Mary is on a month of medication

My sleep doctor put together a concoction of 15 mg melatonin, 25 mg of clanezopan, and 4 mg of something else that I can't remember the name of that I take every night to put me out. I spend the rest of the day groggy as shit like I'm on some kind of antidepressant and it all kind of sucks balls. I can't keep focus on anything, including all of your forumular hijinks (especially when it keeps jumping in and out of working order), so until I can get this under wraps, I may be taking a bit of interspersed sabbaticals.

I take abuse Ambien. It knocks me completely out when I want it to, and fends off boredom when I just want to stay up and watch/forget some random tv or movie. It seems to bring out anything that has been on my mind during the day, and I am reasonably certain I have no secrets hidden from my wife. Amnesia frequently occurs with it, too.

However, I'm rarely groggy during the next day.

Why are you changing your sleep patterns now? Something big happen? Change? You aren't cheating on us with some other forum, are you?

As much as it pains me not to make a quick quip :shutup:, although it doesn't feel like it right now, this is the best thing you could be doing for your own physical and mental health. A 32 hour awake pattern like you described you were having with snatched sleep and naps sometimes was eventually going to cause difficulties, some of them unwelcome.
Your body will aclimatise itself to the drugs and fairly fast, but a certain amount of grogginess is to be expected, it is part of the treatment for now, the bonus being a normal sleep pattern.
So buck up, it may seem horrid right now, but it will get better.

Taking prescribed drugs because you can't sleep seems a bit ghey to me.
Why not just self-medicate with hard liquor like a real man would.

OP, why do you have trouble sleeping?

I don't know what to do with the mentally ill, apart from laugh at them and tell them to pull themselves together :mellow:

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I don't know what to do with the mentally ill, apart from laugh at them and tell them to pull themselves together :mellow:

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I agree

Lets all laugh at Mary!

I thought everyone with over 2k posts here has some form of mental illness. :idunno:

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Taking prescribed drugs because you can't sleep seems a bit ghey to me.
Why not just self-medicate with hard liquor like a real man would.

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You know I get completely wired when I go heavily under the influence of alcohol. This concoction was put together because ambien had about the same effect of a sugar pill. I think I'm responding to more than one post here.

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I don't know what to do with the mentally ill, apart from laugh at them and tell them to pull themselves together :mellow:

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Does sleep apnea fall under the realm of mentally ill?

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I don't know what to do with the mentally ill, apart from laugh at them and tell them to pull themselves together :mellow:

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Does sleep apnea fall under the realm of mentally ill?

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No but depression does!

Maybe you need to lose some weight and stop smoking. They cause sleep apnoea.

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As much as it pains me not to make a quick quip :shutup:, although it doesn't feel like it right now, this is the best thing you could be doing for your own physical and mental health. A 32 hour awake pattern like you described you were having with snatched sleep and naps sometimes was eventually going to cause difficulties, some of them unwelcome.
Your body will aclimatise itself to the drugs and fairly fast, but a certain amount of grogginess is to be expected, it is part of the treatment for now, the bonus being a normal sleep pattern.
So buck up, it may seem horrid right now, but it will get better.

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I'm of the same mind, one zombie month for the chance at a normal and dependable lifestyle is how I'm looking at it. I think I seem to have sacrificed a sense of enthusiasm and/or humor in the process.

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I don't know what to do with the mentally ill, apart from laugh at them and tell them to pull themselves together :mellow:

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Does sleep apnea fall under the realm of mentally ill?

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I liked you better when I believed that you were only pretending to be crazy.

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Does sleep apnea fall under the realm of mentally ill?

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I liked you better when I believed that you were only pretending to be crazy.

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So you've moved from loathing to what?

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You know I get completely wired when I go heavily under the influence of alcohol. This concoction was put together because ambien had about the same effect of a sugar pill. I think I'm responding to more than one post here.

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I took one the first night I was prescribed them, and noticed nothing. They sat in my cupboard for a year. When my back got seriously hurt, and I could not even sleep without sharp pains, I got desperate and tried 2-3. That works MUCH better. Maybe you've tried that, and you really should take them on an empty stomach, but they do have a kick.

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As much as it pains me not to make a quick quip :shutup:, although it doesn't feel like it right now, this is the best thing you could be doing for your own physical and mental health. A 32 hour awake pattern like you described you were having with snatched sleep and naps sometimes was eventually going to cause difficulties, some of them unwelcome.
Your body will aclimatise itself to the drugs and fairly fast, but a certain amount of grogginess is to be expected, it is part of the treatment for now, the bonus being a normal sleep pattern.
So buck up, it may seem horrid right now, but it will get better.

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I'm of the same mind, one zombie month for the chance at a normal and dependable lifestyle is how I'm looking at it. I think I seem to have sacrificed a sense of enthusiasm and/or humor in the process.

