At least you're not as old as Idol :lookaroun
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At least you're not as old as Idol :lookaroun
I can still benchpress your Mum even though by now I've lost all feeling on the left side of my body so fuck off.
noes, mum jokes.
You hounded shay off the bored last night via the gift of not talking to him, now you're hounding me off via the gift of words.
No wonder you've got that caption above your stars :emo:
Is that a recent thing? I only noticed it this morning.
True question, btw.
No, "that" is in the Bible so it has to be at least 100 years old and totally fictitious.
I just notice this is a happy birthday thread.
In that case Happy Birthday to my best friend, Mug.:)
Cake, obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5KmB8Laemg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...bigdabses5.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Idol
I nearly made another post, replete with an edited screenshot of your abbatior, and a big magenta cawk pointing at 'persona non grata', so you couldn't easily avoid the question.
Do with that information what you will, mister evasive.
Thank you to my dear friend manker. And the other being of some sort.
One of you will get to enjoy my *censored* in a certain folder.
The other has Men's Health.
You wound me deeply, Manker. More deeply than you will ever know.:'(Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Wey-hey! :01:
I hope Mug means me and it's money.
:eyebrows:
It's like you deliberately posted then so my celebratory post would be associated with your suffering rather than mbm's benevolence.
Spoiler: Show:emo:
It's me.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
We're exchanging pics of our cawks. Just for comparison. No homo.
"Thank you to my dear friend manker. And the other being of some sort".
Just as well, I've never cottoned to suck ups.
Betrayer. :fist:
It see now that the fifteen minutes I spent pretending to be nice to you back in 2011 were totally wasted.
Btw I'm beginning to doubt that it actually is your birthday, liar.
If you truly knew me then you'd realize that I don't have a reason behind anything I do.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
What about the 'z' in realise.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Surely you wouldn't give the appearance of being an American unless there was a pretty damn good reason behind it.
:eyebrows:
Unless Canadians have to do that kind of thing too. The plot thickens.
They just want to be us. They can't though. :noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
happy birthday megabyteme . you have a nice avatar
Those poor sick bastards.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeThey just want to be us. They can't though. :noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
They don't have any other role models.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerThose poor sick bastards.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
You mean make a play on words while being too obtuse to realeyes* you even did it?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I think that's achievable, Mug.
*Happy now that you made me all paranoid, racist?
Depression can be amusing from the outside.
That's a depressing thought.
Happy birthday, Meg! Here's to another year of Tinder and poultry farming. :cheers:
Thank you, my friend! :cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
Does that surprize you?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Sure did.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyDoes that surprize you?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I've since googled since no help was forthcoming and it seems that Canadians only have to do that kind of thing if they're married to an American.
So I guess that was one of the concessions Idol had to make when she dumped him and settled.
For your future reference, Canadian style choices overlap more with the U.S. than the U.K. I hope you enjoy that platinium nugget of information.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerSure did.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I've since googled since no help was forthcoming and it seems that Canadians only have to do that kind of thing if they're married to an American.
So I guess that was one of the concessions Idol had to make when she dumped him and settled.
Happy birthday, mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ9xVqp8Ku0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTAzbQq1DX8
If it makes you feel any better, know that that nefarious nasal wart which siphoned my spirit for twelve, count 'em, kids, sadistic solar cycles of humiliation and paranoia, having been frosted into submission by liquid nitrogen, providing huge temporary humanity to one who had abandoned the notion altogether, has resurfaced anew, proud and resplendent, now taking residency upon my eyebrow. Right, if you must know.
That was a long sentence.
Never take as gospel the information given to you by someone who lectures you on linguistics while at the same time spelling platinum wrong. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyFor your future reference, Canadian style choices overlap more with the U.S. than the U.K. I hope you enjoy that platinium nugget of information.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
What the heck is a nasal wart doing on your brow? Has it lost its identity? Forgotten its place in the whirled? Damn thing has gotten uppity. Gone all high brow on you.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Have you considered an eye patch? At least you've got Halloween coming up so you can feel 'normal' for an evening.
Couldn't resist, my friend. Thank you for the birthday wishes and musical enjoyment. :)
I didn't want you to walk into that one, Idol. Those who reside just to the east of the Atlantic passionately defend the spelling and pronunciation of aluminium. To their credit, most metals do have the -ium suffix. On the other hand, platinum has the -um suffix on both sides of the Atlantic.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Never take as gospel the information given to you by someone who lectures you on linguistics while at the same time spelling platinum wrong. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
In short, aluminum was the subtext used to convey the silliness of it all given the previous squabbles.
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Originally Posted by mjmackyI didn't want you to walk into that one, Idol. Those who reside just to the east of the Atlantic passionately defend the spelling and pronunciation of aluminium. To their credit, most metals do have the -ium suffix. On the other hand, platinum has the -um suffix on both sides of the Atlantic.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
In short, aluminum was the subtext used to convey the silliness of it all given the previous squabbles.
Not even ironic.
Pity I missed it first time around, chapeau.
After enduring a cunt-numbing 12 years last time out, surely you've already made arrangements for the sand-blasting to occur forthwith.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I would implore you, however, to wait beyond the 31st. The one time of year your hereditas damnosa can rightly shine as the piece de resistance.
That make such perfect sense and yet at the same time is so utterly stupid that I feel I must now use it as the excuse for every grammatical error I've ever made on this site.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Wouldn't you just use the eternal struggle between the English and French languages as a reason for not committing to either, or are you a racist Canadian?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787That make such perfect sense and yet at the same time is so utterly stupid that I feel I must now use it as the excuse for every grammatical error I've ever made on this site.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky