Payment release notification from the bank of america.

Yesterday I received this e-mail:



BANK OF AMERICA CORPORATION
150 Broadway Ave New York, NY 1003 USA.
PAYMENT RELEASE NOTIFICATION FROM THE BANK OF AMERICA.
DEAR CUSTOMER,

This is to officially inform you that we have been instructed to release your over due contract Inheritance/ lottery Payment of $10.5 million to you without any further, and we will have no other option than to believe that you are dead as claimed by one Mrs. Margaret Thomason if you fail to respond back to our email this time.

As a matter of fact, we lost your Full Personal/ banking details after our annual system upgrade which made it impossible for us to contact you, and we were only able to find your email address after several search’s on our documents.

Few weeks ago, a woman named Mrs. Margaret Thomason sent a letter to our bank here in the United States claiming that you are dead and she further stated that before you died, you informed her about your contract Inheritance/ lottery payment worth $10.5 million which is presently under our custody.

Note that Mrs. Margaret Thomason also sent a copy of your death certificate to us in other to make her claim authentic, but we did not believe her because you had never mentioned her as your next of kin to us.

In fact, she has given us every reason to believe that you are dead as she claims, and she is ready to take care of what ever it will cost her to get your funds transferred into her personal account, but I have been instructed by the management of this bank to contact you this last time in order to be sure that you are dead as she claimed, before releasing the payment to her.

So are you dead or are you still alive? If yes, you have been advised to urgently reconfirm your full personal/ banking details as requested below to us immediately, in order for us to cancel every further arrangement in regards to the release of your fund to Mrs. Margaret Thomason.

1. YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS
2. HOME/CELL PHONE NUMBERS
3.BANKING DETAILS
4. A COPY OF YOUR I.D

However, We Shall Proceed To Issue All Payments Details To The Said Mrs. Margaret Thomason If We Do Not Hear From You Within 48 banking hours.

Your Urgent attention is needed if you are still alive.

Yours Faithfully,

MR.PAUL JOHN
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR, REMITTANCE
DEPARTMENT, BANK OF AMERICA


da faq is this shit. I don't even have account on this bank. Is there a probability that another person created an account without my knowledge to hide his money?

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Originally Posted by dion09529

$10.5 million

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That's like £11.50 !!!1!1!!11111!!!

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Originally Posted by dion09529

Is there a probability that another person created an account without my knowledge to hide his money?

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Yesterday I got a call from what caller ID said my own number (true story).I didn't answer because I didn't really feel like talking to me.

I hope this answers your question.

Better respond quick, or they will think you are dead. Don't want to miss out on that Inheritance/Lottery Money, do you?

Remember us little people while you bask in the sun while drinking Pina Coladas. :)

PS Fuck Mrs. Margaret Thomason!!!!

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Originally Posted by dion09529

This is to officially inform you that we have been instructed to release your over due contract Inheritance/ lottery?

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Something tells me a bank officer would be a tad less illiterate.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Better respond quick, or they will think you are dead. Don't want to miss out on that Inheritance/Lottery Money, do you?

Remember us little people while you bask in the sun while drinking Pina Coladas. :)

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You mean little people Laughing at advice you gave dion.....
And The next time dion is posting that they cleaned out all of his credit cards and bank account on your advice :yup::emorod:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by dion09529

Is there a probability that another person created an account without my knowledge to hide his money?

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Yesterday I got a call from what caller ID said my own number (true story).I didn't answer because I didn't really feel like talking to me.

I hope this answers your question.

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Fuck if I saw it was you on the caller ID I would ignore it also :whistling:noes:
What's the point ??:idunno:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by dion09529

This is to officially inform you that we have been instructed to release your over due contract Inheritance/ lottery?

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Something tells me a bank officer would be a tad less illiterate.

