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They don't have to be. I have seen enough woman stand ups and they are not funny. I have seen them do bad, like if their where men they would be calling it bombing, but they get by on charity laughts.
Woman are not funny. By that I mean that they don't laugh by jokes but by social structure. Men sometimes laught at what women say but that is not in their control, at, not with, kind of thing.
Racist.
Genetically there is no such thing as race. Racism is a term with no scientific backing what so ever. But continue your political misinformed rant, by all means.
I tend to laugh in amazement at the horror of what was just said.
I hate to agree with you, but your statement is correct. On the other hand, that does not give you carte blanche to misuse that fact and be a discriminating douche. Socially, racism/gender bias/bigotry do exist- in abundance. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Speedo
They can't drive I can say that!!
this is a disgrace on human kind
Sexist*Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Someone is going to sleep alone tonight.
Female comics I've loved over the years from recent to older
Famous list
Maria Bamford, Wanda Sykes, Ellen Degeneres, Janeane Garofalo, Rita Rudner
Notable mentions
Kristen Schaal (now on Daily Show), Lynne Koplitz, and Kristen Wiig (not a comedian, but she's brilliantly funny at just about everything she does).
If women get 0's on a funny scale, I'd hate to know where you belong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Speedo
Your mum is fucking hilarious. She's got a vagina shaped like your fucked up face.Quote:
Originally Posted by Speedo
Every time I fuck it, I feel like I'm getting my cawk sucked by a fully dilated newborn spastic. Which, let's face it, can't make her any less attractive or funny looking.
My mom is a lovely lady and I have a girlfriend. Nor am I a racist or sexist. But I haven't seen one woman stand-up comedian that have made me laugh.
and by the way, I'm done with political correctness. It has gone way to far. Thanks for the insults ;)
I'm sure she's not altogether hideous when they let her take the rubber mask and ball-gag off.
I was was talking about her vagina, you stupid cunt. That hirsute gaping fault between her generous thighs that looks uncannily like you and occasionally at you. Ask her to show you it, it'll be like looking in a flattering mirror only you'll be sporting rusty jewelry and their'll more than likely be a sticky, speckled string dangling from your mouth. You'll probably have some teeth too. Remember them?
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chavis mom, before her old hag days
http://i.imgur.com/joPPo.jpg
m is for mom
No it's not. It's for mental menstrual manga mundanity.
You're gonna need to step up your game if you think you can keep up with me, Jethro.
Ask your mum. She knows all about the game.
People with darker skin have different quantities of melanin in their skin, and this is passed down genetically (So are many other traits).Quote:
Originally Posted by Speedo
I find Sarah Silverman funny at times. :unsure:
I heard she's fukin' Matt Damon. :mellow:
sometimes they are :)
It's cos they don't do fart jokes, innit? 'bout the wrong level for some without that, I should think.
Also, I find that being able to imagine myself being in someone else's situation, someone whom I'm nothing like helps me to understand their jokes. Without being able to take that leap, be it cos you're a complete moron, or just impaired somehow, of course you can't enjoy it.
Given that they make up about half of humanity, in all strata of intelligence and education, and given the diversity of humanity in general, the odds are good it's not women* who are broken.
*This is the plural form of woman, you fucking muppet.
:lol:
He did apologise for it in the thread title, so subconsciously he might have realised where the problem was. A long shot, I know. :mellow:
Yes, it is. People also have people with downs syndrome. There was a story in the new york times in the 90's where a black couple got a white baby, and she swore she had never cheated. Somehow the guy stuck around. Then they had their second baby that also was white, and everyone thought the mom must have had a white lover and all hell broke loose. Then they found out that genetically they had white blood in them and made white babies. A family tragedy was saved by an scientific inquiry. She had never cheated and now this black couple had two white children. I have no opinion on that, but it shows that white and black aren't that different at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZBPeople with darker skin have different quantities of melanin in their skin, and this is passed down genetically (So are many other traits).Quote:
Originally Posted by Speedo
And that is exactly what modern microbiology and genetics show. I presume your a white male. You can genetically have more in common with an arab girl, an old lady in China, an old man in Gambia, and an Eskimo that your own family.
And if you look into it you will find that the diversity we expect of our genetic diversity was wiped out 70-80.000 years ago and we are now all the same. The wiping out was a volcano that left only thousands left on this earth. You are more the same with your japanese/mexican/anything native/indian/... whatever than you think, than your own parents. In genetics your human, and you are as human as every people on this planet.
This is science.
But I still haven't found a woman stand-up comic that's any funny. Silverman is doing the shock thing. Not funny.
Down's is an incorrect splitting and reproduction of the 23 chromosome pair. As for reproduction, females can be fertile, but there have only been two known cases of males producing offspring. Odd example to use.Quote:
Originally Posted by Speedo
Exactly correct. The grammar could be a bit better, but the science end is right on.Quote:
And that is exactly what modern microbiology and genetics show. I presume your a white male. You can genetically have more in common with an arab girl, an old lady in China, an old man in Gambia, and an Eskimo that your own family.
And if you look into it you will find that the diversity we expect of our genetic diversity was wiped out 70-80.000 years ago and we are now all the same. The wiping out was a volcano that left only thousands left on this earth. You are more the same with your japanese/mexican/anything native/indian/... whatever than you think, than your own parents. In genetics your human, and you are as human as every people on this planet.
Your right about downs. I shouldn't have used it as an example, don't know why I did.
Glad we agree on genetics.
Apparently this comedian is the shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAOLOGGftTY
Science also states that 0.005% of the human genome is attributed to racial differences, while 0.095% is attributed to individual differences. Technically I have nearly as much in common with an orangutan as I do with my Asian neighbor. How is your argument sound, again?Quote:
Originally Posted by Speedo
What you have is an opinion based on a few rogue cases (probably of albinism, which isn't that uncommon).
Science isn't right for very long anyway. It only takes one cleverer egg-head to disprove it all in a few years time.
Science is limited by our assumption that what we don't know is impossible.
:hippie:
Global Warming if real*
*Real enough to let us carry on our usual ways if we pay extortion tax fees.
No, no, no, no, nooo
There is no one that that made the case against science. All sceptics want is the revival of the scientific method. We want science in it's true form. We are sick of the lies. Science is the best.
How old are you, mate?Quote:
Originally Posted by Speedo
I'm 27. How old are you?
How do you feel about this though?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/asshole-ads
Horny?
12
Get out of here. We don't want minors. Fuck off!. Go away!
That was low.
I have enough on you to have you charged under false pretenses, so do you on me. '
That was fucking looow.
Come on. I'll call you out in no time.
No, you are low on the educational scale.
These random apologies mean fuck all. We all think you're stupid. You're the guy who says he fights scientists.
I must admit, I started praying for the first time since I was 14 when I read that.
You are a prick. And you have nothing to offer. Especially here.
14 times 12 is?
Break away from your pimp, girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by Speedo