Is It Illegal To have/give A BJ while driving a car ?
Is it against the law ?
Have you ever tried it ??
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Is It Illegal To have/give A BJ while driving a car ?
Is it against the law ?
Have you ever tried it ??
Only if youre doin it to yourself. (Focus drivers are exempt from this law) :ph34r:Quote:
Originally posted by Oregonian@20 August 2003 - 20:38
Is it against the law ?
Have you ever tried it ??
:huh: Illegal? ...... probably - at least in some places.Quote:
Originally posted by Oregonian@20 August 2003 - 15:38
Is It Illegal To get A BJ while driving a car ?
Is it against the law ?
Have you ever tried it ??
Tried it? ...... only once - she had to work a long time at it too, since I was distracted with driving and all. :D
:huh: Illegal? ...... probably - at least in some places.Quote:
Originally posted by titey+20 August 2003 - 20:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 20 August 2003 - 20:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Oregonian@20 August 2003 - 15:38
Is It Illegal To get A BJ while driving a car ?
Is it against the law ?
Have you ever tried it ??
Tried it? ...... only once - she had to work a long time at it too, since I was distracted with driving and all. :D [/b][/quote]
gnorf!!! :blink:
ROFL!!!
:lol:
Bit harder for me :blink: .......ermmm.....to get one I mean.........look at my sig B)
Had a ahem.....hand job from a lady on the move on an old 400cc I had B)
That was fun........we nearly crashed when...........errrr.....I arrived :lol: :lol: :blink:
Don't think I'm gonna do that again..........It was a bit cold too :ph34r:
Jonno B)
I would imagine in most places its illegal, probably public indecency, and or wreckless driving maybe?
(they tried charging a women here for breastfeeding while driving, with wreckless, hasnt been tried yet)
However, I dont really give a damn. My old ex used to do it all the time, prolly a couple times a week, loved it. Good way to get things going before you make it home =]
I bet Skweeky wud giv u a BJ while driving ;)
I would love to have one
It's great but dangerous. One gf was annoying, didn't do it right. One gf was very dangerous, she was very very good at it. :lol:
That's the one and only reason I don't own a car anymore. :PQuote:
Originally posted by MetroStars@20 August 2003 - 23:20
I bet Skweeky wud giv u a BJ while driving ;)
I would like to see someone give a BJ while driving a car. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Oregonian@20 August 2003 - 22:38
Is It Illegal To have/give A BJ while driving a car ?
Is it against the law ?
Have you ever tried it ??
I would like to see someone give a BJ while driving a car. :lol: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Benno+20 August 2003 - 16:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Benno @ 20 August 2003 - 16:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Oregonian@20 August 2003 - 22:38
Is It Illegal To have/give A BJ while driving a car ?
Is it against the law ?
Have you ever tried it ??
uh oh
good job, benno.
now someone is gonna actually TRY to do it.
lol
uh ohQuote:
Originally posted by dlingeverything+21 August 2003 - 00:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dlingeverything @ 21 August 2003 - 00:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by Benno@20 August 2003 - 16:07
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Is It Illegal To have/give A BJ while driving a car ?
Is it against the law ?
Have you ever tried it ??
I would like to see someone give a BJ while driving a car. :lol:
good job, benno.
now someone is gonna actually TRY to do it.
lol [/b][/quote]
Hey where do you liveß I wanna see you trying it. :P
Hey where do you liveß I wanna see you trying it. :P [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Benno+20 August 2003 - 16:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Benno @ 20 August 2003 - 16:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by dlingeverything@21 August 2003 - 00:24
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Originally posted by Benno@20 August 2003 - 16:07
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Is It Illegal To have/give A BJ while driving a car ?
Is it against the law ?
Have you ever tried it ??
I would like to see someone give a BJ while driving a car. :lol:
uh oh
good job, benno.
now someone is gonna actually TRY to do it.
lol
I'm sorry to disapoint you but
i'm a male.
And I imagine that you could set
up a complex set of mirrors that would
let u see the road :lol: :lol:
And where do I live?
I live on the water piece of sh*t they call earth.
