Well... lets start all over with this thread. I know we all loved the old one. ;)
Thanks NOB for the kick off..
And thanks JJ for your help!
It's really appreciated!
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Well... lets start all over with this thread. I know we all loved the old one. ;)
Thanks NOB for the kick off..
And thanks JJ for your help!
It's really appreciated!
ok the first quotes thread is dead. so now is the time to start a new one.
:ph34r:Quote:
Originally posted by [N
[b][O],29 March 2004 - 22:00] ok the first quotes thread is dead. so now is the time to start a new one.
-gs- was here :)
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[Skweeky] my lips are burning
[Azzz] lol
[Spider_dude] is it thrush?
Just to quote how cool realtions i got for mister SD:
Oo yeah, its a PM, ya know, we had a Private Session...Quote:
Spider_dude] cheers
[-Slinger-] stfu
[-Slinger-] :)
[Spider_dude] with teh love
:lol:
edit: adeed the quote box
lol, I just had to quote myself that time.Quote:
[RealitY] gotta go
[RealitY] bbl...
[RealitY] FAGS
[musicmaster.] he's got issues
[blitz81388] Reality
[blitz81388] scares me....
HMPL at his best :lol:Quote:
[Summerlinda] Who on the world is allergic to applejuice
[Summerlinda] Weirdo
[celerystalksme] i break out in a rash if i drink it
[Summerlinda] You sure its not just std?
[celerystalksme] ummm when i was 7 i dont think i was engaging in sexual intercourse
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] yea, he's not scottish you know
[Summerlinda] Maybe you blocked it out....
[celerystalksme] so lamsey was engaging in sexual activity when he was 7??
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] no, just seems the national pastime is inpregnating children
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] hehe
[celerystalksme] ouch
Laters
Cely :music1:
:lol: sorry summerlinda, had to be done..... :lol:
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[Summerlinda] lol it found some left over of a porn movie I deleted way back
[Summerlinda] In the dix search
:unsure:
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/no.gifQuote:
Originally posted by summerlinda@30 March 2004 - 23:16
Would anyone believe me if I said it wasnt mine? :unsure:
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/tongue.gif
From Teh KLF MusicWorld:
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[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] did one of you noobs break the forum?
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] we told you what not to click on
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] now who did it?
:lol:
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[Spider_dude] lamesy
[Spider_dude] you look so smug in that new pic
[3rd gen noob] obviously it's before he got his ass whipped at pool
[3rd gen noob] metaphorically
[3rd gen noob] [Spider_dude][3rd gen noob][Spider_dude][3rd gen noob][Spider_dude][3rd gen noob][Spider_dude][3rd gen noob][Spider_dude][3rd gen noob][Spider_dude][3rd gen noob][Spider_dude][3rd gen noob][Spider_dude][3rd gen noob][Spider_dude][3rd gen noob][Spider_dude][3rd gen noob][Spider_dude][3rd gen noob][Spider_dude] [3rd gen noob][Spider_dude] [3rd gen noob][Spider_dude] [3rd gen noob][Spider_dude][3rd gen noob][Spider_dude][3rd gen noob][Spider_dude][3rd gen noob][Spider_dude][3rd gen noob][Spider_dude] [Spider_dude] it takes me 17 lines of coke to calculate primes
[Spider_dude] just as well you added that part gus
[Spider_dude] now you will be muzzled
[3rd gen noob] really?
[3rd gen noob] spider dude sucks cocks
[3rd gen noob] you read that?
[Spider_dude] where did everyone go?
[3rd gen noob] am i really muzzled?
[3rd gen noob] if anyone quotes me saying this before 4 o clock, they win a fiver
[Mad Cat] fird gen
[Mad Cat] fird gen!
[Mad Cat] ffs
the lube the lube!Quote:
Originally posted by Guitar-Slinger@31 March 2004 - 09:15
From Teh KLF MusicWorld:
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[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] did one of you noobs break the forum?
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] we told you what not to click on
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] now who did it?
