If I lose my virginity, how will I become different as a person?

Let's assume a hot woman agrees to have sex with me. Let's assume it will be the best sex ever. But how will that sexual experience change me as a person?

No, you'll still be a complete tool.

A tool with a chance of VD. :yup:

You'll feel on top of the world, then you'll realise you've killed her, and you'll be terrified. Then you'll realise she was just a cardboard box which you'd made a tiny peen hole in, and you'd be back to where you are right now.

Pretty much a roller coaster of unnecessary emotion that you can probably do without, considering you live in a glass box of emotion already.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Let's assume a hot woman agrees to have sex with me. Let's assume it will be the best sex ever. But how will that sexual experience change me as a person?

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You'll be rested but sticky having just awakened from another wet dream.:unsure:

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Let's assume a hot woman agrees to have sex with me. Let's assume it will be the best sex ever. But how will that sexual experience change me as a person?

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you'd realize you'd really, really like her to leave because you have better things to do and you absolutely do not want to sit in the living room with her and her mum watching Eastenders and Casualty. You'd realize you should have just rubbed one out instead but find yourself having to go to some bullshit wedding reception on your day off with her friends who you hate.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Let's assume...

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Let's not...

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Let's assume it will be the best sex ever. But how will that sexual experience change me as a person?

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I see you're warming up to the idea of using your disability money to hire a pro. Just take note that not all of them take credit cards, and you should plan on having several denominations because they will not give change to your person.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Let's assume it will be the best sex ever. But how will that sexual experience change me as a person?

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I see you're warming up to the idea of using your disability money to hire a pro. Just take note that not all of them take credit cards, and you should plan on having several denominations because they will not give change to your person.

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Oleg with a credit card? Please? The world is in enough turmoil as it is, without arming him with the ability to put the world in to an even worse recession.

No. If he wants to pay for it, he should only spend what he has got, otherwise we could soon find the world plagued with tiny Olegs, all of who are unpaid for.

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I see you're warming up to the idea of using your disability money to hire a pro. Just take note that not all of them take credit cards, and you should plan on having several denominations because they will not give change to your person.

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No. If he wants to pay for it, he should only spend what he has got, otherwise we could soon find the world plagued with tiny Olegs, all of who are unpaid for.

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Well, as you know, the Great Depression of the 1930s was primarily caused by the fact that people bought many things on credit, without having actual money to pay for what they bought. Despite the fact I don't share a lot of similarities with those people, we still had to deal with that economic tragedy.
...And by the way, I have a debit card.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Well, as you know, the Great Depression of the 1930s was primarily caused by the fact that people bought many things on credit, without having actual money to pay for what they bought.

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Or it could have something to do with the Stock Market crash and government panicking and responding inappropriately by cutting the money supply which led to collapse of the banks and to top in all off the Dust Bowl situation in the South arriving at precisely the wrong time to exacerbate the whole situation.

Oversimplification thy name is OlegL.

Nope, the Depression of the 1930s was caused by a Russian Jew with store credit, a boner that was too legit to quit, and a $20 whore.

I have proof that aliens were behind everything but I'm afraid to post precise details in case the government should decide to send assassins after me for revealing too much.

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Let's assume a hot woman agrees to have sex with me. Let's assume it will be the best sex ever. But how will that sexual experience change me as a person?

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No, you'll still be a complete tool.

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On the plus side though, you will have one less thing to constantly whinge about on this forum, so go get 'em tiger...... rawr.

I think Spock and Oleg form a complimentary mating cycle- one goes on the rampage every 7 years, the other shuts up about it about that often. :idunno:

as you have assumed of having it then assume your future too...

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Originally Posted by sorapally

as you have assumed of having it then assume your future too...

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I'm assuming that you're driven to post not from something honourable like deep rooted mental problems but rather because you're one of those cunts who only want something from someone.
Sadly if this wild conjecture proves to be true it ain't gonna be from me,mate.:no:

Oleg

You will only lose your virginity if you are careless, just keep it somewhere safe and you will be OK.

I dare say it's safe as houses.

At least as long as he lives on the internets.

this thread should move to the funny forum.

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this thread should move to the funny forum.

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Actually it should be in the pathetically sad section but we don't have one.

Also what's up with you're assumingly money grubbing signature?Can we move that to the hopefully soon to created pathetically sad section as well?

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this thread should move to the funny forum.

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Actually it should be in the pathetically sad section but we don't have one.

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Actually, Reality kept the trade section.

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Well, as you know, the Great Depression of the 1930s was primarily caused by the fact that people bought many things on credit, without having actual money to pay for what they bought.

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Or it could have something to do with the Stock Market crash and government panicking and responding inappropriately by cutting the money supply which led to collapse of the banks and to top in all off the Dust Bowl situation in the South arriving at precisely the wrong time to exacerbate the whole situation.

Oversimplification thy name is OlegL.

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They cut the money supply? Are you certain of it? I am sure that our U.S. government was never that stupid. Nowadays the Federal Reverse lowers interest rates if there is a recession (and that makes the money supply larger), and tightens interest rates if there is an inflation. If that's what they do nowadays, I highly doubt they did the opposite in the 30s. (I am not sure the Federal Reserve existed in the 30s though).

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They cut the money supply? Are you certain of it? I am sure that our U.S. government was never that stupid. Nowadays the Federal Reverse lowers interest rates if there is a recession (and that makes the money supply larger), and tightens interest rates if there is an inflation. If that's what they do nowadays, I highly doubt they did the opposite in the 30s. (I am not sure the Federal Reserve existed in the 30s though).

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Yeah because people were smarter in the 30's and believed that the Hindenburg was the future of air travel and that women didn't belong in the workplace and intelligent stuff like that.

In other news,the correct way to do something is usually learned from doing the incorrect thing first.

That's why when I hammer,I try and focus on hitting the nail and not my thumb now.

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In other news,the correct way to do something is usually learned from doing the incorrect thing first.

That's why when I hammer,I try and focus on hitting the nail and not my thumb now.

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How do you hold the nail without thumb?

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In other news,the correct way to do something is usually learned from doing the incorrect thing first.

That's why when I hammer,I try and focus on hitting the nail and not my thumb now.

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How do you hold the nail without thumb?

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Use a pair of pliers.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

They cut the money supply? Are you certain of it? I am sure that our U.S. government was never that stupid. Nowadays the Federal Reverse lowers interest rates if there is a recession (and that makes the money supply larger), and tightens interest rates if there is an inflation. If that's what they do nowadays, I highly doubt they did the opposite in the 30s. (I am not sure the Federal Reserve existed in the 30s though).

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Yeah because people were smarter in the 30's and believed that the Hindenburg was the future of air travel and that women didn't belong in the workplace and intelligent stuff like that.

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I don't know much about the U.S. history (I don't know much about anything, to be honest), but weren't women given the right to vote way before the 1930s? I doubt that they were not allowed to enter the workforce after they were given the right to vote, but who knows... Maybe I am wrong about it. I think I never heard of the Hindenburg before (or forgot about it)... It's interesting that even though you are not American, but Canadian, you seem knowledgeable about the U.S. history.

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I think I never heard of the Hindenburg before ...

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Oh,the humanity.:mellow:

On a totally unrelated note,I think I'm giving up the internet and moving to Wyoming or Montana or similar place.

Wait, I heard of the guy named Hindenburg who was the last President of the Weimar republic, but I doubt I heard of the Hindenburg airplane before.

The Great Depression happened because instead of feeding money to bolster the economy, the federal reserve stopped funding the banks, which then started to fall, creating even more unrest as people tried desperately to withdraw their funds from other banks, which then fell as well.

It was a total lack of vision, by the dimwits in charge at the time, that caused mass misery for millions.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Wait, I heard of the guy named Hindenburg who was the last President of the Weimar republic, but I doubt I heard of the Hindenburg airplane before.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWKyYRJEcRo

I'll roll with the troll, but if you truly can't remember this you need to get out more Oleg.

Yeah, I don't think I heard of it before, so thank you for posting this youtube video...

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I'll roll with the troll, but if you truly can't remember this you need to get out more Oleg.

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The news guy would have totally changed his tone had it been filled with helium. :whistling

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I'll roll with the troll, but if you truly can't remember this you need to get out more Oleg.

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The news guy would have totally changed his tone had it been filled with helium. :whistling

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Cue a little known factoid: Herbert Morrison the reporter who delivered the famous line 'Oh the humanity' was actually known for his deep resonant voice. His recorder was running slightly slow that day, giving a higher pitch when played at normal speed.....

:lol: That is interesting, and a factoid I'd never heard before.

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:lol: That is interesting, and a factoid I'd never heard before.

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Most likely because he just made it up.

I don't think he made it up. And it isn't just a hunch.

I don't think you have any concept of humour and that isn't just a hunch either.:)