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Eddie Izzard!
:lol: :lol: :lol: <_< <_< <_<Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey@25 March 2004 - 16:01
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Eddie Izzard!
Mine is Richard Pryor
btw Eddie was on Real Time with Bill Maher recently
Is he gay or just fucking weird. :huh: or both :blink:
He's a heterosexual transvestite. A 'male lesbian', as he puts it.Quote:
Originally posted by Busyman@25 March 2004 - 19:11
btw Eddie was on Real Time with Bill Maher recently
Is he gay or just fucking weird. :huh: or both :blink:
He's also fecking funny.
Graham norton is really funny... takes the piss ut of everything but Jon Clushaw is amazing as well (the dude out of deadringers and his new show the impressionable jon clushaw)
Norton is not funny, he makes me cringe <_<Quote:
Originally posted by peerzyboy@25 March 2004 - 21:19
Graham norton is really funny... takes the piss ut of everything but Jon Clushaw is amazing as well (the dude out of deadringers and his new show the impressionable jon clushaw)
I'd like to make an honourable mention of Jasper Carrott too :D
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David Cross
I have this strange feeling that I've posted this before
Norton's funny! apart from sometimes he does go to far (blasting fast shots of air up a scot's kilt and revieling his.....beast......)
bill bailey, looks funny & sounds funny
2 funnys for the price of 1
:D
bill baileys funny graham norons just an annoying squealy fuck, not funny
Yeah Brenda, I second your Bill Bailey nomination :lol: :lol:
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Originally posted by brenda@25 March 2004 - 20:24
bill bailey, looks funny & sounds funny
2 funnys for the price of 1
:D
:smoke: yeah hez funny :smoke:
He's a heterosexual transvestite. A 'male lesbian', as he puts it.Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey+25 March 2004 - 16:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 25 March 2004 - 16:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Busyman@25 March 2004 - 19:11
btw Eddie was on Real Time with Bill Maher recently
Is he gay or just fucking weird. :huh: or both :blink:
He's also fecking funny. [/b][/quote]
So just fucking weird then. :lol: :lol:
I've seen him before. He's not all that imo. <_<
I also like:
Steven Wright
George Carlin
Redd Fox
Bill Cosby
Sam Kinison
Rodney Dangerfield
Chris Rock
Arsenio Hall
Eddie Murphy
Dave Chappelle
Robert Schimmel
Richard Jenni
Jerry Seinfeld
Bernie Mac
Steve Harvey
Tommy Davidson
Jim Carrey
Wanda Sykes
Chris Tucker
Bill Belamy
Faison Love
Martin Lawrence
Ellen Degenerus (her last HBO special was funny as shit)
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Eddie Izzard!
Mine is Richard Pryor
btw Eddie was on Real Time with Bill Maher recently
Is he gay or just fucking weird. :huh: or both :blink: [/b][/quote]
I rodied for him, hez a twat! :smoke:
bin laden...he makes me chuckle in all those flash animations on the net, everything from wearing a bikini to sitting on the pointy end of a missile...he'll do anything for a laugh :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I think Eddie Izzard is one of my faves, also Bill Hicks (though he is kinda dead now), Chris Rock but my all time fave at the moment is Peter Kay.
Now these are funny!
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I rodied for him, hez a twat! :smoke: [/b][/quote]Quote:
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Mine is Richard Pryor
btw Eddie was on Real Time with Bill Maher recently
Is he gay or just fucking weird. :huh: or both :blink:
That's what I originally thought. <_<
Male lesbian, what bullshit.
That's what I originally thought. <_<Quote:
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Originally posted by Busyman@25 March 2004 - 20:11
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:lol: :lol: :lol: <_< <_< <_<
Mine is Richard Pryor
btw Eddie was on Real Time with Bill Maher recently
Is he gay or just fucking weird. :huh: or both :blink:
I rodied for him, hez a twat! :smoke:
Male lesbian, what bullshit. [/b][/quote]
Yup, he is a complete freak <_<
The Krankies wtf?? they used to scare me as a kid :rolleyes: :lol:
Most of the funniest people I've come across are members of the lounge. Apart from them it's gotta be Tom Green :D
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Originally posted by Withcheese@25 March 2004 - 20:35
I think Eddie Izzard is one of my faves, also Bill Hicks (though he is kinda dead now), Chris Rock but my all time fave at the moment is Peter Kay.