:lol:
:huh:Quote:
* Mad Cat owns wee wee
Um... so do we all :unsure:
* 4th gen winks at lamsey
[Lamsey] hold up, i've got something to show you
[4th gen] [Lamsey] hold up, i've got something to show you <-- i'm ready big boy
* Lamsey whips tadger out
:blink:
[Lamsey] http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/primerecordspeed.jpgQuote:
Originally posted by 4th gen@31 March 2004 - 22:41
* 4th gen winks at lamsey
[Lamsey] hold up, i've got something to show you
[4th gen] [Lamsey] hold up, i've got something to show you <-- i'm ready big boy
* Lamsey whips tadger out
:blink:
:rolleyes:
:rolleyes:Quote:
[4th gen] the malaysian grand prix is on newsgroups
[Lamsey] there's a challenge noob, collate every televised grand prix ever
[4th gen] though if it's anything like the last ones, it'll be in german commentary dubbed with bloody italian subtitles
[Lamsey] rofl
[4th gen] lol
[4th gen] if i had every grand prix ever televised on one hard drive, i'd shoot my load
a-hem!Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey@31 March 2004 - 23:07
:rolleyes:Quote:
[4th gen] the malaysian grand prix is on newsgroups
[Lamsey] there's a challenge noob, collate every televised grand prix ever
[4th gen] though if it's anything like the last ones, it'll be in german commentary dubbed with bloody italian subtitles
[Lamsey] rofl
[4th gen] lol
[4th gen] if i had every grand prix ever televised on one hard drive, i'd shoot my load
[4th gen] someone might read it the wrong way
[4th gen] "wrong" = "any"
[Lamsey] [4th gen] do quote that
[Lamsey] ok
:rolleyes:
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[Lamsey] AAAAck
* Lamsey 's dog has farted
[Lamsey] DAMN but that smells BAD
[4th gen] shove a cork up it's ass
[4th gen] CORK
[4th gen] not cock
[4th gen] just incase
[4th gen] ;)
:lol:
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[Ad.] jsut got back from teh whore house
[Rocktron] what?
[Rocktron] back from a whore house?
[Rocktron] lol
[Ad.] ahh teh uni bar
[Ad.] its full of whores
[Ad.] literiotly
:D
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* HeavyMetalParkingLot must stop the drinking.........
* Rocktron too
* Rocktron starts after the vacation
[Rocktron] lol
[Rocktron] together with you and Funky Capricorn
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] :-P
* Rocktron gets another beer
[Rocktron] dinner after that and to the beach.. will be fun
[Rocktron] correction..; should be fun
[Rocktron] me anglish is better geting all teh time
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] lol
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] y mi engrish is getting worse
[Rocktron] hehe
[Rocktron] but your chinese is awesome i heard
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] y tu rockie?
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] lol
[Rocktron] hehehe
[Rocktron] ok
[Rocktron] i'm gone
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] have fun sir
[Rocktron] gonna make some dinner
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] don't ferget the protection
[Rocktron] thanks HMPL nice to see you again m8
[Rocktron] lol
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] use wd-40 and siran wrap
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] hehe
[Rocktron] she's wearing it
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] and you too sir
[Rocktron] well.. not wd-40 and siran wrap
[Nogimics] elooooooooo
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] lol
[Rocktron] but.. ah ffs... you know what i mean.
* Rocktron off
[Nogimics] fine be like that rocktron
[Nogimics] I arrive you leave :P
* Rocktron was here.. check the wall behind you
[Rocktron] in red paint
:smilie4:
HAHAAHA :lol:Quote:
[celerystalksme] i love cross eyed girls...u can go for the money shot and they wont see it cummin :)\
[Ad.] I have cum 12 times a day before its my record
[Ad.] cya slinger
[Ad.] but lets not talk about that
[Rocktron] hahaha
[Ad.] I shoudl try to break taht record one day though
[Rocktron] 12 times wow
[Rocktron] 30 seconds was my record
[Ad.] wtf?
[Ad.] lol
[Ad.] I haev not counted in terms of time
[Ad.] i loose concentration otherwise
[Rocktron] i did when i was young
[Rocktron] had to try it
[Rocktron] lol
[Ad.] funyn thing is if you have nto mastabated in say a week
[Rocktron] I will never break the American Pie thing
[Ad.] the next tiem you do it loads of cum comes out adn feel 29343 tiems better
[Rocktron] that's... so sad
[Rocktron] [Rocktron] I will never break the American Pie thing <--------------- that's so sad i mean
[Ad.] hmm shoudl thsi convo go in teh quoptes post
[Ad.] k here it comes
:lol:
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[Ad.] ggod bad adism in that convo
[Rocktron] very good adism in that one
[Rocktron] you should be proud!
