1. Eating a spicy curry whilst having heartburn :ermm:
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1. Eating a spicy curry whilst having heartburn :ermm:
Rubbing Vicks on your chest and then touching your private parts
chop chillies then change a non-applicator tampon
Get a nose piercing on a Parisian flea market
shaving while drunk
Wood-carving in the dark. :dabs:
What kind of fucking moranic baffoon would do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
me :(
I know you wouldn't, Skweeky.
I couldn't resist. It was mind over physical discomfort. I use the excuse it was in preparation for labour. :snooty:
You could have gone into labour, arse.
What? From eating spicy curry 2 months before my due date? I doubt it...
Sleep with your sister-in-law.
Brother's wife or wife's sister.
Brother's wife may be ok since men like to share but not ladies.
If you feel your eye itching while chopping chillies don't give in to it
Let someone else pack your parachute.
:wacko:
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Originally Posted by Old Geezer
leeching and you watching porn
Leaving your dorm door half-open whilst fapping
call yout mother 3 o clock in the morning to say that she is going to be a grandma (and lying)
It's best to leave it fully open, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
-bd :01:
bring your laptop in the bathroom with you while you're doing your business.
A laptop was built for the purpose of portable porn. It's true.Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaSlayer
-bd :yup:
Run a business from your bathroom.Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaSlayer
:lol:
Never kick a pot of paint by anger in a student house you rent for a year.
Otherwise you'll have to pay £500 ($1000) to buy a new carpet...
:(
French eh?
Pah
:lol:
Use your finger to clean a spark plug lead while the engine is running. :pinch:
Ask your husband and his mate to replace the shower unit. :angry:
:unsure: can an engine run without one spark plug?Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Doe we have any plumbers in the house?
Is electrician close enough? :unsure:
21000 :/
never ask your GF to give you a massage with tiger balm, then let her rub your bawls :pinch:
Well, it's not like we have a choice, now is it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
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Originally Posted by tesco
It's an electric shower...but the electrics aren't the problem. The water connection is :unsure:
Uh oh. Her water's broken. :fear:
:rod:Quote:
Originally Posted by tesco:unsure: can an engine run without one spark plug?Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles