Thor

I thought it was fucking great.

The film like, fucking great.

I hope the new Avengersy one is as goood, because it would be fucking great if it was.

Green Lantern was pretty shite.

I think I remember Squeamous commenting that she hated it.

I enjoyed it but I think you are mistaking "great film"' for how spot on perfect Chris Hemsworth was as Thor.
Hard to imagine anyone else bringing both so much machismo and likability to the role.

Green Lantern did suck though. Jumping right out into space with first better grounding the character on Earth was a major mistake.Also how they choose to have him make use of the ring was pathetic.Guns,really?

I thought the script / story was ace, Brannagh's directing was ace, the acting was ace, the production values were ace, the sets were ace, the music was ace.

Pretty much ace.

I thought it was pretty good as well. chalice was all up in my face over that. He's racist against anything based on marvel comics.

The irish :no:

I see the way.

As ever, Snee, as ever.

It's not for nothing I got an above interest pay raise last year :sage: :dave:

In fairness Thor is only marginally a better comic book hero than Submariner:sick: so turning that sow's ear into anything close to a silk purse gets my vote for Academy Award for all involved.

I got fuck all pay rise last year.

True story.

In other thoughts, chalice of pish knows feck all about films.

I'm wondering if I wrote anything about it on here.
I definitely saw it in 3D but I don't remember too much about it other than feeling a tad underwhelmed.

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I got fuck all pay rise last year.

True story.

In other thoughts, chalice of pish knows feck all about films.

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Never said I did, like. I know what I like, though, like. And Thor was wank.

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I got fuck all pay rise last year.

True story.

In other thoughts, chalice of pish knows feck all about films.

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Never said I did, like. I know what I like, though, like. And Thor was wank.

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Thanks for that Barry Norman.

He knew feck all about films as well btw.

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Never said I did, like. I know what I like, though, like. And Thor was wank.

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Thanks for that Barry Norman.

He knew feck all about films as well btw.

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The Avengers was shite as well. True story.

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Never said I did, like. I know what I like, though, like. And Thor was wank.

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Reason? Overly simplistic? Didn't like the art direction? Sir Anthony Hopkins in a fright wig was guffaw inspiring?

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I got fuck all pay rise last year.

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Mrs. JP had to finance the Merc somehow.

I'm not sure one can actually term a rise in housekeeping a 'pay rise' anyhow.

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Never said I did, like. I know what I like, though, like. And Thor was wank.

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Reason? Overly simplistic? Didn't like the art direction? Sir Anthony Hopkins in a fright wig was guffaw inspiring?

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All that and Marvel. I hate those cunts to the max.

I'll hate them less tomorrow after I've read the first Before Watchmen. You can bet I'm a gonna be hating on DC fuckloads worse then.

Then the new Batman will come out and I'll love them again. They're like a disfigured whore with a surprising extra tit.

I totally recall seeing something like that.

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I totally recall seeing something like that.

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I don't think anyone could completely forget.

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I got fuck all pay rise last year.

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Mrs. JP had to finance the Merc somehow.

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That's what petty cash is for.

In other news she got a BSc from the Open Big School.

Just for a laugh like, she just thought it would be a wizard wheeze.

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Reason? Overly simplistic? Didn't like the art direction? Sir Anthony Hopkins in a fright wig was guffaw inspiring?

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All that and Marvel. I hate those cunts to the max.

I'll hate them less tomorrow after I've read the first Before Watchmen. You can bet I'm a gonna be hating on DC fuckloads worse then.

Then the new Batman will come out and I'll love them again. They're like a disfigured whore with a surprising extra tit.

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To be fair your default position is hating things.

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Mrs. JP had to finance the Merc somehow.

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That's what petty cash is for.

In other news she got a BSc from the Open Big School.

Just for a laugh like, she just thought it would be a wizard wheeze.

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Well done, she.
I'm more of an honourable artist myself but which science is she now a bachelor in?

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All that and Marvel. I hate those cunts to the max.

