Home wrecker advice.

A chance posed itself that usually doesn't. A good friend of mine tried to break my girlfriend and I up. The friend found a message of me saying that I have feelings for her on someone's phone except, my girlfriend knew about that particular message because she was there when I sent it and knows the context. So the friend showed my girlfriend the message probably hoping to end our relationship (she has been trying for a while and this is clearly her best in). My girlfriend let me in on the happenings and we had a laugh about it, but now that all is said and done I want revenge. The friend has no idea that I know. I told my girlfriend to act as if she's still digesting the dilemma if she were to ask.

I know there are a few resident twisted minds. This is your time to shine. Sky is the limit with what plays I can make since I do reserve my compunction for civility. I asked my girlfriend and she even accepts that I feign an infidelity tendency with Ms homewrecker in order to drag the fun. Although, due to the nature of such it would make it impossible for me to play more than one angle. So I'm basically idea shopping trying to find something bigger/better.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

A chance posed itself that usually doesn't. A good friend of mine tried to break my girlfriend and I up. The friend found a message of me saying that I have feelings for her on someone's phone except, my girlfriend knew about that particular message because she was there when I sent it and knows the context. So the friend showed my girlfriend the message probably hoping to end our relationship (she has been trying for a while and this is clearly her best in). My girlfriend let me in on the happenings and we had a laugh about it, but now that all is said and done I want revenge. The friend has no idea that I know. I told my girlfriend to act as if she's still digesting the dilemma if she were to ask.

I know there are a few resident twisted minds. This is your time to shine. Sky is the limit with what plays I can make since I do reserve my compunction for civility. I asked my girlfriend and she even accepts that I feign an infidelity tendency with Ms homewrecker in order to drag the fun. Although, due to the nature of such it would make it impossible for me to play more than one angle. So I'm basically idea shopping trying to find something bigger/better.

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Yep, that's women for you, they're all nasty manipulative slappers.

Tell her you fancy her, fuck her senseless for a few weeks, you know the whole "you're so sexy/lovable crap" then dump her... making sure that you let her know you were just fucking her before you dumped her off for being a nasty bitch.

Manipulate her life, like she's been trying to do to yours. Only make sure you do it for your own benefit... You know she deserves it.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Yep, that's women for you, they're all nasty manipulative slappers.

Tell her you fancy her, fuck her senseless for a few weeks, you know the whole "you're so sexy/lovable crap" then dump her... making sure that you let her know you were just fucking her before you dumped her off for being a nasty bitch.

Manipulate her life, like she's been trying to do to yours. Only make sure you do it for your own benefit... You know she deserves it.

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No one deserves that as long as they don't fall into your way, if it all she is trying to take advantage of you, did the doctor tell you to fall into the pit in the first place? Charity begins from home, if she wants something from you then it's also other way around and if not then she can't manipulate you, right?

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Originally Posted by whatcdfan

No one deserves that as long as they don't fall into your way, if it all she is trying to take advantage of you, did the doctor tell you to fall into the pit in the first place? Charity begins from home, if she wants something from you then it's also other way around and if not then she can't manipulate you, right?

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I'm going to assume you missed the 'manipulative' word. Manipulative people deserve to be manipulated. If they don't have any respect for your thoughts and feelings, then you've no reason to show any regard for theirs. Treat them as they treat you. If they chose to be contemptuous bitches then they deserve to be thought of with contempt, and of course treated with contempt.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

A chance posed itself that usually doesn't. A good friend of mine tried to break my girlfriend and I up. The friend found a message of me saying that I have feelings for her on someone's phone except, my girlfriend knew about that particular message because she was there when I sent it and knows the context. So the friend showed my girlfriend the message probably hoping to end our relationship (she has been trying for a while and this is clearly her best in). My girlfriend let me in on the happenings and we had a laugh about it, but now that all is said and done I want revenge. The friend has no idea that I know. I told my girlfriend to act as if she's still digesting the dilemma if she were to ask.

I know there are a few resident twisted minds. This is your time to shine. Sky is the limit with what plays I can make since I do reserve my compunction for civility. I asked my girlfriend and she even accepts that I feign an infidelity tendency with Ms homewrecker in order to drag the fun. Although, due to the nature of such it would make it impossible for me to play more than one angle. So I'm basically idea shopping trying to find something bigger/better.