[Rocktron] this seems to be a good day
[Ad.] god I never relised how hard it is to read back on my own typoing
[Rocktron] well typoing does that to a man
[Ad.] lmao
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[imagine 1] yo whats up
[Amalthea] hello (:
[imagine 1] what kind of music you have?
[chris_HFC] u all klf fanz?
[Lamsey] lol, the noobs are out in force today
[chris_HFC] wat?
[chris_HFC] ur a noon
[chris_HFC] *noob
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
[Lamsey] lol, the noobs are out in force today
[chris_HFC] wat?
[chris_HFC] ur a noon
[Summerlinda] Cel how do i change the collums?
[celerystalksme] thats a nice site ;)
[Summerlinda] I want artist first, not song names
[celerystalksme] just a sex
[celerystalksme] sec
[celerystalksme] *bad typo*
[Ad.] hah
[Ad.] rotfl
[Summerlinda] Hes looking at porn sites
[Ad.] i thought he said that i purpuse
[Ad.] ok this is goign in teh covo thread
10 minutes later:
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[Ad.] well have not had a jack off yet today
[Summerlinda] I asked:
[Summerlinda] What shall WE do
[Summerlinda] You jacking off is just you doing something....
[Ad.] hmmm
[Ad.] you coudl watch
:lol:
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[Mad Cat] meep meep
[WeeMouse] eek eek
[Lamsey] hmmm... mad cat appears to have turned into a road runner
* Lamsey goes to ACME.com and buys a big elastic-powered man-sized catapult
* Lamsey dons silly helmet and launches himself at Mad Cat
* Lamsey misses and falls down a cliff
* Lamsey makes the customary cloud of dust as he hits the bottom
[CAce] OI!!
[CAce] The Road Runner thing was between you and me, Liam lad :P
[Lamsey] oh
* WeeMouse hugs her liam
[Lamsey] who was who
* CAce grabs Lamsey's coyote costume and kicks Liam away
[Lamsey] ah
[CAce] I was the coyote, you were the road runner
* Lamsey meep meep
* CAce chases Lamsey
* Lamsey (sound like lips being smacked over a bottle rim)
* Lamsey disappears in a cloud of dust
[CAce] Cue sign - "Fastus Dinnus"
* CAce screeches after Lamsey
[CAce] Cue sign - "veritas hungrius"
* Lamsey appears from behind CAce and flattens him
* Lamsey meep mepp
[Lamsey] *meep
* CAce lifts off the boulder
* Lamsey dashes off
* CAce goes to ACME.com and gets some tripwires to set up in the road in the canyon
* CAce sniggers as they are attached to TNT and hides
* Lamsey rushes past and doesn't set any of them off
* CAce looks at the tripwires and scratches his head
* CAce touches one of the tripwires slightly...
[CAce] BOOM!
* Lamsey dashes back on screen
* Lamsey meep meep
[Lamsey] (sound like lips being smacked over a bottle rim)
* Lamsey dashes off
* CAce taps fingers
* CAce gets air glider and waits for Road Lamsey to come past
* Lamsey zooms past
* CAce jumps off cliff and glides after Road Lamsey
* CAce goes towards Lamsey...and straight past him, into the other cliff
* Lamsey stops at edge of cliff
* Lamsey looks at CAce
* CAce drops into river below
* Lamsey looks down
* Lamsey meep meep!
* Lamsey dashes off
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] even in the big sity
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] *city
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] damn ketboard!
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] I blame it
[3rd gen noob] lol
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] *key
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] ha ha ha
[-Slinger-] lol
* FuNkY CaPrIcOrN slaps self
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[3rd gen noob] it makes my cock grow knowing that i have the most files in the room...is that wrong? :P
:lol:
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*Rocktron : Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm a Schizophrenic and so am i .
:lol:
[Ad.] blah
[Ad.] whos peezyboy?
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] that is pee to you and me
[peerzyboy] they call me pee
:huh:
The n00bs in Teh r00mz:
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[TommyClub] hello
[Ad.] hi]
[TommyClub] can you please explain to me what do i do in these rooms?
[Ad.] well the rooms are for chatting like where doing now
[TommyClub] is it also for requesting for specific files?
[Ad.] not realy
[TommyClub] thank you very much
[Ad.] ok i was nice and short
[Ad.] FC you missed teh lube!
