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I swear we already had one of these threads where everything was about mary.
Recently.
I just wanted to post a lot videos so you could have a moderating break while not watching them.
Anyway Mary lives in Florida so I wanted to do something nice for her before the gators,drug traffickers or hurricanes got her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWs_TKLpnkA
How about her cousin Marie the chola?
I'm pretty sure she doesn't go out much or is that you I'm thinking of.
You're both so similar.
And also, I beat you to the punch because I let her in on an in-joke earlier and I didn't even mention the autism or edit line gag.
And also too, I don't actually do any moderating except the on-going dave-watch since anon got made. Not that I ever did :eyebrows:
Oh, fuck yes. A vid I'll actually watch.Quote:
Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot
Noice :happy:
well. It isn't a vid but w.e.
still good.
Great now I need to do Mary ego damage control.Quote:
Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgmyVLheqkQ
Anybody besides your wife and kids ever tell you that you are cruel.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It funny you should say that but a few people on here PM'd me to say just that and I've no idea why because, basically, I'm the people's champion of fst.
Seriously Dave I'm the guy who in real life takes in the mangy strays and even I feel like kicking you at this point.Quote:
Originally Posted by gmanAnd you're completely fucking useless at thatQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
mwanker.
Respectfully please stay the fuck out of my threads as as far as I know they never did you any harm,real or imagined.
And now something slightly less offensive, if only slightly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXiswqKR0Rs
That 's Mary Jane. :ermm: Geez I didn't think it was rocket seance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggCGL6gTqTM
Anon is like theQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
irritatinglovable game show contestant who hits the buzzer before the question has been asked, isn't he. :P
I am slightly perturbed that you can supplant all my Mary videos up to this point with such ridiculous ease.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
And by slightly I mean not at all. Sort of like when Meg's wife tells him that she is slightly aroused.
Please rephrase that so that it is about Mary or else I will have to report you for spamming this thread, Fred.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeAnon is like theQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
irritatinglovable game show contestant who hits the buzzer before the question has been asked, isn't he. :P
Can't read right now, just started entertaining a bunch of company, will be back to tell you all about it.
Don't you mean you have guests as obviously you're not entertaining.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeAnon is like theQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
irritatinglovable game show contestant who hits the buzzer before the question has been asked, isn't he. :P
Actual and real screenshot from the report section the other day:
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Fuck it's all been motherfucking insane, I haven't really had a computer in front of me for more than 3 minutes at any given moment forever in the past few days. Except now.
Fix'd for Nazi thread compliance. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolPlease rephrase that so that it is about Mary or else I will have to report you for spamming this thread, Fred.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80967503/
What kind of excuse is that in this day and age.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You better have some cool stories. That's all I'm saying.
I hope it involved hookers! (cheeky grin)
I know he has a smart phone. Something doesn't add up.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerWhat kind of excuse is that in this day and age.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You better have some cool stories. That's all I'm saying.
Yes, did it involve you being propositioned by a prostitute, Mary? And did you realise this time?Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Sometimes Mary goes to a place where there isn't any internets so she can study.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI know he has a smart phone. Something doesn't add up.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Which in and of itself doesn't add up because if I have to study for something, I frequently need the internets.
It's just getting more and more odd.
You know what I think. I think she's cheating on us with another forum. A younger one with better tits and no morals.
Yes but don't forget most of your study involves the naked female form, which can be done most efficiently remotely. And furtively. Mary has to use his brain sometimes to actually invent knowledge rather than just collate it. I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, since we are without question the loosest, dirtiest board there is. We're also a little bit unpredictable and I would so chop his balls off if he cheated on us :fist:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Invent knowledge, what kind of devil talk is that. I bet you weigh less than a duck.
If I had the benefit of proximity, I'd cleanse you with fire.
And, yeah, reading between the lines, I think we're the only forum ever to like Mary so cheating probably isn't on the agenda. But just so it's clear, I would assist you in the bollocks dept :smilie4:
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Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Actually after weighing everything I know about Mary I have come up a two highly probable theories.
Either he working as a D.E.A. agent and is currently deep undercover with a Colombian drug cartel as a bike riding mule or else he is out in the middle of nowhere in an underground bunker having his way with a kidnapped 10 year old Asian girl.
Personally I'm leaning towards the second one as up to this point there is no evidence that Mary could ride a bike convincingly.
Not to mention mary would be the slowest drug courier evar on account of the intellectual curiosity over the exact levels of purity of the drug being couriered, as well as the the other components in the mix, and a relative hypothesis on whether this mixture of impurities could be improved, and if so, by how much.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Actually after weighing everything I know about Mary I have come up a two highly probable theories.
Either he working as a D.E.A. agent and is currently deep undercover with a Colombian drug cartel as a bike riding mule or else he is out in the middle of nowhere in an underground bunker having his way with a kidnapped 10 year old Asian girl.
Personally I'm leaning towards the second one as up to this point there is no evidence that Mary could ride a bike convincingly.
Believable would be Darth Cicero winning a boring contest against drying paint.
It's so easy to forget information on the internet didn't arise from spontaneous generation, isn't it? Before the internet they used 'books' you know. Perhaps that's what Mary's using :OQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Question.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousIt's so easy to forget information on the internet didn't arise from spontaneous generation, isn't it? Before the internet they used 'books' you know. Perhaps that's what Mary's using :OQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Did you reply to what you thought I would probably write in reply to you, instead of what I actually wrote?
Because, like, I wanted to explore the witch thing.
Mrs.SomethingElse is a bit of a witch. True story. I also got a photo of her doing a nazi salute while wearing a genuine, second world war, Nazi soldier helmet. Another true story. I've never seen more appropriate red-eye in a photo.
1. I wouldn't mind running drugs on a bike or in a car, as long as I'm paid well. I enjoy the travel aspect, but desire recompense for the legal risk.
2. I'm not so well off to maintain properties where I can safely store my prized childrens. Also, I'm not a creepy pedophile. I don't push when it's unwelcome, thank you very much.
3. I would visit on my smart phone, but it is an utter pain in the ass. I've probably made a total of 25 posts from my phone, and each one was still an irritating experience. I honestly don't know why any of you bother.
4. In-laws and their friends were in town, various activities going on. There's been a bunch of going out and drinking, doing other social things, and just straight up hiding away. Honestly, the 24-hour period of Sunday can be attributed to Assassin's Creed Revelations, I had enough of everyone and everything at that point.
5. I'm back into the swing of things, accomplished a bunch today, and now can catch up with what everyone has been saying about me in every thread.
Works fine on a phone if you set the user agent as normal, rather than mobile in my experience.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Commitment. Some people have it. :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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Plus won.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something ElseWorks fine on a phone if you set the user agent as normal, rather than mobile in my experience.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Altho' I only come here on my phone if I'm not using this manker account :sly:
It's just this one, mate :console:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary