.... should keep their fucking whiny, crying, screaming little bastards the fuck out of restaurants and the such as I may strangle one of the little fuckers and their rude non-disciplinary parents.
that is all.
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.... should keep their fucking whiny, crying, screaming little bastards the fuck out of restaurants and the such as I may strangle one of the little fuckers and their rude non-disciplinary parents.
that is all.
agreed.
:blink: So when you have kids (if anyone ever agrees to make one with you), can I strangle you when he/she decides to cry because he/she is hungry/thirsty/crapped their nappy while in a public place, claiming you said it's the right thing to do? :unsure:
Thanks for the insult firstly.Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
Secondly I am married and we have made a conscious decision to not have kids. So youll never have the opportunity to strangle me, or try, unfortunately.
Thirdly, if its someones choice to get knocked up. stay the fuck home until you can control your little brat. Don't bug the fuck out of me because you choose to be greedy and want the best of both worlds.
I guess that wasnt all.
Yes.
We should lock all children away until they are able to have coherent conversation and do not burst unto tears anymore. Their mothers with them as well.
Definitely.
Great idea.
You should pitch that to your local government. Maybe even start your own action group? :yes:
Did you get out of the wrong side of Uranus this morning.Quote:
Originally Posted by puckface
So long as an establishment has a clear policy people have no cause for complaint. The place I'm at just now has a sign on at the front of the restaurant saying "Children Welcome At All Times".
I think that's quite clear. It's family orientated, if you don't like that go elsewhere. I've seen other which show things like "Children Welcome Until 8 O'Clock" or whatever.
Like I said, so long as it's a clear policy then there's no justification for complaint.
thanks for agreeing and for your encouragement but no one said anything about locking anyone up, just eat at home and watch a movie at home or whatever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
nah, Ive felt this way for quite a long time.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
You've felt like the wrong side of an anus for a while. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by puckface
Is there really a wrong side of an anus?Quote:
Originally Posted by benchezYou've felt like the wrong side of an anus for a while. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by puckface
I don't mind screaming kids at all. I'm glad they're expressing themselves. It's adults with anger management issues that seem silly Timmy.
SorryQuote:
Originally Posted by benchez
Apology accepted.
Very gracious of you.
I thought so. :smilie4:
You're that kind of guy.
I am. Right here, right now.
I've got a headache.
Maybe it's all the HeavyMetalParkingLot in here. :eyebrows:
Drink more fluids.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I had about 3 L of water and several cups of raspberry leaf tea. There is a baby sitting on my bladder. If I drink anymore I may as well set up camp in the bathroom.
At least I have a laptop now so you lot can keep me company every where!
So why do you have a headache
Dunno.
I had a bath earlier, it may have affected my BP I guess.
Indeed, particliarly if it was a hot bath.
I will agree that some parents need to discipline their children more but I'm up to 3 and counting and mine are VERY well behaved, more so than their father but there have been occasions where kids just spaz out for no apparent reason other than their kids. I used to feel the same way, I truly did. Then I had children of my own and now when it happens I feel awful for the parents. Do you think that's what they want at that particular moment in time? Do you think they enjoy screaming children? Hell no thats not what anyone wants, but unlike you they have to stay there they cannot go home and eventually forget about it. More than likely when they get home the kids are probobly still screaming and driving them insane.
I have to say the wife and I don't take the kids out to grown up places yet because we are pretty considerate of other childless people and don't want to bother others. On occasion we do take my older guy out to a diner, he's 3 now, and it's nice but there are times when even he gets bored and will start to figit in his seat and not behave as well as we think he should. It is frustrating as hell but thats the world with kids in it.
Now the movies is a completely different story...
There's a big difference between parents that allow everything their children do, as long as it's not in their own homes ... and parents that are trying to do a decent parenting job but that sometimes face a tremendous effort trying to keep their children from going berserk in places that aren't suited for that kind of behaviour (restaurants, churches, governement buildings, libraries, etc ...)
I do have a problem with the first kind of parents and children, less of a problem (or none at all) with the latter kind.
Agreed but when it comes down to it how do you know which kind of parent it is when the kids are screaming? Could be one or the other.
Oh and government buildings are the best for restless children ;)
The inside, I would say :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by puckfaceIs there really a wrong side of an anus?Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
I totally agree with the OP. If a kid spazzes out in a public place you yank them outta there, drag them home and put them to bed. Even if it's 10am in the fucking morning. I don't have kids btw :snooty:.
Kids deliberately spazz out in public because they think that's a sure-fire way to guarantee they'll get their own way.
I frown more upon the parents that give them what they want just to shut them up than the ones that ignore them and don't give in. Once you've got kids of your own you find it much easier to ignore all and any crying kids.... True story.
I will say though that you need to get it into the child's head that screaming will NEVER get them what they want. Then believe it or not they'll stop doing it, and if you can keep them entertained and amused, they are actually quite fun to have around :smilie4:
It is a lot worse to have a kid go berserk in your home than in a public place.
In public places at least there is the distraction of people going berserk cause the kid is annoyed, which tends to calm the kid down and put things into perspective.
I thank you for your distraction.
I'll tell you what will stop a kid misbehaving in public. Taking them quietly away from everyone else so you drum it into their thick heads that living in a society peacefully involves being thoughtful to others, then put them somewhere boring for a while to think it through. Then explain that since they played up in the supermarket for instance, you're both now going to have to go back to the shop to do the shopping instead of take them swimming or whatever as you previously promised. No fannying around. I'm sure the antisocial little bastard will learn when it finds itself inconvenienced by its own behaviour.
Jesus, I really hope I never have kids :unsure:.
I always like these two popular ones here:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
"Unattended children will be sold as slaves." and "Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy." :happy:
Adult Logic does not apply to children.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
When they cry it is because they are unable to express what they want and they get frustrated.
Their only way to express it is through crying, until they develop language for that what they need.
This applies to wife beaters, bullies, and basic scum which never manage to develop.
You will be be a great father because at least you are atleast capable of seeing the horror of it.
ps. insanity is easier.
Do you get the one "Unattended children will be gang-raped by paedophiles and deviants"
That always makes me larff... :happy:
In my opinion you are the one that is greedy not wanting to have kids, only thinking about yourself and your selfish ways, second if you don't like it when kids cry, stay home, people with kids have the right to do as they please, who cares about what you want or feel? welcome to the real worldQuote:
Originally Posted by puckfaceThanks for the insult firstly.Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
Secondly I am married and we have made a conscious decision to not have kids. So youll never have the opportunity to strangle me, or try, unfortunately.
Thirdly, if its someones choice to get knocked up. stay the fuck home until you can control your little brat. Don't bug the fuck out of me because you choose to be greedy and want the best of both worlds.
I guess that wasnt all.
Sorry but that's absolute twaddle. It sounds just like all the happy clappy crap you hear from parents of badly behaved kids who would prefer to believe anything is the cause of it but themselves. Little dearest isn't expressing himself, he's being a nuisance and that's exactly what he wants to be. Parents that come out with that crap don't really believe it themselves. They're laughing on the outside but crying on the inside. They've just given up having any dignity and now face the world with a resigned complacency because it's all they can do to remain sane. Meanwhile everyone else is looking at their screaming child and thinking 'O rly? :eyebrows:' and feeling sorry for it because they know it's going to grow up a little shit as well. Children are not born bad tempered or truculent, they're made that way. I don't mean to have a go at you specifically, just this culture today of raising kids without personal responsibility or the time or energy to do it properly.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%Adult Logic does not apply to children.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
When they cry it is because they are unable to express what they want and they get frustrated.
Their only way to express it is through crying, until they develop language for that what they need.
This applies to wife beaters, bullies, and basic scum which never manage to develop.
You will be be a great father because at least you are atleast capable of seeing the horror of it.
ps. insanity is easier.
You need to quantify some ages here, people.
Up to about 6 months old, pretty much all they can do is cry to get your attention.
When they're 2 years and older and throwing tantrums it's learned behaviour, as they've learned that it gets them what they want. You have to break them out of it as early as you can, and encourage them to ask for things in different ways.
The way you break them out of it is to ignore it, the most sensible place to do this is in the comfort of your own home, not at the checkout in Sainsburys :dry:
Well, I think I am not being greedy. I dont want kids because:Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
a. I would be a horrible father
b. my wife works a "real" day job and I own a business that has me gone from 10am until 330am most days. What kind of father would I be If I were home for 7 hours a day and 6 of them were spent sleeping? Riddle me that.
Also, at least here in the US (I don't know where you are from) people do not have the right to do as they please if it effects others (unfortunately). Examples being: smoking in public places, seatbelts, motorcycle helmets etc etc.. That's the real world here.
As far as I know nobody has ever died from listening to a screaming child :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by puckface