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The best advice I can give is stop worrying about revenge. Bitterness corrodes the soul and it's only you that suffers in the end. Just concentrate your energy on your relationship and making your girlfriend happy and stop wasting your life engaging with people not worthy of your time and attention. The best revenge you can have is to be happy and get on with your life.

But on a more caustic note, none of you sound mature enough to be emotionally involved with other human beings. Perhaps you should all do a bit of growing up before one or more of you brings children into the world and fucks it up a little bit more.

smash his fucking face in!111

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smash his fucking face in!111

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The 'good friend' is a woman. Hitting women is a big no-no.

In fact given that women hold the safe position they do in the minds of most decent men, the only way to exact revenge is to use her feelings against her. So that's really the only viable option available for the OP. So manipulate her feelings, fuck her and then fuck her off... just make sure she knows it's because she's a manipulative bitch.

Punch and fuck everyone!!!! THEN SMEAR FECES ON YOUR FACE!!!111111111

The joys of working in the wonderful world of Windoze, is it?

A lot of what I would say might just resonate with what reject said, and to further damage my reputation, the disagreement I have so far is that I would hit a woman. My back hand is an equal opportunity deliverer of wrath. If a man or woman assaults me enough on a psychological or emotional level, and I flip, gender doesn't mean a thing. So that might be at the extremes, as far as the more subtle and common occurrences go...

I'm one of the pettiest people alive, mostly because humanity and persons never cease to disappoint me and make me feel ashamed to be part of the species. You try to find people that would join you in your struggle against it, but they in turn also will fuck you over for some primal feeling. I too have a primal indulgence I like to sate, and it is vengeance (and it doesn't necessarily have to be enacted by me). The same HOA cunt that has harassed us in our condo over the past couple of years gets violently robbed while entering the building. I'm laughing my ass off, and it really really brings an untold amount of joy to think about it... I really really relish in it.

So on to you Darth, there's not enough information to help with a recommendation. I wasn't sure if you both were planning not to ever have any involvement with this girl again, or is there some social circumstance that makes that somewhat impossible? Also, would you fuck her? Is your girlfriend OK with you fucking other girls? Not to mention, the back history is all lost on me. For the most part, a conversation where I make someone feel like the worst piece of shit in the world is sometimes quite refreshing depending on context. I started reading it like you might have a lot of hate for this girl, but maybe it's just general disgust? Sorry I couldn't come up with anything beyond that.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

So on to you Darth, there's not enough information to help with a recommendation. I wasn't sure if you both were planning not to ever have any involvement with this girl again, or is there some social circumstance that makes that somewhat impossible? Also, would you fuck her? Is your girlfriend OK with you fucking other girls? Not to mention, the back history is all lost on me. For the most part, a conversation where I make someone feel like the worst piece of shit in the world is sometimes quite refreshing depending on context. I started reading it like you might have a lot of hate for this girl, but maybe it's just general disgust? Sorry I couldn't come up with anything beyond that.

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This by far is the only thing that I agree with in the entirety of this thread along with reject's opinion.

So to answer your questions to the best of my abilities. I need her no more in my life. The damage I could do can scale to any extent since I have no need for someone trying to destroy my life being anywhere close to actually doing it. My girlfriend shares a house with her, so any twisted plans need to keep her out of the picture, because she can't afford rent elsewhere, but she is more than willing to avoid the now ex-friend as much as the situation deems necessary. I would not fuck her, my girlfriend is fine if I fuck other girls, but I keep saying I have no drastic need to do that currently, and especially if so it would not be this girl.

Back history: The psycho girl and I almost had a fling a long time ago. I backed out at the last minute. She keeps pushing it, and tries to break my girlfriend and I up constantly (but never has she come out to play this far out into the limelight). Part of why I backed away from the fling/fuck-buddy proposal was because a good friend of mine was (and still is) pursuing her, and I didn't want to tangle myself in love triangles with me working on so many university projects at the same time. The other part for my backing away was just a complete and utter disgust for her habits as a person. Any action I make could easily make me lose that friend who still likes her, and put my girlfriend in a weird position as her room-mate. I still don't care. I've been pushed, and this breaks one of my last few straws. I'd be okay if she admired/hated me from afar, but to become proactive in trying to make my life miserable is just a lot more than I bargain for when I let people into my life. I was quite okay with her until this last occurrence. Both my girlfriend and I acknowledged she was problematic before this point, but I never worried about it enough to think about removing her from my life.