I'll hate them less tomorrow after I've read the first Before Watchmen. You can bet I'm a gonna be hating on DC fuckloads worse then.

Then the new Batman will come out and I'll love them again. They're like a disfigured whore with a surprising extra tit.

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To be fair your default position is hating things.

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No, my default position is loving the fuck outta things. Then I resort to hate when people fuck up what I once loved, or pertained to. They don't even have to fuck it up, just deviate slightly, or even look sideways at it, whatever it is.

Them cunts should be shot.

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To be fair your default position is hating things.

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No, my default position is loving the fuck outta things. Then I resort to hate when people fuck up what I once loved, or pertained to. They don't even have to fuck it up, just deviate slightly, or even look sideways at it, whatever it is.

Them cunts should be shot.

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I'm taking that as a yes.

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That's what petty cash is for.

In other news she got a BSc from the Open Big School.

Just for a laugh like, she just thought it would be a wizard wheeze.

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Well done, she.
I'm more of an honourable artist myself but which science is she now a bachelor in?

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English and Learning apparentement.

I have no idea what that means.

I know she wrote stuff like I had never even heard of before.

A Crown of Sonnets was one thing and a villanelle and something called a sestina. That was only one module like, there was also all sorts of other stuff.

I really have no idea, it all seemed very technical.

Sounds suspiciously like poetry to me.

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Sounds suspiciously like poetry to me.

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Apparentement.

That was just one bit like. There was also stuff about other things.

I remember a short story becoming a radio play as well.

I also learned about literature and english and stuff, so very much. That's why I'm a programmer now, I reckon.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I think I remember Squeamous commenting that she hated it.

I enjoyed it but I think you are mistaking "great film"' for how spot on perfect Chris Hemsworth was as Thor.
Hard to imagine anyone else bringing both so much machismo and likability to the role.

Green Lantern did suck though. Jumping right out into space with first better grounding the character on Earth was a major mistake.Also how they choose to have him make use of the ring was pathetic.Guns,really?

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Yes it was shit. Really weird mashup where one of the Village People was sent to help some scientists stop some emo queer from destroying the Earth. He had a big hammer for fuck's sake, which has to be the shittest weapon of mass destruction in the world. Hey Thor, great you're here, what have you got? We could do with some nukes or some lightening and shizzle. Yeah no, I don't really need a hand putting up any giant shelves. K, bye then......
Avengers was about 45 minutes too long.

I'm no expert on comics and I can't remember much of the film but I'm fairly sure that Thor (the god of thunder) could conjure up some lightening. And possibly shizzle, also.

I'm interested in what you thought of Prometheus last weekend, though :smilie4:

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I'm no expert on comics and I can't remember much of the film but I'm fairly sure that Thor (the god of thunder) could conjure up some lightening. And possibly shizzle, also.

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He was all about the hammer, mostly. Useful chap to have around after a trip to Ikea I should imagine.

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I'm interested in what you thought of Prometheus last weekend, though :smilie4:

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I'll tell you tomorrow night :smilie4:

Alright.

brb, posting in that thread you never visit about my predictions for tomoro.
In spoiler tags :smilie4:

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He was all about the hammer, mostly. Useful chap to have around after a trip to Ikea I should imagine.

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Why, to help you smash up your regretful Ikea purchase?

I'm pretty sure that the hammer was a penis metaphor otherwise the whole comic would be better suited to children and tradesmen.

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Alright.

brb, posting in that thread you never visit about my predictions for tomoro.
In spoiler tags :smilie4:

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I'll be right over :smilie4:

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Why, to help you smash up your regretful Ikea purchase?

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I wasn't talking about me. I've never bought anything from Ikea. I like old furniture and solid wood.

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I'm pretty sure that the hammer was a penis metaphor otherwise the whole comic would be better suited to children and tradesmen.

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There's a clue in there somewhere....

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That post did contain a raging clue.



I was all like "Is she doing this on purpose?". And that's what kept me from commenting. True story.

Oh shut up :lol:

You are all wrong.

So very very wrong.