Phoenix Nights is inspired insanity
I musnt forget Ricky Gervais, the best as David Brent :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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i saw a womans name somehere.
theres no such thing as a female comedian
You must be Jerry Lewis then.Quote:
Originally posted by BigBoo@25 March 2004 - 21:02
i saw a womans name somehere.
theres no such thing as a female comedian
Shazia Mirza @ the Edinburgh festival v-funny indeedQuote:
Originally posted by BigBoo@25 March 2004 - 21:02
i saw a womans name somehere.
theres no such thing as a female comedian
although you are linguistically correct as a female comic is a comedienne
Shazia Mirza @ the Edinburgh festival v-funny indeedQuote:
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i saw a womans name somehere.
theres no such thing as a female comedian
although you are linguistically correct as a female comic is a comedienne [/b][/quote]
who? not one of those femenists who arent actually ffunny to anyone except lesbnians? (no offencelesbianns)
and... motherboard did it ;) :lol:
Youp Van t' Hek (sorry, link is in Dutch :( )
who? not one of those femenists who arent actually ffunny to anyone except lesbnians? (no offencelesbianns)Quote:
Originally posted by BigBoo+25 March 2004 - 22:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BigBoo @ 25 March 2004 - 22:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by brenda@25 March 2004 - 21:56
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i saw a womans name somehere.
theres no such thing as a female comedian
Shazia Mirza @ the Edinburgh festival v-funny indeed
although you are linguistically correct as a female comic is a comedienne
and... motherboard did it ;) :lol: [/b][/quote]
nope....not a feminist.....a muslim who takes the piss out of orthodox Islam.....she's loved and hated in equal amounts :D
Hans Teeuwen , Youp is sooo passe!! At least for the hip people........... :PQuote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@26 March 2004 - 00:11
Youp Van t' Hek (sorry, link is in Dutch :( )
Yogi
everybody. bill baileyss in bllack books on 4 now.
Don't care, I still love his conferences and texts.
I took the liberty to translate one of his texts. It's not a funny text but this is more or less why I like Youp. It isn't exactly a good translation but at least the non Dutch people here will be able to understand what I mean.
Their arms are pointing at the sky
At the 8 ‘o clock news you see the earth burning
The newspaper starts to sting in your hands
But do you put that fire out with a sigh?
The picture of that dying child
Is yelling at us for 6 pages long
Our lips are forming ‘damn it’
But the curse is taken with the wind
Who knows what we have to do?
Do we talk or do we fight?
What’s the lesser harm here?
Or do we just send them some cash?
Their arms are pointing at the sky
At the border there is a long row of strangers
We call them uprooted; what a beautiful word
Millions of terrified people are fleeing
The sky is a red glow
Because of mortars and granates
No more houses, just streets
The earth is drenched with blood
Where are the houses and the school?
There where they taught history
But no one ever learnt...
The diseases are lingering in the gutter
Their arms are pointing at the skies
There they are with their clubs and swastikas
Standing ominous before the shelters
Scaring frightened wretches away
Their schools aren’t burned down?
They can jam the lessons in their heads
And the pictures of the jews and the camps
I thought something happened there once?
But stupidity doesn’t learn a lot
What is going on in those shaved heads?
And who knows how to stop them?
Is Hitler going to be an icon again?
Millions of people are fleeing
And can we still turn the tide?
My grandson will have to learn it from the books
And we...we are pointing at the sky
Original title :De armen wijzen naar de lucht
Music: Ton Scherpenzeel
Text: Youp van 't Hek
Source: www.youp.nl
Skweeky, you probably better had translated Flappie... :lol:
christ !!!!! thank-you Bigboo I nearly missed it AGAINQuote:
Originally posted by BigBoo@25 March 2004 - 22:54
everybody. bill baileyss in bllack books on 4 now.
:o
Stand-up = Peter Kay is an absolute Scream
Actor = Ricky Gervais
These are my current favourites, however all time I have actually cried with laughter at Billy Connolly. I have also done that with Peter Kay, but not as much
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I actually don't think many people would find it funny though. I think Youps humour is really Dutch. Most Belgians I know don't understand half of his texts :lol:
I once watched a Youp van t' Hek marathon on tv. 8 hours of Youp, non stop :ph34r:
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i cried at the bolton hall one. kind of embarrssing
Billy Conolly..well that's another Brit that I'm familiar with. I actually liked him though (versus this Eddie Izzard freak).Quote:
Originally posted by J'Pol@25 March 2004 - 19:11
Stand-up = Peter Kay is an absolute Scream
Actor = Ricky Gervais
These are my current favourites, however all time I have actually cried with laughter at Billy Connolly. I have also done that with Peter Kay, but not as much