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Normal and dependable :ghey:

Oh, and I've had to take Zolpidem Sandoz lately, cos I couldn't sleep. Worked really well too. I've not slept like that for years. But idk if it's because of those tablets, or what, but the first nights I quit it, the nightmares were terribad. Surreal as fuck, but the kind that had me waking up soaking wet with sweat at four in the morning.


With that in mind, you might want to quit what you're on gradually, rather than quit it straight off, when you do.

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Taking prescribed drugs because you can't sleep seems a bit ghey to me.
Why not just self-medicate with hard liquor like a real man would.

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You know I get completely wired when I go heavily under the influence of alcohol.

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You're obviously not drinking enough, gheymar.

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You know I get completely wired when I go heavily under the influence of alcohol.

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You're obviously not drinking enough, gheymar.

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How much is enough? When he gets in his car and starts trawling the streets looking for his ex flames? :pinch:

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You're obviously not drinking enough, gheymar.

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How much is enough? When he gets in his car and starts trawling the streets looking for his ex flames? :pinch:

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Didn't she do that after three Apple-tinis (easy on the tini).

Perhaps Mary needs a time-lock device which will seal the apartment til morning. All that's needed then is one bottle of vodka and internets.
It's so easy a child could do it - and they frequently do in Scotland.

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How much is enough? When he gets in his car and starts trawling the streets looking for his ex flames? :pinch:

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Didn't she do that after three Apple-tinis (easy on the tini).

Perhaps Mary needs a time-lock device which will seal the apartment til morning. All that's needed then is one bottle of vodka and internets.
It's so easy a child could do it - and they frequently do in Scotland.

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I think she should just lose weight, leave her wife and stop smoking. I don't understand why she would want to dose herself up to the eyeballs for any length of time with a cocktail of drugs, so she doesn't have to grow a pair and sort her life out.

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Didn't she do that after three Apple-tinis (easy on the tini).

Perhaps Mary needs a time-lock device which will seal the apartment til morning. All that's needed then is one bottle of vodka and internets.
It's so easy a child could do it - and they frequently do in Scotland.

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I think she should just lose weight, leave her wife and stop smoking. I don't understand why she would want to dose herself up to the eyeballs for any length of time with a cocktail of drugs, so she doesn't have to grow a pair and sort her life out.

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I don't know about the losing weight part. Every forum needs a comedy laugh at and not with chubster. It just wouldn't be fair on us.

I think the life sorting out thing is going to happen now. As I understand it, this school-year was preventing Mary from sorting stuff so now it's over the only thing holding back our troubled chum is that her family appear to be Mary's only friends (apart from us :wub:).

I don't think there was another reason unless I zoned out while reading one of her posts.
Which is completely plausible.

I figured 2-3 Ambien tablets would loosen his tongue enough for his wife to settle down quit whorein' and purchase a handgun. :idunno:

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I don't know about the losing weight part. Every forum needs a comedy laugh at and not with chubster. It just wouldn't be fair on us.

I think the life sorting out thing is going to happen now. As I understand it, this school-year was preventing Mary from sorting stuff so now it's over the only thing holding back our troubled chum is that her family appear to be Mary's only friends (apart from us :wub:).

I don't think there was another reason unless I zoned out while reading one of her posts.
Which is completely plausible.

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And the fact she hasn't got anyone else lined up yet, which apparently is of vital importance for a man with zero sex drive :pinch:
I swear, any more nonsense and I'm going to fly over to America and evict that crazy bitch from his life by momentum I will create from punching her repeatedly in the ovaries.

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which apparently is of vital importance for a man with zero sex drive

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And I thought you were rough on Oleg's peen. :O

He said it!

h4r5h :no:

I am getting a vibe that squeamy over here doesn't particularly want to be facebook buddies with Ivana.

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I am getting a vibe that squeamy over here doesn't particularly want to be facebook buddies with Ivana.

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Well, no. Squeams is a heterosexual female.
All us guise over here do, though :)

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I am getting a vibe that squeamy over here doesn't particularly want to be facebook buddies with Ivana.

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Well, no. Squeams is a heterosexual female.
All us guise over here do, though :)

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Are you sure, she's like a sister that I used to have sex with... is that working for you?

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Well, no. Squeams is a heterosexual female.
All us guise over here do, though :)

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Are you sure, she's like a sister that I used to have sex with... is that working for you?

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Fuck yeah. Just so long as I don't have to have sex with my sister, I'm all for wincest.

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Are you sure, she's like a sister that I used to have sex with... is that working for you?

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Fuck yeah. Just so long as I don't have to have sex with my sister, I'm all for wincest.

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Well she's out getting ready to do her own thing, while I prepare for my own night on the town so she's all yours if you can find her. My own night has to end somewhat early on account of the meds so there's that.

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Fuck yeah. Just so long as I don't have to have sex with my sister, I'm all for wincest.

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Well she's out getting ready to do her own thing, while I prepare for my own night on the town so she's all yours if you can find her. My own night has to end somewhat early on account of the meds so there's that.

