In memoriam of Darth Whatever

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I heard that he got trapped in an elevator for a couple of hours and literally bored himself to death.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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Yes, that just happened.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I heard that he got trapped in an elevator for a couple of hours and literally bored himself to death.

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Only because it didn't have any reflective surfaces.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I heard that he got trapped in an elevator for a couple of hours and literally bored himself to death.

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I heard he lost his apartment key, and no one would let him back indoors. Anywhere.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I heard that he got trapped in an elevator for a couple of hours and literally bored himself to death.

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I heard he lost his apartment key, and no one would let him back indoors. Anywhere.

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I understand.I'd fill my house with vacuum cleaner salesmen and Jehovah's Witnesses before I'd let that cawk under my roof.

I'd include Nigerian businessmen who found me via email to that list, as well.

I wouldn't let him into my vagina.

That's it, I wouldn't let him into my vagina :mellow:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I wouldn't let him into my vagina.

That's it, I wouldn't let him into my vagina :mellow:

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What would you do in retaliation of him sneaking into your vagina? Meg would shoot him, Idol would get new patch material for his tubes, yours should be themed as well.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

What would you do in retaliation of him sneaking into your vagina? Meg would shoot him, Idol would get new patch material for his tubes, yours should be themed as well.

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It's simply not an option. I've set man-traps around the perimeter.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

It's simply not an option. I've set man-traps around the perimeter.

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Those sound too broad to assure manker's wanker's safety.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I wouldn't let him into my vagina.

That's it, I wouldn't let him into my vagina :mellow:

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That's pretty harsh considering even Dave made the qualifications necessary. :O

Titan containers are worthy.

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Originally Posted by OnceMoreInto

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

That's pretty harsh considering even Dave made the qualifications necessary. :O

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He no doubt threatened her into it.

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Originally Posted by Dave

Excuse me miss, does this cloth smell like chloroform?

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X5 years. When something works, no reason to change it. :D

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I wouldn't let him into my vagina.

That's it, I wouldn't let him into my vagina :mellow:

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Commendable morals but I'm not sure a thread about Titan containers is the most apposite

Only saying like :dabs:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Those sound too broad to assure manker's wanker's safety.

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(I don't really get it so I'm using that smilie to imply I'm soooo in on the joke, while effectively preventing you from pursuing it further. I'm telling you this to help you)

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

That's pretty harsh considering even Dave made the qualifications necessary. :O

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(Mary - here I do actually get it and I'm intimating I find Meg's wit very amoosing)

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Commendable morals but I'm not sure a thread about Titan containers is the most apposite

Only saying like :dabs:

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You'd be surprised :naughty:

Darth as in jojosalami and as in ringhunter?

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Darth as in jojosalami and as in ringhunter?

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No, as in Artemis.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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(I don't really get it so I'm using that smilie to imply I'm soooo in on the joke, while effectively preventing you from pursuing it further. I'm telling you this to help you)

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x-thread reference, you're trying to lure manker into it but the entire thing is booby trapped. I just don't take him as being Indiana Jones enough to go for it despite that.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

x-thread reference, you're trying to lure manker into it but the entire thing is booby trapped. I just don't take him as being Indiana Jones enough to go for it despite that.

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You just said 'booby'. That should be enough.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

x-thread reference, you're trying to lure manker into it but the entire thing is booby trapped. I just don't take him as being Indiana Jones enough to go for it despite that.

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You just said 'booby'. That should be enough.

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I saw myself walk into that one. I couldn't figure how to finagle it into a post with more layers without finding it too convoluted for even myself. That's when I needs helps.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I saw myself walk into that one. I couldn't figure how to finagle it into a post with more layers without finding it too convoluted for even myself. That's when I needs helps.

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I like the word 'finagle', it's one of my favourites. I also like 'sequester' - I think basically any word that implies cunning and deceit :happy:

I have an affection for awkward, I think the Welshman in me likes the string of consonants.

That's right, turns out we know why you had such a difficult time with manker.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I have an affection for awkward, I think the Welshman in me likes the string of consonants.

That's right, turns out we know why you had such a difficult time with manker.

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I thought it was an STD. You mean it was you all along? :pinch:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I have an affection for awkward, I think the Welshman in me likes the string of consonants.

That's right, turns out we know why you had such a difficult time with manker.

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I thought it was an STD. You mean it was you all along? :pinch:

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I don't know why you had to bring Orb into this.

Or are you implying you and Manker are one and the same, and that's why he's still steadfastly refusing to reach tumescence even with the help of pessaries and pumps?

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Or are you implying you and Manker are one and the same

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No it was the other thing, otherwise I'd be editing all of your posts :sly:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

No it was the other thing, otherwise I'd be editing all of your posts :sly:

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:O why? My posts are beyond reproach.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

No it was the other thing, otherwise I'd be editing all of your posts :sly:

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:O why? My posts are beyond reproach.

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It's in my sequestrous nature to protect my diction.

You're just making up words and saying things now.

Well I won't tolerate it. I'm going to bed. Good night to you sir!

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I love how you show me my new favorite words.

I revel in it, but for now I'm going to bed. Good night to you sir!

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You're welcome.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Or are you implying you and Manker are one and the same, and that's why he's still steadfastly refusing to reach tumescence even with the help of pessaries and pumps?

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Aren't pessaries for girls. Girls with thrush, innit.
What are you imagining that you've done to me.

I'm asking because I've got an inkling that it might be lesbionic and I've not knocked one out yet today.

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Originally Posted by manker

Aren't pessaries for girls. Girls with thrush, innit.
What are you imagining that you've done to me.

I'm asking because I've got an inkling that it might be lesbionic and I've not knocked one out yet today.

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You can get pessaries for boner problems can't you? I think I just assumed....

Wait I think I'm thinking of butt plugs.

And not for the first time.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

Aren't pessaries for girls. Girls with thrush, innit.
What are you imagining that you've done to me.

I'm asking because I've got an inkling that it might be lesbionic and I've not knocked one out yet today.

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You can get pessaries for boner problems can't you? I think I just assumed....

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I'd rather not have a boner.

And also, you were wishing I had a vagina. I think I'd be the perfect weekend's entertainment for you if only I had a fanny.

I was not wishing you had a vagina! Stop trying to shoehorn me into your lesbian fantasy, I won't go!

We'll watch lesbian porn while I'm staying over. If you don't like it, we'll have to find something else to do.

And then everyone wins :smilie4:

I like Scrabble! :happy: