How can I become an intelligent contributor to this board?

I wanna have normal interactions with you, guys, but I constantly struggle with one problem. Not knowing how to make intelligent comments is the problem I constantly struggle with. I wanna learn how not to piss other people off; I wanna learn what I need to do in order to be accepted by other people. Is there hope for me? Will I ever become equal to other people? As you know, I am on disability, but does it mean I will never become equal to others? Do some of you struggle with the same problem? I mean, do any of you ever feel that you don't know how to write something intelligent?

You've asked similar questions in the past. You never seem to take the advice given. Maybe you should start there. :idunno:

You are who you are OlegL. People either like you or dislike you. That won't change, and you cannot change it either. Accept yourself for what you are, and some may find you less offensive.

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I mean, do any of you ever feel that you don't know how to write something intelligent?

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Gobbledegook.

Fucking leave it.


-doobs

Just post whatever you feel like posting, it doesn't really matter at this point.

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Originally Posted by anon

Just post whatever you feel like posting, it doesn't really matter at this point.

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Or leave it ...


-doobs

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Is there hope for me?

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Well, you could get a bucket, fill it with bleach, then dunk your head. That may make you more socially acceptable. Although I cannot guarantee results, I definitely think it is worth a try. If bleach doesn't work, try sulphuric acid instead.

You're a motherfucking idiot, an uncompensated liability on humanity. All your drama of " I wanna be something" is nothing but a load of crap. Nobody's equal in this world but everybody strives in their own orbit to accomplish within their meaning of achievement. But you as we all know it, just can't think beyond yourself plus want every thing for free.

If ever I was given a free ticket to kill by U.S Judiciary, it's gonna be an easy choice between you and Art.

Eat shit and die motherfucker.

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Originally Posted by whatcdfan

You're a motherfucking idiot, an uncompensated liability on humanity. All your drama of " I wanna be something" is nothing but a load of crap. Nobody's equal in this world but everybody strives in their own orbit to accomplish within their meaning of achievement. But you as we all know it, just can't think beyond yourself plus want every thing for free.

If ever I was given a free ticket to kill by U.S Judiciary, it's gonna be an easy choice between you and Art.

Eat shit and die motherfucker.

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Damn, that's harsh. True, but harsh...:ermm:

whatcdfan, English is not my native language, so I am not sure I understood what you meant by "everybody strives in their own orbit to accomplish within their meaning of achievement." Is it acceptable to use "accomplish" as a non-transitive verb in sentences? There is no object that comes after the word "accomplish" in your sentence... Oh, English language, you are such a pain in the ass.

I'm pretty sure that he's either referencing Chris Hadfield or the chewing gum.

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You're a motherfucking idiot, an uncompensated liability on humanity. All your drama of " I wanna be something" is nothing but a load of crap. Nobody's equal in this world but everybody strives in their own orbit to accomplish within their meaning of achievement. But you as we all know it, just can't think beyond yourself plus want every thing for free.

If ever I was given a free ticket to kill by U.S Judiciary, it's gonna be an easy choice between you and Art.

Eat shit and die motherfucker.

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Also, the phrase "You're a motherfucking idiot, an uncompensated liability on humanity." and "Eat shit and die motherfucker." doesn't meet the English language standards. It follows that you're either stupid or pretending to be a troll.

If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race of life. With confidence, you have won before you have started.

MARCUS GARVEY

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If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race of life. With confidence, you have won before you have started.

MARCUS GARVEY

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Yes, Oleg, you too can be a winner -just like Allen. :lookaroun

A bit more confidence is all he needs, instead you all kick the kid in the face five times before he can click translate. :o

He has got some balls to keep posting these needy threads though. Good luck getting people to accept you here, anyway, maybe you need to change your Hobby or listen to the advice given time and time again.

Get a brain transplant. Of course it will no longer be you, but we will be rejoicing none the less.

Do anything and everything brotherdoobie says. Totally works.

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Get a brain transplant. Of course it will no longer be you, but we will be rejoicing none the less.

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I am not sure about Britain, but here, I believe it is illegal to steal the brain out of a hamster and place it in a human body. Ethics, or something else. :idunno:

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You're a motherfucking idiot, an uncompensated liability on humanity. All your drama of " I wanna be something" is nothing but a load of crap. Nobody's equal in this world but everybody strives in their own orbit to accomplish within their meaning of achievement. But you as we all know it, just can't think beyond yourself plus want every thing for free.

If ever I was given a free ticket to kill by U.S Judiciary, it's gonna be an easy choice between you and Art.

Eat shit and die motherfucker.

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I just don't seem to be trying hard enough these days *sigh....... It's nice to know I'm still loved though! It is interesting however, that you want a free ticket from the U.S. Judiciary, since you come from India and have an at best wobbly grasp on english syntax, so the idea of a foreign government giving you carte blanche to go on a killing spree seems more than slightly ludicrous. With all the home grown terrorism and gang rapes currently going on your continent I would have thought you would have plenty of targets for your homicical rage that are far closer to home than random doods on an interwebs board. If you are ever out this way and get past the border checks with your weapon of choice do drop me a line though..... :shifty:

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Originally Posted by whatcdfan

You're a motherfucking idiot, an uncompensated liability on humanity. All your drama of " I wanna be something" is nothing but a load of crap. Nobody's equal in this world but everybody strives in their own orbit to accomplish within their meaning of achievement. But you as we all know it, just can't think beyond yourself plus want every thing for free.

If ever I was given a free ticket to kill by U.S Judiciary, it's gonna be an easy choice between you and Art.

Eat shit and die motherfucker.