The only time I saw someone in real life was when I was at the stop light and in the adjacent car, a white girl was giving a BJ to a black guy.
Could I ask a small question? Why did you have to mention the racial background of the two people in the car? Would it not have been sufficient to just remove the races and say "and one time, at band camp, I saw a man receiving oral stimulation from a member of the opposite sex?"Quote:
Originally posted by Oregonian@20 August 2003 - 23:42
The only time I saw someone in real life was when I was at the stop light and in the adjacent car, a white girl was giving a BJ to a black guy.
Would that have been too difficult?
Could I ask a small question? Why did you have to mention the racial background of the two people in the car? Would it not have been sufficient to just remove the races and say "and one time, at band camp, I saw a man receiving oral stimulation from a member of the opposite sex?"Quote:
Originally posted by chalkmongoose+20 August 2003 - 17:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalkmongoose @ 20 August 2003 - 17:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Oregonian@20 August 2003 - 23:42
The only time I saw someone in real life was when I was at the stop light and in the adjacent car, a white girl was giving a BJ to a black guy.
Would that have been too difficult? [/b][/quote]
i asked the same question.
LOL :lol: :lol:Quote:
"and one time, at band camp, I saw a man receiving oral stimulation from a member of the opposite sex?"
i don't believe any racial disharmony was intended, i believe he was just being descriptive. it not racist to say black guy. i an think of a lot worse ways he could have phrased it.
i dont think saying that a person is "black" is bad.Quote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude@20 August 2003 - 17:56
i don't believe any racial disharmony was intended, i believe he was just being descriptive. it not racist to say black guy. i an think of a lot worse ways he could have phrased it.
I'm just wondering why he had to mention it?
You need to open your eyes, my friend. A lot of times, we don't think the things said are racist, and perhaps the original poster may not have thought so, but it matters not. If I saw a post, with the words "and then I saw a women of Judaic background giving fellatio to a man of Christian background," I would take offence, simply because of the implied "faux-pas."Quote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude@20 August 2003 - 23:56
i don't believe any racial disharmony was intended, i believe he was just being descriptive. it not racist to say black guy. i an think of a lot worse ways he could have phrased it.
A BJ while driving would most certainly fall under the umbrella of dangerous...who gives a sh*t about illegal when the possibility of a Garp-like episode is a real possibility ! :blink: :o :lol:
Garp... Who was... Oh wait... :ph34r:Quote:
Originally posted by Riddler@21 August 2003 - 00:31
A BJ while driving would most certainly fall under the umbrella of dangerous...who gives a sh*t about illegal when the possibility of a Garp-like episode is a real possibility ! :blink: :o :lol:
Stop being so fucking PC guys.
You just made a big fuss about nothing, IMHO.
If you didn't mention it, a lot of people wouldn't even have noticed it.
I for one didn't see anything wrong until you started off about it.
The again, I'm an agnostic white guy with a healthy appetite for white Christian blondes.
(being Christian and blonde must qualify them as gullible/easy. :D )
Garp... Who was... Oh wait... :ph34r: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by chalkmongoose+20 August 2003 - 17:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalkmongoose @ 20 August 2003 - 17:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Riddler@21 August 2003 - 00:31
A BJ while driving would most certainly fall under the umbrella of dangerous...who gives a sh*t about illegal when the possibility of a Garp-like episode is a real possibility ! :blink: :o :lol:
Uh huh. :P
I think that I shalt never be able to masturbate again. When I had to read that book, although since I read it for fun, I suppose "had" would be a strong word to use, my genitalia shrunk into my stomach and refused to come out for months.
yeah but how would you know he was a jew? would he be wearing one of those funny hats, the guy was obviously black, black is not anti-sematic or a religion in its own right it is your race/colour.Quote:
chalkmongoose Posted on 20 August 2003 - 23:58
QUOTE (Spider_dude @ 20 August 2003 - 23:56)
i don't believe any racial disharmony was intended, i believe he was just being descriptive. it not racist to say black guy. i an think of a lot worse ways he could have phrased it.