Also, since it apparently became topic-related: To me, hitting a girl is a no-no, but don't think it's because I have my panties in a bunch. I'm just anti-violence completely, even against chav guidos (interesting mix). It's not because I'm weak or try to avoid confrontation, I was just always the one who sat in the corner ready to disturb people on a mental level. Physical violence is too primal for me, even though, as you would say, I love indulging in primal instincts like revenge in the form of personal justice, and eating like a pig in a highbrow restaurant.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

But on a more caustic note, none of you sound mature enough to be emotionally involved with other human beings. Perhaps you should all do a bit of growing up before one or more of you brings children into the world and fucks it up a little bit more.

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Have you considered giving up being a scientist and becoming a familial psychologist, instead? Your writing flair and level of wit are clearly a waste on the tone-deficient scientific papers of our times.

Hmmm I can understand that, especially the bit about not expecting people who you let into your life, and trust to behave with some sense of respect and consideration for you, to fuck you over completely. Unfortunately I know what it feels like... whatever you do, just make sure she understands why you've done it... make sure she understands it's because she's a cunt.

Sounds like couple of significant entanglements, you've got a mini-web being weaved over there. I've only got one idea. Have her walk in on you and your girlfriend fucking, amplify the amount of PDAs. It would seem that the thing that bothers this girl the most is your relationship, so flaunting that in a ridiculously excessive manner may be the most tortuous thing you could do. Of course this, or anything you do, might drive her to move out, so a different living situation for your girlfriend might be an inevitability if you carry through any course of action.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Also, since it apparently became topic-related: To me, hitting a girl is a no-no, but don't think it's because I have my panties in a bunch. I'm just anti-violence completely, even against chav guidos (interesting mix). It's not because I'm weak or try to avoid confrontation, I was just always the one who sat in the corner ready to disturb people on a mental level. Physical violence is too primal for me, even though, as you would say, I love indulging in primal instincts like revenge in the form of personal justice, and eating like a pig in a highbrow restaurant.

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Translation:I'm afraid of getting my ass kicked.
Violence comes in many forms with the non-physical type often proving the most scarring.

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Translation:I'm afraid of getting my ass kicked.
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Isn't everyone whos never had their arse kicked?

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

A chance posed itself that usually doesn't. A good friend of mine tried to break my girlfriend and I up. The friend found a message of me saying that I have feelings for her on someone's phone except, my girlfriend knew about that particular message because she was there when I sent it and knows the context. So the friend showed my girlfriend the message probably hoping to end our relationship (she has been trying for a while and this is clearly her best in). My girlfriend let me in on the happenings and we had a laugh about it, but now that all is said and done I want revenge. The friend has no idea that I know. I told my girlfriend to act as if she's still digesting the dilemma if she were to ask.

I know there are a few resident twisted minds. This is your time to shine. Sky is the limit with what plays I can make since I do reserve my compunction for civility. I asked my girlfriend and she even accepts that I feign an infidelity tendency with Ms homewrecker in order to drag the fun. Although, due to the nature of such it would make it impossible for me to play more than one angle. So I'm basically idea shopping trying to find something bigger/better.

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http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/2...ary+girlfriend

@Darth Rings.

I'm going to add a word of caution to this thread, for as much as revenge is something you may want. It's very important to be very careful when seeking it. Don't cross legal boundaries and for god sake don't do anything to her that she can't leave behind... you know like filming her being spit roasted by your mates and posting it up somewhere... that's really waaaayyyyyy too far... seriously.

Personally I'm of the opinion that revenge requires you to give some kind of shit about the piece of trash and so isn't worth bothering with... just cut her out and move on.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

@Darth Rings.

I'm going to add a word of caution to this thread, for as much as revenge is something you may want. It's very important to be very careful when seeking it. Don't cross legal boundaries and for god sake don't do anything to her that she can't leave behind... you know like filming her being spit roasted by your mates and posting it up somewhere... that's really waaaayyyyyy too far... seriously.

Personally I'm of the opinion that revenge requires you to give some kind of shit about the piece of trash and so isn't worth bothering with... just cut her out and move on.

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Good advice from an established stalker. Take heed, Darthy. This cunt knows the moves.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Have you considered giving up being a scientist and becoming a familial psychologist, instead? Your writing flair and level of wit are clearly a waste on the tone-deficient scientific papers of our times.

