Crimebrother: How They Leave, You Decide

I/we need some suggestions of what to do when they come back tonight....

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So far, were thinking of having the Monty Python theme blast out as they get to
the gate - accompanied by flashing spotlights and battle field sounds fx...

If I could get there on time i'd get some more paint balls, we've got 2 guns but no
ammo.

I don't know how much I can electrocute them before they die, this is troubling me
if anyone has any idea?

:smilie4:

hand the evidense into the police :smilie4:





or chop em into messes :01:
http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/ga...ngon-knife.jpg

Jump out and say,"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You stole my bike: prepare to die."

Right i'll get a microphone sorted then, I have a colour camera now too!!!

Get me :01:

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forgot to point out your pet on the right hand side

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Originally posted by GepperRankins@22 June 2004 - 21:27
forgot to point out your pet on the right hand side

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What you mean thing from the addams family. :o

i think :unsure:


its not quite as technological as bens but hopefully this rollin out from under the tarpaulin will freak them out :01:
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n/m

shn, what was your post :unsure:

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Originally posted by benxuk@22 June 2004 - 23:16
shn, what was your post :unsure:

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She said:

"I stole your bike, now I'm coming for your cameras." :ph34r:

:lol: :01:

Aww man I hate how all the good shows come outta the UK first..
I have to wait for Crimebrothers Canada before I can play...

Seriously though that actually looks kind of fun, I wish I could get in on it. Its like Home Alone WITHOUT that little Culkin freak, AND you get to spring the little traps yourself! HOW COOL IS THAT?

P.S. I strongly recommend you go out and get those paintballs....

Argos sadly has no 24hr stores :sadwalk:

And i've recently had word a local smackhead has been released and spotted
in the area...

:01: Let the good times roll! (© Kawasaki, or was it Rizla...)

south trip wire set. SIR
http://www.emotioneric.com/sarcresp.jpg

Oi! Bitches - we want ideas :01:

if they're stealing stuff from you then hand the tapes into the ploice, chances are they've done it before with other people, they might even get put away in a cell and get teh man lurve :smilie4:

:lol: I dunno about you but this is England, things like that don't happen here...

They'll 4 hours community service, :angry:

UPDATE: There is 3 of them :(

Best shot so far!

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This is a good one:

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Think of the most disturbing thing you could do to your victim! Imagine the reaction you would get from them.

Play this incident over in your mind a few times.

Then: DO NOT DO IT!

Now, here is the fun part: DO NOT TELL ANYBODY THAT YOU HAVE NOT DONE IT!

It will forever remain your secret and even your victim will not know what you didn’t do.

OK, so it requires intelligence and imagination for this one to work. But it does work.

Right now, I’m thinking about the time I didn’t tie my victim up, remove his skin with a blunt file, lightly swab his twitching body with salt and acid, before introducing him to Scotty "McTenInch" McScott, the most violent homosexual in europe, who didn’t bugger him for 17 hours straight with a red hot poker followed by #*@!ting in his mouth.

The fact that I never did this AND more importantly the fact that nobody knows amuses me severely.

YES I AM INSANE YES I AM SICK. FTW you do about it?

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Mr Scott sounds useful, did you see my feeble first draft?

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Originally posted by benxuk@23 June 2004 - 12:35
Mr Scott sounds useful, did you see my feeble first draft?

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Nice. :lol:

I should point out that I stole my piece up there...hence the quote box.

UPDATE: Herion addict sighted!

I've not seen this guy for a while, so either he's still a smackhead or something
else has happened, i'll name him if it turns out (likely) he is involved... my mate
hit him round the head with a Calor Gas can once, t'was fun yesh!

:ph34r: :01:

Are these images from outside your home?

Open Kazaa, download a copy of the 'Anarchists Cookbook' and get to work!!! :ph34r:

wht do they actually do? do they steal stuff or just go into ur garden? :huh:

theyre planning to nick my sister's bike. thas why its, now been replaced with an ironing board :01:

Put strong contact adhesive on stuff they may touch, ie the bikes handlebar grips, seat and pedals. You may lose the bike but it'd be worth it :lol:

i have a plan. we have a long chain.

i pput it on the "seat" hanging over the empty biscuit tin, but also attach a string to the chain that goes round the yard to the gate.

then when thhe tarpaulin iis disturbed the chain falls, beeing loud and annoying as fook. the weight pulls the string creating a trip-wire. burglar shits himself and runs for the gate without thinking, trips up and breaks his face. then me and be beat the other two with sticks :01:

Have you set the chain thing up Dave?

note: Trials have proven its noisy as hell!

TODO:
1 ) IR lamp
2 ) Audio alert

Theres a colour camera setup, works well with IR but I need the lamp setting up 1st.

They stole Dave's SR125 for those not yet aware...

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how are your bikes secured?

perhaps you should build a shed or something

hope they dont come round here we got a CRB400 in the yard

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Originally posted by brenda@23 June 2004 - 23:52
how are your bikes secured?

perhaps you should build a shed or something

hope they dont come round here we got a CRB400 in the yard

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the bikes in the house. iits an irroning bard in teh yard :01:

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how are your bikes secured?

perhaps you should build a shed or something

hope they dont come round here we got a CRB400 in the yard

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the bikes in the house. iits an irroning bard in teh yard :01: [/b][/quote]
irroning bard

:lol:

lmao

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Originally posted by GepperRankins@23 June 2004 - 23:54
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@23 June 2004 - 23:52
how are your bikes secured?

perhaps you should build a shed or something

hope they dont come round here we got a CRB400 in the yard

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the bikes in the house. iits an irroning bard in teh yard :01:

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irroning bard

:lol:

lmao [/b][/quote]
with a petra can, a skateboard and a spade taped on to look like handlebars and the seat :01:



edit: oh i see. you were taking the piss <_< :angry:

taking the piss in a nice gentle kinda way :D

well, in that case i take back my wish that they steal your crb400

UPDATE:

They came back at 1:52:13 (to be precise) :smilie4:

I&#39;ll put some pictures up when i get this media player shite sorted...

UPDATE: They came back&#33; Again&#33; 3 yes... 3 of them&#33;

I&#39;m shaking right now, along with GepperRankins (who pwns all)

I&#39;ll post full story (my version & GR&#39;s) along with video and stills...

Also i&#39;m thinking of making a movie, producers and casting agents pm me&#33;

A slightly :x benxuk EOT

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its a pity the camcorder in thhe kitchen ran out off tape and batteries.


i&#39;d love to see their expressions when they realised that they were trying to nick this :lol: :lol:

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What ever happened with this?? :huh:

Dave&#39;s prepared a little (aweful quality) video of the chase&#33;

w00t - get some

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Originally posted by benxuk@25 June 2004 - 16:19
Dave&#39;s prepared a little (aweful quality) video of the chase&#33;

w00t - get some

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That&#39;s not that bad quality...

Did you catch up with them then?