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For a short while, I was a landlord of a pub when I was 22 and training to be an accountant.
There was this unemployed guy, a few years older than me, who used to come in several hours before it got busy and we'd chat. I remembered him from school, he used to date this gorgeous girl who lived above the local shop. He was fucking her, the 14 year old me wished I could. So there was that we had in common.

He'd tell me stories about stuff and he had this unusually earnest way of looking at you while you were talking. You'd finish and he'd be incredibly interested in the periphery details of your tale. You daren't embellish anything as he'd want explanations of the different facets of everything you told him. He told me some great tales about the local girls, I doubted their veracity but upon my tentative enquiries, they appeared to be completely true.

The python machine (the mechanism which makes all of the beer pumps dispense beer) broke. I didn't know how to fix it, the brewery told me to wait til Monday and I didn't have any money to call out someone. This guy, Dean, went down to the cellar and fixed it in about ten minutes. He'd never seen a python machine before but it transpired that he did eighteen months of an engineering degree - so then we got talking about his life; he'd been kicked off the course for fighting with a lecturer and between then and now been declared unfit for further education or employment and was living off benefits.

They'd put him on medication and warned him that if he got into further trouble, they'd increase the dose. I didn't really think anything of it at the time. I talked to him most days, I'd tell him about something I was having a hard time with and he'd usually come up with a solution which was completely outside my thinking, his brain worked completely differently - probably better - than my own. He got friendly with my friends and came out with us. But he kept getting into fights. He just loved fighting, which wasn't a problem as everyone has fights where I live. No one has guns or knives.

So, very interesting guy. Great to talk to, very clever, quirky and different.
He eventually got arrested, they sent him off to some asylum and when I saw him next, he couldn't remember my name. Now he weighs about 25 stone and still can't remember my name.
He seems happy, though.

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I am getting a vibe that squeamy over here doesn't particularly want to be facebook buddies with Ivana.

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Well, no. Squeams is a heterosexual female.
All us guise over here do, though :)

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I think Ivana must be a bit of a spastic. In my mind she tralalalas through life like a fuck-up fairy, sprinkling little plops of turd wherever she touches your life. Plus I've never quite gotten over her dressing up as a Chinawoman and posing for photographs to be honest. The moment I saw that I thought 'that person, and all who sail in her, is a cunt'. I'm not usually THIS honest but it's late and I'm exhausted.

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For a short while, I was a landlord of a pub when I was 22 and training to be an accountant.
There was this unemployed guy, a few years older than me, who used to come in several hours before it got busy and we'd chat. I remembered him from school, he used to date this gorgeous girl who lived above the local shop. He was fucking her, the 14 year old me wished I could. So there was that we had in common.

He'd tell me stories about stuff and he had this unusually earnest way of looking at you while you were talking. You'd finish and he'd be incredibly interested in the periphery details of your tale. You daren't embellish anything as he'd want explanations of the different facets of everything you told him. He told me some great tales about the local girls, I doubted their veracity but upon my tentative enquiries, they appeared to be completely true.

The python machine (the mechanism which makes all of the beer pumps dispense beer) broke. I didn't know how to fix it, the brewery told me to wait til Monday and I didn't have any money to call out someone. This guy, Dean, went down to the cellar and fixed it in about ten minutes. He'd never seen a python machine before but it transpired that he did eighteen months of an engineering degree - so then we got talking about his life; he'd been kicked off the course for fighting with a lecturer and between then and now been declared unfit for further education or employment and was living off benefits.

They'd put him on medication and warned him that if he got into further trouble, they'd increase the dose. I didn't really think anything of it at the time. I talked to him most days, I'd tell him about something I was having a hard time with and he'd usually come up with a solution which was completely outside my thinking, his brain worked completely differently - probably better - than my own. He got friendly with my friends and came out with us. But he kept getting into fights. He just loved fighting, which wasn't a problem as everyone has fights where I live. No one has guns or knives.

So, very interesting guy. Great to talk to, very clever, quirky and different.
He eventually got arrested, they sent him off to some asylum and when I saw him next, he couldn't remember my name. Now he weighs about 25 stone and still can't remember my name.
He seems happy, though.

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Probably because he can't remember you. I'll have some of what he's having :shifty:

^You sound familiar. Have we talked on here before?

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^You sound familiar. Have we talked on here before?

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YES! We're lovers! How could you not know me?? :cry:

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^You sound familiar. Have we talked on here before?

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YES! We're lovers! How could you not know me?? :cry:

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I was talking to the long-winded fellow before you so rudely interrupted. :mellow:

EDIT-And you strike me as the kind of gurl who says that a lot...

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YES! We're lovers! How could you not know me?? :cry:

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I was talking to the long-winded fellow before you so rudely interrupted. :mellow:

EDIT-And you strike me as the kind of gurl who says that a lot...

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Oh no, they all remember me. I'm very well known :happy:

All I got from any of that is that manker knew a chap that he wanted to bum and squeamy is interested in Ivana's cunt. I'm already wasted and my friend is taking a business call