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Not if there are from the UK or the US:O

Maybe you should E Mail them back and ask for a Tol Free Number so you can call and confirm you are Dead??:rolleyes::yup:

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Originally Posted by dion09529

Yesterday I received this e-mail:



BANK OF AMERICA CORPORATION
150 Broadway Ave New York, NY 1003 USA.
PAYMENT RELEASE NOTIFICATION FROM THE BANK OF AMERICA.
DEAR CUSTOMER,

This is to officially inform you that we have been instructed to release your over due contract Inheritance/ lottery Payment of $10.5 million to you without any further, and we will have no other option than to believe that you are dead as claimed by one Mrs. Margaret Thomason if you fail to respond back to our email this time.

As a matter of fact, we lost your Full Personal/ banking details after our annual system upgrade which made it impossible for us to contact you, and we were only able to find your email address after several search’s on our documents.

Few weeks ago, a woman named Mrs. Margaret Thomason sent a letter to our bank here in the United States claiming that you are dead and she further stated that before you died, you informed her about your contract Inheritance/ lottery payment worth $10.5 million which is presently under our custody.

Note that Mrs. Margaret Thomason also sent a copy of your death certificate to us in other to make her claim authentic, but we did not believe her because you had never mentioned her as your next of kin to us.

In fact, she has given us every reason to believe that you are dead as she claims, and she is ready to take care of what ever it will cost her to get your funds transferred into her personal account, but I have been instructed by the management of this bank to contact you this last time in order to be sure that you are dead as she claimed, before releasing the payment to her.

So are you dead or are you still alive? If yes, you have been advised to urgently reconfirm your full personal/ banking details as requested below to us immediately, in order for us to cancel every further arrangement in regards to the release of your fund to Mrs. Margaret Thomason.

1. YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS
2. HOME/CELL PHONE NUMBERS
3.BANKING DETAILS
4. A COPY OF YOUR I.D

However, We Shall Proceed To Issue All Payments Details To The Said Mrs. Margaret Thomason If We Do Not Hear From You Within 48 banking hours.

Your Urgent attention is needed if you are still alive.

Yours Faithfully,

MR.PAUL JOHN
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR, REMITTANCE
DEPARTMENT, BANK OF AMERICA


da faq is this shit. I don't even have account on this bank. Is there a probability that another person created an account without my knowledge to hide his money?

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If I was you, I would just write back and confirm that I am dead.

Also, tell them that Mrs Thomason was an excellent lay, and deserves every cent they are going to send her.

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If We Do Not Hear From You Within 48 banking hours.

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What's the difference between an ordinary hour and a banking hour?

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Originally Posted by Something Else

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Originally Posted by dion09529

$10.5 million

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That's like £11.50 !!!1!1!!11111!!!

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It's a shame us 'Merkins don't use metric money, then we'd be able to just move the decimal 6 places to the left for easy conversion.

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

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If We Do Not Hear From You Within 48 banking hours.

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What's the difference between an ordinary hour and a banking hour?

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Half past my ass , a quarter too my balls:whistling

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by Something Else

That's like £11.50 !!!1!1!!11111!!!

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It's a shame us 'Merkins don't use metric money, then we'd be able to just move the decimal 6 places to the left for easy conversion.

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We have the metric system and we use Monopoly money , then we throw in a toonie:whistling and a loonie:whistling

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by Something Else

That's like £11.50 !!!1!1!!11111!!!

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It's a shame us 'Merkins don't use metric money, then we'd be able to just move the decimal 6 places to the left for easy conversion.

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:frusty:

How do you like it:noes::idunno:

Money makes no sense as I have 1923 Peace Dollar that's worth forty bucks. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

If I was you, I would just write back and confirm that I am dead.

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I suppose that's a viable alternative to my "Die die die die die,motherfuckers!!!!!".:idunno:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Money makes no sense as I have 1923 Peace Dollar that's worth forty bucks. :unsure:

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That's like one US dollar, or a British Pocket Lint. You might want to hang on to that...

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

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If We Do Not Hear From You Within 48 banking hours.

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What's the difference between an ordinary hour and a banking hour?