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I just don't seem to be trying hard enough these days *sigh....... It's nice to know I'm still loved though! It is interesting however, that you want a free ticket from the U.S. Judiciary, since you come from India and have an at best wobbly grasp on english syntax, so the idea of a foreign government giving you carte blanche to go on a killing spree seems more than slightly ludicrous. With all the home grown terrorism and gang rapes currently going on your continent I would have thought you would have plenty of targets for your homicical rage that are far closer to home than random doods on an interwebs board. If you are ever out this way and get past the border checks with your weapon of choice do drop me a line though..... :shifty:

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The U.S. was always OK with giving Americans permission to kill people from small island countries. Also, Arabs, Russians, other Asians, Africans, and Canadians (on the secret list), etc. So, good luck with everything, Art.

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The U.S. was always OK with giving Americans permission to kill people from small island countries. Also, Arabs, Russians, other Asians, Africans, and Canadians (on the secret list), etc. So, good luck with everything, Art.

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Don't forget the killings we celebrate on Thanksgiving, where we give thanks for corn, venison, turkey, and large tracts of land. :happy:

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You're a motherfucking idiot, an uncompensated liability on humanity. All your drama of " I wanna be something" is nothing but a load of crap. Nobody's equal in this world but everybody strives in their own orbit to accomplish within their meaning of achievement. But you as we all know it, just can't think beyond yourself plus want every thing for free.

If ever I was given a free ticket to kill by U.S Judiciary, it's gonna be an easy choice between you and Art.

Eat shit and die motherfucker.

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I wanna tell you one more thing. You have probably never been a patient in the psychiatric unit of a hospital, but I have. I've been hospitalized twice. You are probably just a normal person and that's why we are nothing alike. You probably understand so many things that I don't.
In short, life sucks for me...

Look on the bright side.You probably have far greater insight into the character Dexter than the average person. :)

Hey Olaf how come you basically ignore everything I post?
I mean besides the part about you being mental and thus having no sense of propriety.

Don't worry, I can do it for him.

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Look on the bright side.You probably have far greater insight into the character Dexter than the average person. :)

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dexter ftww!!!

There you go.

IdolEyes, first of all, I never ignore you, and secondly, why did you mention Dexter all of a sudden?

First of all you usually ignore me and thirdly Dexter seemed appropriate since we were talking about you being mental an apparent absence of empathy.

Also I just watched a show called Mexter.

You are one of the nicest and most mature people on this board; I would never ignore someone like you. But I still don't understand what you are trying to say about Dexter. Dexter is just a tv show.

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You are one of the nicest and most mature people on this board; I would never ignore someone like you.

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Oh my god, an arse licker.

So, Oleg, how long is your tongue?

Anyone else you want to suck up to?

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You are one of the nicest and most mature people on this board

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Way to insult EVERYONE in one shot Mister-I-Want-to-Get-Along-Here. :no:

:lol: Girl Trouble Part 58

How long is a piece of sting?

Lets put it differently

How long did it took you guys and what was you knowledge before becoming the village idiots.

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You are one of the nicest and most mature people on this board

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Way to insult EVERYONE in one shot Mister-I-Want-to-Get-Along-Here. :no:

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I never assumed Oleg capable of making sound judgments.

Seriously, IdolEyes is one of the nicest people here. He would never try to hurt anybody, and he treats people the way he wants to be treated himself. He has a good sense of humor, and he never makes any cruel jokes. There are people on this board who are douchebags (jojosalami is the biggest douchebag), but people like IdolEyes are great.
I understand that I often don't come across as someone who's mature, but I certainly can recognize maturity in other people when I see it.

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Seriously, IdolEyes is one of the nicest people here. He would never try to hurt anybody, and he treats people the way he wants to be treated himself. He has a good sense of humor, and he never makes any cruel jokes. There are people on this board who are douchebags (jojosalami is the biggest douchebag), but people like IdolEyes are great.
I understand that I often don't come across as someone who's mature, but I certainly can recognize maturity in other people when I see it.

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You obviously haven't seen the videos Idol uploaded of the gerbils, the superglue and the magnifying glass! :blink:

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You obviously haven't seen the videos Idol uploaded of the gerbils, the superglue and the magnifying glass! :blink:

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I believe there must have been some LED lighting in the background. :idunno:


EDIT- @Idol: You've got a stalagmite. Or is that a stalactite... :unsure:

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Seriously, IdolEyes is one of the nicest people here. He would never try to hurt anybody, and he treats people the way he wants to be treated himself. He has a good sense of humor, and he never makes any cruel jokes. There are people on this board who are douchebags (jojosalami is the biggest douchebag), but people like IdolEyes are great.
I understand that I often don't come across as someone who's mature, but I certainly can recognize maturity in other people when I see it.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDtK7xUIDxk

Seriously Olaf I have the highest respect for you and wouldn't hesitant in making you my first choice as human shield if ever attacked by terrorists or bears or zombies or other scary stuff meaning to do me harm.:)

My daughter just asked who the guy in the above clip was. I said, He's a Beatle."

She said, "Cool." and walked off making monster/bug sounds with her hands up like claws.

Kids. :happy:

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Seriously, IdolEyes is one of the nicest people here. He would never try to hurt anybody, and he treats people the way he wants to be treated himself. He has a good sense of humor, and he never makes any cruel jokes.

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:glag:

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Seriously, IdolEyes is one of the nicest people here. He would never try to hurt anybody, and he treats people the way he wants to be treated himself. He has a good sense of humor, and he never makes any cruel jokes.

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:glag:

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I assume you find that funny because he said "one of the nicest" when clearly it should have been "the nicest".:):)


PS Blow me,cunt.