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Who's the most intelligent poster on this board?
According to your opinion, who's the most intelligent poster on this board?
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Re: Who's the most intelligent poster on this board?
Since I'm Black and born into a life of hardship and crime,I'm pretty sure that I win for street smarts.
Also your inclusion of J-Die raises real suspicions in my streetsmartiness.
Btw I think your insulting Mary by the sin of omission .
Either that or by your continuing existence. Either/or. :)
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I think he pretty much got the order correct, top -> bottom.
I'll give Idol the slight benefit of the doubt over J-Die due to Affirmative Action. :)
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You're just jealous because I have more rhythm than you.
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Also change the thread title to "Who are the only non-staff posters on the board" and the list still works.
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And you are envious of my superior intellect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mTUmczVdik
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You can't voluntarily have watched Three Amigos and claim superior intellect :no:
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We'll have to call it a draw, then. :sadwalk:
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Re: Who's the most intelligent poster on this board?
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OlegL
According to your opinion, who's the most intelligent poster on this board?
You mean there's not going to be a test and you're just going to take some dummy's word for it?
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You mean there's not going to be a test and you're just going to take some dummy's word for it?
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Since intelligence is something that requires direction and focus in order to achieve anything worthwhile, and I seem to spend my spare time here, I derive from this that I am a consummate windowlicker just like the rest of youse. :blink:
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Artemis
Since intelligence is something that requires direction and focus in order to achieve anything worthwhile, and I seem to spend my spare time here, I derive from this that I am a consummate windowlicker just like the rest of youse. :blink:
In other words, "It was a pleasure just being nominated", while at the same time pandering to the voters by trying to come across as witty and hope to win.
Clearly, your plan will fail as the good, hardworking people who come here will see through your shallow attempt at falsely humbling yourself just to win some contest to bolster your elitist ego. For shame. For shame, indeed.
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I hadn't realized that this was a campaign.If that is the case I want to point out that Meg lives alone and his "family" is merely a sad invention of his morphine addled mind.:(
Also ffs please desist with the anonymous polls as at least half the point of polls here is seeing who thinks what.
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I would respond to these preposterous allegations, if they did not come from a :ghey: communist.
EDIT- Undoubtedly, Hitler and Stalin both liked to know how people thought- just before they killed innocents.
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Re: Who's the most intelligent poster on this board?
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megabyteme
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Artemis
Since intelligence is something that requires direction and focus in order to achieve anything worthwhile, and I seem to spend my spare time here, I derive from this that I am a consummate windowlicker just like the rest of youse. :blink:
In other words, "It was a pleasure just being nominated", while at the same time pandering to the voters by trying to come across as witty and hope to win.
Clearly, your plan will fail as the good, hardworking people who come here will see through your shallow attempt at falsely humbling yourself just to win some contest to bolster your elitist ego. For shame. For shame, indeed.
If I were the supreme egotist you make me out to be, I would be forced to commit hara kiri by stabbing myself in the femoral artery with my MENSA tie pin, thereby absolving the shame of being the most intelligent poaster on a board where barely 2% can spell their own names correctly.
Let's face boys and girls, it's eggplant salad as far as the eye can see in these parts, so who ever wins this lofty achievement, they can put it there along with their McDonald's drive thru VIP sticker. :frusty:
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Seeing as they're all my accounts....
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Artemis
[...]so who ever wins this lofty achievement, they can put it there along with their McDonald's drive thru VIP sticker. :frusty:
This made me laugh pretty hard. I can only assume Idol voted for himself, but when I first viewed the results it was 6-0 in favor of nobody. :happy:
http://i.imgur.com/wpOUq6B.png?1
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I didn't vote because that would lend credence to this farce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf_xZVhaAKs
I'm assuming it was dion because his words say one thing but his eyes say quite another.:ghey:
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Well, since Chalice isn't an option, I voted for Idol.
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You are assuming Dion is smart enough to figure out how to vote. :O
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TheFoX
Well, since Chalice isn't an option, I voted for Idol.
May Dave sneak up on your balustrade and murder you while you leave for work. :dry:
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TheFoX
Well, since Chalice isn't an option, I voted for Idol.