You need to open your eyes, my friend. A lot of times, we don't think the things said are racist, and perhaps the original poster may not have thought so, but it matters not. If I saw a post, with the words "and then I saw a women of Judaic background giving fellatio to a man of Christian background," I would take offence, simply because of the implied "faux-pas."
It's all to do with size dude. :DQuote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude@21 August 2003 - 02:39
black is not anti-sematic or a religion in its own right it is your race/colour.
Black is BIIIIIGGGG
Yellow is small giggle
White is just plain old good quality meat. :lol:
My goal, of course, was not to have somebody point out the problem with identifying people of Judaic origins, although God knows, certain dictators did it without issue.Quote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude@21 August 2003 - 00:39
yeah but how would you know he was a jew? would he be wearing one of those funny hats, the guy was obviously black, black is not anti-sematic or a religion in its own right it is your race/colour.Quote:
chalkmongoose Posted on 20 August 2003 - 23:58
QUOTE (Spider_dude @ 20 August 2003 - 23:56)
i don't believe any racial disharmony was intended, i believe he was just being descriptive. it not racist to say black guy. i an think of a lot worse ways he could have phrased it.
You need to open your eyes, my friend. A lot of times, we don't think the things said are racist, and perhaps the original poster may not have thought so, but it matters not. If I saw a post, with the words "and then I saw a women of Judaic background giving fellatio to a man of Christian background," I would take offence, simply because of the implied "faux-pas."
My point was to beat the proverbial "dead horse" back into life. This lounge has been quite dead for the past few weeks, and I do like to see the occasional mud fight.
With the females of the board so quiet, mud fights have become rare, and even extinct... :wub:
ok cool. you be the dictator then ;)
I could, of course, go into a discussion over the point of posting such a response, but I will not. In fact, as my work here is done, and (although it took far too long) a somewhat interesting cat fight has occured, I will be off.Quote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude@21 August 2003 - 00:47
ok cool. you be the dictator then ;)
But seriously, I feel that everybody is out of practice.
If Chalk is the resident dictator, does that make the MODs.....deathsquads? :ph34r:
We all know they like sending threads and posts into oblivion......
Hang on....all those so called "banned" members aren't really banned are they.
They have been eradicated!!! :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:
Maybe even by means of that chemical "K" weapon.
/me thinks he better hang low before starting a guerilla campaign....
I'll be back...don't know where, don't know when. But I'll be back again some suuuuunny daaaaayyy. No wait, ..that's not sth Che Guevara would have said, is it?
Damn, gotta study on my guerilla leadership.
I think that his Che-ness would have spoken in Spanish.
he would probably sing " i am the one and only...no body i'd rather be" thats who consider his che-ness. big chesney hawkes. LEGEND
Alright, so we'll be playing this game will we? Okly dokly.Quote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude@21 August 2003 - 01:04
he would probably sing " i am the one and only...no body i'd rather be" thats who consider his che-ness. big chesney hawkes. LEGEND
Who originally wrote "The Ballad of the Green Beret?"
Now there's a legend.
And what about "Mr. Crowley?"
Huh? Huh?
Booyah...
http://www.brownielocks.com/balladofthegre...beretsWAVE.html is a good site
by Staff Sgt Barry Sadler
Oh good, you can do a search on Google. Now go look up Mr. Crowley, and I'll be content. I could use good quality WAV files.
i looked up mr.crowley and got some site asking questions about big al? and what he said when high on crack?
http://totl.net/MrCrowley/
i dont think saying that a person is "black" is bad.Quote:
Originally posted by dlingeverything+20 August 2003 - 18:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dlingeverything @ 20 August 2003 - 18:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@20 August 2003 - 17:56
i don't believe any racial disharmony was intended, i believe he was just being descriptive. it not racist to say black guy. i an think of a lot worse ways he could have phrased it.
I'm just wondering why he had to mention it? [/b][/quote]
Its like saying fat guy or blonde girl hes just describing it for goodness sakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well, it was worth a go. Mr. Crowley was written by the Ozz man...Quote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude@21 August 2003 - 01:15
i looked up mr.crowley and got some site asking questions about big al? and what he said when high on crack?
http://totl.net/MrCrowley/