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I'm pretty sure it has to do with Daylight Savings Time.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Money makes no sense as I have 1923 Peace Dollar that's worth forty bucks. :unsure:

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On the Canadian side ? or the American side ?:whistling

It is amazing the dion started the tread and has not responded to any suggestions yet ?? Strange:unsure:

dion are you ok buddy??:idunno:

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Originally Posted by shaina

It is amazing the dion started the tread and has not responded to any suggestions yet ?? Strange:unsure:

dion are you ok buddy??:idunno:

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He doesn't post much.Presumably because when he's not taking pictures or dancing to Trance he's running from an angry mob of peasants.

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Originally Posted by shaina

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Money makes no sense as I have 1923 Peace Dollar that's worth forty bucks. :unsure:

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On the Canadian side ? or the American side ?:whistling

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It's American.It was given to me personally by Leonard Peace.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by shaina

On the Canadian side ? or the American side ?:whistling

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It's American.It was given to me personally by Leonard Peace.

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Gee Idol you have some High friends in Low places:whistling
Or is it Low friends in High Places ..... sorry I am confused:ermm:
An I know it is American :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by shaina

On the Canadian side ? or the American side ?:whistling

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It's American.It was given to me personally by Leonard Peace.

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"Hey kid, wanna make a quick $40?"- Some guy who tricked Idol into dirty secks acts for a buck, aparently...

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

It's American.It was given to me personally by Leonard Peace.

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"Hey kid, wanna make a quick $40?"- Some guy who tricked Idol into dirty secks acts for a buck, aparently...

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You say $40.... lets meet in the middle... .$1.97 Shekels :shifty:

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Originally Posted by shaina

It is amazing the dion started the tread and has not responded to any suggestions yet ?? Strange:unsure:

dion are you ok buddy??:idunno:

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I died yesterday.

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Originally Posted by dion09529

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Originally Posted by shaina

It is amazing the dion started the tread and has not responded to any suggestions yet ?? Strange:unsure:

dion are you ok buddy??:idunno:

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I died yesterday.

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:yikes::cry1::cry1:

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Originally Posted by dion09529

I died yesterday.

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Every time you say something I die a little.

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Originally Posted by shaina

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Originally Posted by dion09529

I died yesterday.

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:yikes::cry1::cry1:

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Did you meet Jesus.... Or did you covert to Judaism to get a line pass to get to G-D direct :yup:??:yup:

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Originally Posted by shaina

Gee Idol you have some High friends in Low places:whistling
Or is it Low friends in High Places ..... sorry I am confused:ermm:

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It's actually more along the lines of friend to no man but savior to us all.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by dion09529

I died yesterday.

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Every time you say something I die a little.

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Get the paddles out and ready just in case:O
And don't sign any DNR's without a Jewish lawyer present

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by shaina

Gee Idol you have some High friends in Low places:whistling
Or is it Low friends in High Places ..... sorry I am confused:ermm:

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It's actually more along the lines of friend to no man but savior to us all.

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Ok I will bite... And who do you think is that ?:rolleyes:

I'm like whatever the best superhero vigilante is.

Only better and less egotistical.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I'm like whatever the best superhero vigilante is.

Only better and less egotistical.

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Do you wear a costume to disguise your real identity or you have special powers to cloak yourself:bye:
Because if you tell me you can blend with other people ?? that is going to be hard for me to believe:stars:

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Originally Posted by shaina

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Originally Posted by dion09529

I died yesterday.

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Did you meet Jesus.... Or did you covert to Judaism to get a line pass to get to G-D direct ?

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Eastern Europeans have no God, this is evidenced by where they live.

Eastern Europeans have dion. Why would they need God?

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by shaina

Did you meet Jesus.... Or did you covert to Judaism to get a line pass to get to G-D direct ?

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Eastern Europeans have no God, this is evidenced by where they live.

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What are you talking about Meg !!... Don't Eastern Europeans pray to ASUS :idunno:

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