Thanks Fox.Remind me to do something pointless and insignificant for you too. :)
Anyway I remember there being many former members that were way smarter than any of us but I guess "former members" and "smarter than us" is being redundant.
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megabyteme
You are assuming Dion is smart enough to figure out how to vote. :O
Explain President George W. Bush then.
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IdolEyes787
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megabyteme
You are assuming Dion is smart enough to figure out how to vote. :O
Explain President George W. Bush then.
Historians will be doing that for decades. :(
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Oleg, I nominate you for the title of least intelligent poster that participates in the forum.
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mjmacky
Oleg, I nominate you for the title of least intelligent poster that participates in the forum.
Your 95% complete PhD carries little weight around here, it seems. Jews. :idunno:
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megabyteme
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mjmacky
Oleg, I nominate you for the title of least intelligent poster that participates in the forum.
Your 95% complete PhD carries little weight around here, it seems. Jews. :idunno:
He doesn't know how penises work. That's something you learn in grade school.
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mjmacky
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megabyteme
Your 95% complete PhD carries little weight around here, it seems. Jews. :idunno:
He doesn't know how penises work. That's something you learn in grade school.
True. Some things are instinctive. Either Oleg is extremely stupid, or he is extremely smart and playing us for fools. I don't believe anyone that stupid could master something as simple as a keyboard, or a forum.
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mjmacky
He doesn't know how penises work. That's something you learn in grade school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35quNI5ed_k
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TheFoX
. Either Oleg is extremely stupid, or he is extremely smart and playing us for fools.
Considering J-dye was banned in 2010 and so OlegL's membership on FST barely overlaps with J-dye's ,I'd like to postulate that OlegL and J-dye are one in the same.
The reason that J-dye is included in the poll is because a) this particular trool,like most true sociopaths,has an ego the size of Virginia b) needed to pat himself on the back and most importantly c) the thought of surreptitiously putting one over on us got his tiny wiener hard.
PS I also solved the mystery of who the Zodiac killer was so I'm pretty sure I'm right or maybe wrong.:)
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IdolEyes787
I'm pretty sure I'm right or maybe wrong.:)
Logician says you are correct here. Well said, Solomon. Now what say you on splitting a baby? :)
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I was thinking of a longitudinal split, but see the error of my ways as the amount of bone in the head and spine would require use of a band saw. You may win my vote in this thread yet. :O
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IdolEyes787
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TheFoX
Well, since Chalice isn't an option, I voted for Idol.
Thanks Fox.Remind me to do something pointless and insignificant for you too. :)
Anyway I remember there being many former members that were way smarter than any of us but I guess "former members" and "smarter than us" is being redundant.
Intelligence is an observational thing anyway. Being fancy with the written word is no indication, and anyone can be 'smart' for a while (even Oleg had his moment, once, for a very brief period).
Anyway, thanks for the offer. I look forward to the pointless and insignificant favour. ;-)
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So, why isn't mjmacky and Chalice on that list? Surely they are nominations for being 'smart', or 'smart Alex'.
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TheFoX
So, why isn't mjmacky and Chalice on that list?
Since the poll is more about who OlgeL likes than who is intelligent.
Also it's "aren't", which probably explains why I have more votes than you. :)
To further answer your question though,Mary has become increasing aloof. I assume because he's way into LARPing and feels that it's necessary to stay in his Dark Elf Lord Sebastian Bloodletter character.
Chalice on the other hand makes too much sense when he's sober and sense is basically something OlegL goes out of hiis way to avoid.
Note also the telling exclusion of OlgeL mortal enemy Darth whatever his name is.
Not that I think he's smart.
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IdolEyes787
Also it's "aren't", which probably explains why I have more votes than you. :)
Which also explains why you've got more votes than me. I never said I was intelligent. Someone else nominated me, for whatever reason they deemed fit. Anyway, I am glad you've got more votes than me. You deserve the accolade more than I do. I ain't even in the running. You lot got more brain cells than I can ever dream of 'aving.
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My unparalleled,except for the eloquently named "Some non-existing poster that only exists in our minds", FST intellect suggests there may be some passive aggressive at work here.
If not then I think you should stop flirting with me seeing as you are already involved with dion.