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I'm afraid that might cut into my wanking time, so no.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

I was just always the one who sat in the corner ready to disturb people on a mental level. Physical violence is too primal for me, even though, as you would say, I love indulging in primal instincts like revenge in the form of personal justice, and eating like a pig in a highbrow restaurant.

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I'm always suspicious of people who claim to have mastered the art of the mind ninja. Every single person (of whom there are increasingly many in this time of great personal confidence and great lack of personal awareness), who has made this bold claim to me has actually been pretty emotionally simplistic, crass and banale. In other words, I could easily see right through them, right through to the other side of their bodies from whence their verbal diarrhoea spews. It's all related to that great maxim in life, that those with specific skills don't need to talk about it, whatever those skills may be.
Actually, even if you possess the skills you claim to, they are pretty much impotent against a good smack in the face/disembowelling/beheading with a rusty spoon. There really isn't anything more damaging than that, unless you're a pussy and possess the emotional tolerance levels of a 5 year old girl in a puppy skinning factory. And I'm guessing that's the only sort of person your questionable mind ninjery would have the slightest impact on. You should probably just admit you're too much of a coward to get by on physical violence instead of this laughable pretence at your pen being mightier than the proverbial sword. In effect, your 'skills' were just the bitter thoughts you formulated while you were sat alone yet again in the school canteen at the age of 13 while people pointed at you and called you 'tramp balls'. Your coping mechanism was to convince yourself you were intellectually superior and didn't care anyway, but you did. You still do.

Just a small point btw, if you're so brilliant at this shit why are you asking anyone's advice on how to handle it? Unless you're like an intellectual footsoldier, or a pig eating from the scraps bigger pigs throw you from their table....in which case you're just a sad cunt instead of a dipshit.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Good advice from an established stalker. Take heed, Darthy. This cunt knows the moves.

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Have you decided who it is I'm stalking yet?

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

A chance posed itself that usually doesn't. A good friend of mine tried to break my girlfriend and I up. The friend found a message of me saying that I have feelings for her on someone's phone except, my girlfriend knew about that particular message because she was there when I sent it and knows the context. So the friend showed my girlfriend the message probably hoping to end our relationship (she has been trying for a while and this is clearly her best in). My girlfriend let me in on the happenings and we had a laugh about it, but now that all is said and done I want revenge. The friend has no idea that I know. I told my girlfriend to act as if she's still digesting the dilemma if she were to ask.

I know there are a few resident twisted minds. This is your time to shine. Sky is the limit with what plays I can make since I do reserve my compunction for civility. I asked my girlfriend and she even accepts that I feign an infidelity tendency with Ms homewrecker in order to drag the fun. Although, due to the nature of such it would make it impossible for me to play more than one angle. So I'm basically idea shopping trying to find something bigger/better.

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http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/1...l-Should-I-Do-!

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Originally Posted by chavis

Good advice from an established stalker. Take heed, Darthy. This cunt knows the moves.

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Have you decided who it is I'm stalking yet?

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Have you?

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Have you?

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Yeah but you didn't believe me... I think it's a symptom of your mental illness... but I don't want to make too big an issue of it and give you a complex about your wildly creative imagination as well... that'll really fuck you up... and you're fucked up enough already.

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Yeah but you didn't believe me... I think it's a symptom of your mental illness... but I don't want to make too big an issue of it and give you a complex about your wildly creative imagination as well... that'll really fuck you up... and you're fucked up enough already.

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You're just another blue ribbon on my internets CV, mate. I chalked you up. I hula-hooped your sorry brain and you're still not sure what exactly I know.

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Originally Posted by chavis

You're just another blue ribbon on my internets CV, mate. I chalked you up. I hula-hooped your sorry brain and you're still not sure what exactly I know.

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Oh! I know that you don't know anything at all.

so this thread is also
Chavis
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rejectOfAllah

man rejectOfAllah, nice thread bumping, from 77 posts to 342 in a week ... congrats for your super speed.

No this is chavis trying to insinuate that he knows something, when in reality everyone on the board knows he doesn't... because everyone knows that if he did, he'd post it up... see everyone knows he's a complete cunt... he admits it himself. The problem with that is it's a very fixed position to try and play mind games from... because you can't make claims that have you behaving out of line with your position as a cunt.

Isn't that right chavis?

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I'm always suspicious of people who claim to have mastered the art of the mind ninja. Every single person ...

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This is where I stopped reading. I would have kept going if for a second I believed that you meet and interact with people beyond your door-step and the mailman, dolly. Get cheated on in the past, or is this you just standing up for all of womanhood in the e-world? By the way: punctuation is a tool that is meant to be used.

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Originally Posted by chavis

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/2...ary+girlfriend

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People then really set the bar low for laughable humor. I'm glad you've improved your quality posting over these past few years.
Now, given the intent of your post: You should be called a fucking mentalist, mate. (Not that the word mentalist means anything close to what you think it does, that is).

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

No this is chavis trying to insinuate that he knows something, when in reality everyone on the board knows he doesn't... because everyone knows that if he did, he'd post it up... see everyone knows he's a complete cunt... he admits it himself. The problem with that is it's a very fixed position to try and play mind games from... because you can't make claims that have you behaving out of line with your position as a cunt.

Isn't that right chavis?

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Dunnos, like, you seem to be over-responding to every singular, surgical incision I make.

Redouble yourself. You're clearly incapable of beating me with word or wit. Every club-footed lurch you make towards sense or credibility sucks you execrably back into the mire.

Perhaps you'd like to beat me with a stick, or something? A dildo, perhaps? Would that make you feel better?

Host: I'm looking for one brave Gators fan to call, just one. Oh so Gators fans talk trash all the time but when they play a game and lose nobody has the guts to call in?
Caller: I'm a Gators fan.
Host: And what do you have to say?
Caller: You said that Gators fans don't have the guts to call in.
Host: Your point?
Caller: My point is that I'm calling you now.

chavis: Good advice from an established stalker
reject:Have you decided who it is I'm stalking yet?
chavis: have you?
reject:you have a mental illness
chavis: you're still not sure exactly what I know
reject:I know you don't know anything at all

I'm repeating my gag every time I see you two or one post the exact same conversation

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Host: I'm looking for one brave Gators fan to call, just one. Oh so Gators fans talk trash all the time but when they play a game and lose nobody has the guts to call in?
Caller: I'm a Gators fan.
Host: And what do you have to say?
Caller: You said that Gators fans don't have the guts to call in.
Host: Your point?
Caller: My point is that I'm calling you now.

chavis: Good advice from an established stalker
reject:Have you decided who it is I'm stalking yet?
chavis: have you?
reject:you have a mental illness
chavis: you're still not sure exactly what I know
reject:I know you don't know anything at all

I'm repeating my gag every time I see you two or one post the exact same conversation

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You do that. Somebody might laugh sometime.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Dunnos, like, you seem to be over-responding to every singular, surgical incision I make.

Redouble yourself. You're clearly incapable of beating me with word or wit. Every club-footed lurch you make towards sense or credibility sucks you execrably back into the mire.

Perhaps you'd like to beat me with a stick, or something? A dildo, perhaps? Would that make you feel better?

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It would require more effort than I'm willing to make for you, to beat you with a dildo... however I can see the idea appeals to you, so just post up a video of one of your previous sessions with your dominatrix and we can all have a good laugh at that.

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You do that. Somebody might laugh sometime.

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You're wrong about that as well.

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chavis: Good advice from an established stalker
reject:Have you decided who it is I'm stalking yet?
chavis: have you?
reject:you have a mental illness
chavis: you're still not sure exactly what I know
reject:I know you don't know anything at all

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If you're going to quote me, at least try to be accurate.

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You do that. Somebody might laugh sometime.

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I will make sure I laugh every time.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

If you're going to quote me, at least try to be accurate.

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I am permitted creative freedom

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You do that. Somebody might laugh sometime.

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I will make sure I laugh every time.

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Do you remember me telling you that chavis will never respect you, and will continue to treat you like a cunt... well see that post... that's why. You open yourself up to it... don't feed him wide open lines like that.

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I will make sure I laugh every time.

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Do you remember me telling you that chavis will never respect you, and will continue to treat you like a cunt... well see that post... that's why. You open yourself up to it... don't feed him wide open lines like that.

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chavis needs me to leave the opportunities wide open, else he might miss. Also, in case you haven't heard, I'm kind of perfect. I say "kind of" because humility is part of my perfection. I will take your advice to heart, because you seem to have a position of authority on chavis's affection respect. By the way, how's your bunghole doing?