend is amazing, she says exactly what she thinks without filtering it first.

I was having lunch with her in the same pub a few days before and we were served a horrible looking plate of food. When the girl came to ask us if everything was ok with our food the rest of us did the english mmmm yehh ok thing, my friend said "well not really, it looks like its just come out of a bin"

Again I died into my pint. Brilliant

:lol:

I stopped wearing low slung trousers when someone threw a peanut down my crack and it almost caused a fight :pinch:. And there's always this little problem:

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/.../amycrotch.jpg

I think there's a lot of truth that women dress for other women, and not men. My OH has some attractive female friends and he reckons when he's out with them they don't even notice all the filthy looks they get from other women :(.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

I was in the pub with some friends last night, one of whom is a really lovely pretty lass who isn't known for her wit and intelligence but is a great girl nonetheless, and who always wears her trousers low slung. We were sitting in the beer garden, about 16 of us and these two really skanky ho-types come over to us. "Skuse me" one of them says to my friend, with a manky glint her in eye..

My friend quick as a flash turns to her and says "yeah i know. You can see my arsecrack, but your camel-toes on show" 16 people spluttered into their beer whilst this manky camel-toed skank started blustering "i was only trying to help" My friend looked her dead in the eye and said "Right you were, now move along, move along". The girl had to be dragged away shouting. Soon as she left 16 people pissed themselves. My friend is amazing, she says exactly what she thinks without filtering it first.

I was having lunch with her in the same pub a few days before and we were served a horrible looking plate of food. When the girl came to ask us if everything was ok with our food the rest of us did the english mmmm yehh ok thing, my friend said "well not really, it looks like its just come out of a bin"

Again I died into my pint. Brilliant

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lol i have a mate like that, tis never a dull moment:P

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lol, the top one should easily have a fag in the opening:p

MMMMMMMMMMmmmm chocolate digestive biscuits:D:D:D:D:D they are the nuts:)