:ph34r:
Some parts from teh ritual:
... i did edit the name of the new user. :)Quote:
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] ok noobiliouces, line up fer yer filthy sanchezs here
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] lets get it over with
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] don't be so quiet, ya'll can speak up
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] otherwise, it's just gonna be rough on ya's
[-Slinger-] lol
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] no filthy sanchez for you mr. fake noob
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] got a special donkey punch with yer name on it
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] hehe
[NewUseronTehRoom] well i'm new...but what's filthy sanchezs? :)
* HeavyMetalParkingLot rubs his hands maniacly
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] hello NewUseronTehRoom, welcome to the world
[NewUseronTehRoom] mr. fake noob? ...but i'm a miss? :)
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] slinger is mr fake noob
[NewUseronTehRoom] hello HMPL :)
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] he likes to play the role games
[NewUseronTehRoom] oh right :) am slow on the uptake :)
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] as long as you take
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] *boo* *hiss* bad play on words
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] hehe
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] anyway, you must now assume the position so we can get the lubing underway
[NewUseronTehRoom] lubing? ...not sure i like the sound of this
* HeavyMetalParkingLot comforts NewUseronTehRoom and let's her know that we must all undergo this ritual upon entering.....
* HeavyMetalParkingLot also lets her know, that if she promises to get rid of those wma's and incomplete albums, things will go much easier on her
Scary, eh?
:ph34r:
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[james_bond_rulez] is ur hole...
[james_bond_rulez] still drippy?
[RealitY] nah no chili lately
[RealitY] just moist now
[james_bond_rulez] k
[RealitY] smell...
[james_bond_rulez] lol
[RealitY] toss some salad if ya like
[RealitY] :D
[james_bond_rulez] i am used to it
[RealitY] to what??
[james_bond_rulez] i am used to crap
[james_bond_rulez] so it's ok
[RealitY] :o
wut bs.... <_<Quote:
Originally posted by REALITY@4 April 2004 - 12:33
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[james_bond_rulez] is ur hole...
[james_bond_rulez] still drippy?
[RealitY] nah no chili lately
[RealitY] just moist now
[james_bond_rulez] k
[RealitY] smell...
[james_bond_rulez] lol
[RealitY] toss some salad if ya like
[RealitY] :D
[james_bond_rulez] i am used to it
[RealitY] to what??
[james_bond_rulez] i am used to crap
[james_bond_rulez] so it's ok
[RealitY] :o
:lol:Quote:
[-GS-] double quote?
[james_bond_rulez] huh?
[-GS-] you guys quoted each other, right?
[-GS-] c'mon, you can tell Uncle Slinger...
[james_bond_rulez] no comments...
[-GS-] you guys gay or what?
[james_bond_rulez] lol
[-GS-] :P
[james_bond_rulez] no i am not gay
[james_bond_rulez] it's just something i say
[james_bond_rulez] i dont mean it
[-GS-] well, i had to ask
[james_bond_rulez] we just say it for ufn
[james_bond_rulez] fun
[james_bond_rulez] although i am not sure about reality...
[-GS-] LOL
ok guys i am not gay, this is the story behind all the buzz
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[RealitY] I fked u this morning :)
[RealitY] u did this...
[RealitY] ;p
[james_bond_rulez] omg u tard
[RealitY] rofl
[RealitY] me = :P u =;p
[james_bond_rulez] eww
[RealitY] :P -->>;p
[james_bond_rulez] what the hell does that mean?
[RealitY] say ouch!!!!!!!!!!
[james_bond_rulez] no..
[RealitY] thats me fkin u'
[RealitY] :P -->>;p
[james_bond_rulez] fk off
[RealitY] yowwy
[RealitY] yiha
[RealitY] [james_bond_rulez] fk off -- almost done hang on :)
[james_bond_rulez] omg
[RealitY] u luv this shit eh...
[james_bond_rulez] are you gay dood
[james_bond_rulez] seriously
[RealitY] n u luv it if I was
[RealitY] stfu
[RealitY] <_<
[james_bond_rulez] o shut ur hole
[RealitY] nah busy fkin urs
[RealitY] doh'
[james_bond_rulez] omg u fuking gay
[RealitY] k thats enough
[RealitY] well...
[RealitY] nvm
[RealitY] fag
Well now isn't that interesting...
:huh: :huh: