Boab needs some new material so could you chaps help out with some really bad puns for him to pick from.
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Boab needs some new material so could you chaps help out with some really bad puns for him to pick from.
I gave up posting on this forum, then I came back and reverted to type.
How very uncharacteristic of you.Quote:
Originally posted by JPaul@29 October 2003 - 21:31
I gave up posting on this forum, then I came back and reverted to type.
Sorry, is that too convoluted? :unsure:
JP I have an urgent question posted for you in another place. :DQuote:
Originally posted by JPaul@29 October 2003 - 21:31
Boab needs some new material so could you chaps help out with some really bad puns for him to pick from.
I gave up posting on this forum, then I came back and reverted to type.
How very uncharacteristic of you.Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey+29 October 2003 - 18:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 29 October 2003 - 18:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-JPaul@29 October 2003 - 21:31
I gave up posting on this forum, then I came back and reverted to type.
Sorry, is that too convoluted? :unsure:[/b][/quote]
I am galvanized over the fancy "convoluted" word that you introduced into this thread.
JP I have an urgent question posted for you in another place. :D [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by bigboab+29 October 2003 - 22:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 29 October 2003 - 22:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JPaul@29 October 2003 - 21:31
Boab needs some new material so could you chaps help out with some really bad puns for him to pick from.
I gave up posting on this forum, then I came back and reverted to type.
link:
http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showto...=0&#entry621237
Go on feed me. :lol: I am looking for a straight man. Alas this may be difficult in this Forum. :P
JP I have an urgent question posted for you in another place. :D [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by bigboab+29 October 2003 - 23:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 29 October 2003 - 23:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JPaul@29 October 2003 - 21:31
Boab needs some new material so could you chaps help out with some really bad puns for him to pick from.
I gave up posting on this forum, then I came back and reverted to type.
The House of Lord's ?
The House of Lord's ? [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by JPaul+29 October 2003 - 22:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul @ 29 October 2003 - 22:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by bigboab@29 October 2003 - 23:14
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@29 October 2003 - 21:31
Boab needs some new material so could you chaps help out with some really bad puns for him to pick from.
I gave up posting on this forum, then I came back and reverted to type.
JP I have an urgent question posted for you in another place. :D
One does not mention it JP. :angry:
You'll have all these bloody pee-ers going in there. :lol:
That is the last time I am going out of the lounge. There is fighting talk out there.
I was even offered a bottle of Buckfast. :lol: :lol:
I wasn't going to identify the other plaice, but that would just have smelled fishy.
As long as they dont know what it is cod.
Half a bottle mate.Quote:
Originally posted by bigboab@30 October 2003 - 00:06
That is the last time I am going out of the lounge. There is fighting talk out there.
I was even offered a bottle of Buckfast. :lol: :lol:
That's probably how the fighting started.
Someone offered you the old buck.
Watch yourself.Quote:
Originally posted by bigboab@30 October 2003 - 00:07
As long as they dont know what it is cod.
Lamsey is a vegetarian agnostic. So he doesn't believe in Cod.
I dont know who it was JP. He had a funny cloth cap, a scarf that stuck out to the side, windswept like and a great huge moustache. You would think that with remembrance day approaching these people would be out selling poppies.
Enough of this. I have stopped searching for a straight man(For about an hour). Instead I shall go and watch Mr Norton. :lol: :lol:
Does Mrs Bigboad know you have stopped searching for a straight man and have settled on Graham Norton.Quote:
Originally posted by bigboab@30 October 2003 - 00:13
I dont know who it was JP. He had a funny cloth cap, a scarf that stuck out to the side, windswept like and a great huge moustache. You would think that with remembrance day approaching these people would be out selling poppies.
Enough of this. I have stopped searching for a straight man(For about an hour). Instead I shall go and watch Mr Norton. :lol: :lol:
Are you perhaps a modern Diogenes, searching not for an honest man but .... oh never mind. How many would follow the rest anyway.
1. She is watching it completely unawares of my intentions. :DQuote:
Originally posted by JPaul@29 October 2003 - 23:17
1. Does Mrs Bigboad know you have stopped searching for a straight man and have settled on Graham Norton.
2. Are you perhaps a modern Diogenes,
2. If such is the case, the earlier offer of a bottle of Buck may have been a prophetic gesture. :lol: :lol:
We may have to desist from this JP. I can imagine a few keyboards getting clogged up with dandruff. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Edit. Anyway methinks there is a battle call far. B)
A cigar on offer for a pun or one liner that have not heard before. My honesty will not be brought into question. ;)
Certainly adthomp seems to type using his head.Quote:
Originally posted by bigboab@30 October 2003 - 00:28
I can imagine a few keyboards getting clogged up with dandruff. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I suppose that leaves both hands free and he can look at the screen at the same time.
Though it does require a bit of engorgement before he can get the necessary degree of control.
On the other hand a few of the keys are getting a bit sticky.
What's brown and sticky ....
a stick
She opened the door in her nightdress.
Funny, I thought, you don't often see nightdresses with a door.
Stick with the ciggies for the moment. As from now no reply no cigar. :lol:
I had a tragic childhood. My parents never understood me. They were Japanese.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
Get some matches. You might need them further down the line. :D
I made a stupid mistake last week. Come to think of it, did you ever hear of someone making a clever mistake?
I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling.
The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.
It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.
I drew a gun. He drew a gun. I drew another gun. Soon we were surrounded by lovely drawings of guns.
There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.
Cigar for that one JP never heard of it. ;)
My girlfriends a redhead, no hair, just a red head.
My parents were wonderful, always there with a ready compromise. My sister wanted a cat for a pet I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.
I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply. Are you going to talk to it or eat it?". "In that case, have you got any wild duck?". "No", he responded, "but I've got one I could aggravate for you".
Remember one of the greatest comedians of all time was Red Buttons. But he was off the cuff. :D
Edit Thats the first time I've heard that. no bad. :rolleyes:
I rang the bell of this small bed-and breakfast place, whereupon a lady appeared at an outside window. "What do you want?", she asked. "I want to stay here", I replied. "Well, stay there then", she said and closed the window.
I was in London the other day and this man came up to me and asked me if I knew the Battersea dog's home. I said that I didn't know it had been away.
I don't swim. I can swim. I just don't have much cause to do so in the normal run of things.
This chap started talking to me about this and that - about which I know very little.
My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.