Happy Birthday Idol

Have a good one, mate. Or don't. See if I give a fuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91OQaPQILZk

Happy Birthday Idol :D

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Originally Posted by chavis

Have a good one, mate. Or don't. See if I give a fuck.

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And rightfully so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_223jKXKgQ

Old clip when his passion stilled burned the brightest.If you compare that to more recent versions you can see his growth as a performer but also a dimming of the flame.
Thought it might speak to the Irish in you.By that I mean he slurs his words and comes off as a bit drunk obviously.

Happy birthday horse whisperer xx

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Old clip when his passion stilled burned the brightest.If you compare that to more recent versions you can see his growth as a performer but also a dimming of the flame.
Thought it might speak to the Irish in you.By that I mean he slurs his words and comes off as a bit drunk obviously.

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Don't you stereotype me, you moose-fucking Inuit terrorist. I'll have you know that I haven't imbibed alcohol in about three weeks, and when it comes to slurring, at least I punctuate when I mispronunciate.

Idol: Try not to die today. If you did, there is a chance the coroners could mix up the dates between "born" and "died" and it might look as if you had never lived. Please remember this, and try to die tomorrow, or whatever.

All due respects for your birthday, blah blah blah. :)

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Idol: Try not to die today. If you did, there is a chance the coroners could mix up the dates between "born" and "died" and it might look as if you had never lived. Please remember this, and try to die tomorrow, or whatever.

All due respects for your birthday, blah blah blah. :)

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Respect is fine but you can't play Angry Birds on respect so where's my iPad you cheap motherfucker?
Also don't insult my with the line "I need the money to buy clothes for my kids" because obviously they are too young to care about fashion.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Don't you stereotype me, you moose-fucking Inuit terrorist. I'll have you know that I haven't imbibed alcohol in about three weeks, and when it comes to slurring, at least I punctuate when I mispronunciate.

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Blow up a couple igloos and suddenly everyone labels you a terrorist. U ningakpok bro?

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Don't you stereotype me, you moose-fucking Inuit terrorist. I'll have you know that I haven't imbibed alcohol in about three weeks, and when it comes to slurring, at least I punctuate when I mispronunciate.

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Blow up a couple igloos and suddenly everyone labels you a terrorist. U ningakpok bro?

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It could've been considerably worse. I could've called you French.

Happy birthday, you big fruit.

Here's something canadian, and movie-related too, so you have to like it!1

I know what you really crave for your birthday, so here you go, from a fellow countryman & all. Promise not to get too turned on though, or someone might have to hose you down or somethin'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx2GNaD-xXc

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Happy birthday, you big fruit.

Here's something canadian, and movie-related too, so you have to like it!1

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And it's it the 100th anniversary of the sinking and my sister lives in Halifax and she's going to the ceremony at the Fairview Cemetery and I hate Celine Dion.Wow that's cosmically deep like.

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I know what you really crave for your birthday, so here you go, from a fellow countryman & all. Promise not to get too turned on though, or someone might have to hose you down or somethin'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx2GNaD-xXc

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Are trying to tell me that you want to be my boyfriend?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoFXbt2tfbU

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Happy birthday, you big fruit.

Here's something canadian, and movie-related too, so you have to like it!1

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And it's it the 100th anniversary of the sinking and my sister lives in Halifax and she's going to the ceremony at the Fairview Cemetery and I hate Celine Dion.Wow that's cosmically deep like.

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141 Irish died on the Titanic.It would have been fewer but many were too drunk to get to the lifeboats beaten back in the water by White Star officers ,those English bastards.Attachment 107978

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And it's it the 100th anniversary of the sinking and my sister lives in Halifax and she's going to the ceremony at the Fairview Cemetery and I hate Celine Dion.Wow that's cosmically deep like.

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141 Irish died on the Titanic.It would have been fewer but many were too drunk to get to the lifeboats beaten back in the water by White Star officers ,those English bastards.Attachment 107978

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I'd be incensed by that, but I'm sick, sore and fucking tired of hearing about that bastard piece of shit boat. They've just opened a multi-million megabucks Titanic Centre in Belfast. Apparently this will save our economy and the foreigners will flock here to get a butchers at it.

It's a sad state of affairs when your chief tourist attraction is based on a fucking disaster. At least the Poles didn't build Auschwitz. Or maybe they did, but they sure as fuck didn't want to.

Yeah. Forgive my complete ignorance about this. But wtf is all the sudden interest in Titanic?
I had to download it for my missus to watch, then my niece asked me to as well. Also, notable member of the Twitterati, Sonny Botson, posted a screen shot full of idiots asking about it.

In other news, I did a spot of wallpapering today. What do you reckon?

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If the Irish had built the Titanic, maybe it would have swerved around the icebergs. :idunno:

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If the Irish had built the Titanic, maybe it would have swerved around the icebergs. :idunno:

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The Irish did build it, you nut. Well, Belfast protestant Irish. That's why it sank.

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Yeah. Forgive my complete ignorance about this. But wtf is all the sudden interest in Titanic?
I had to download it for my missus to watch, then my niece asked me to as well. Also, notable member of the Twitterati, Sonny Botson, posted a screen shot full of idiots asking about it.

In other news, I did a spot of wallpapering today. What do you reckon?

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Chrome plugs. Noice.

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If the Irish had built the Titanic, maybe it would have swerved around the icebergs. :idunno:

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The Irish did build it, you nut. Well, Belfast protestant Irish. That's why it sank.

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:lol:

I was just about to post that and ask wtf else would they be building a museum in Belfast. I'm glad I didn't have to though, it might have made mbm feel a little sheepish.

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Yeah. Forgive my complete ignorance about this. But wtf is all the sudden interest in Titanic?
I had to download it for my missus to watch, then my niece asked me to as well. Also, notable member of the Twitterati, Sonny Botson, posted a screen shot full of idiots asking about it.

In other news, I did a spot of wallpapering today. What do you reckon?

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Chrome plugs. Noice.

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Yeah, the wallpaper itself also has real chrome in it. I simply won't have any other metal in my home. but. Wallpapering and Titanic.
These questions aren't just going to go away.

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The Irish did build it, you nut. Well, Belfast protestant Irish. That's why it sank.

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:lol:

I was just about to post that and ask wtf else would they be building a museum in Belfast. I'm glad I didn't have to though, it might have made mbm feel a little sheepish.

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Three thousand Northern Irish workers worked on the construction of the Titanic out of a total of 15,000 workers in Harland and Wolff.

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http://www.my-secret-northern-irelan...f-titanic.html

I'm still not entirely certain I misread the section. 3000/15000 is not quite "Irish built".

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:lol:

I was just about to post that and ask wtf else would they be building a museum in Belfast. I'm glad I didn't have to though, it might have made mbm feel a little sheepish.

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Three thousand Northern Irish workers worked on the construction of the Titanic out of a total of 15,000 workers in Harland and Wolff.

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http://www.my-secret-northern-irelan...f-titanic.html

I'm still not entirely certain I misread the section. 3000/15000 is not quite "Irish built".

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It is if it was built in Ireland.

I can't believe I'm talking about the Titanic. I come to the internets to get away from the cunt.

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Yeah. Forgive my complete ignorance about this. But wtf is all the sudden interest in Titanic?

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Half of the merkins on facebook just discovered it was real!1

It's either that or the anniversary, who knows :idunno:

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Three thousand Northern Irish workers worked on the construction of the Titanic out of a total of 15,000 workers in Harland and Wolff.

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http://www.my-secret-northern-irelan...f-titanic.html

I'm still not entirely certain I misread the section. 3000/15000 is not quite "Irish built".

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It is if it was built in Ireland.

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And by an Irish construction company.

It's no big deal if you didn't know, mbm :idunno:

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Yeah. Forgive my complete ignorance about this. But wtf is all the sudden interest in Titanic?

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Half of the merkins on facebook just discovered it was real!1

It's either that or the anniversary, who knows :idunno:

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I was just about to say that they have one of them every year. And then I realised it was about a hundred years ago. And then I googled and found that it was exactly one hundred years ago.

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So that's that cleared up. What about my wallpapering, you phillistinistic bunch of bar-stewards.

Yeah, it's no big deal MBM. You did read it wrong, though. The entirety of the H&W workforce was 15,000. 3000 of that workforce worked on the ship. The rest were out killing catholics and getting pished.

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Yeah, it's no big deal MBM. You did read it wrong, though. The entirety of the H&W workforce was 15,000. 3000 of that workforce worked on the ship. The rest were out killing catholics and getting pished.

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I actually laughed out loud.

*lol*

Best thread for a while, oh and Happy Birthday Idol

A Fucking big :hbd: with candles 'n' shit idol you maple syrup slurping maniac.

Now Chavis, your favorite subject, after the loss of Titanic the men of Harland & Wolff used to say ' she was fine when she left here'. A bit of dark humor I've always personally admired.

Titanic is in 3D I hear and that's why it's 100th is being such a big deal. Today's a good a day as any to end it Idol, or tomorrow.

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A Fucking big :hbd: with candles 'n' shit idol you maple syrup slurping maniac.

Now Chavis, your favorite subject, after the loss of Titanic the men of Harland & Wolff used to say ' she was fine when she left here'. A bit of dark humor I've always personally admired.

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Thanks and just let me say you've always seemed to me to be uncommonly smart for a descendant of common criminals.
OK ..................... sorry just had to check to see that my wallet was still there mate.

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Titanic is in 3D I hear and that's why it's 100th is being such a big deal. Today's a good a day as any to end it Idol, or tomorrow.

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But the sun will come out tomorrow.


Bet your bottom dollar.

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A Fucking big :hbd: with candles 'n' shit idol you maple syrup slurping maniac.

Now Chavis, your favorite subject, after the loss of Titanic the men of Harland & Wolff used to say ' she was fine when she left here'. A bit of dark humor I've always personally admired.

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Thanks and just let me say you've always seemed to me to be uncommonly smart for a descendant of common criminals.
OK ..................... sorry just had to check to see that my wallet was still there mate.

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Wut.
He's Scotch.

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Oh, nvm.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Titanic is in 3D I hear and that's why it's 100th is being such a big deal. Today's a good a day as any to end it Idol, or tomorrow.

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Say Happy Birthday you know you want to.:)

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Originally Posted by manker

Wut.
He's Scotch.

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Oh, nvm.

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Are the Scotch the lower caste of the British Isles, I thought that was the Welsh?

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But the sun will come out tomorrow.

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As annoyed as I am by the sun, that just sounds like another reason to end it before tomorrow.