Have the clocks gone back?
Or am I going nuts? :huh:
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Have the clocks gone back?
Or am I going nuts? :huh:
jessica simpson?
What?
She's put only some of my time pieces back an hour?
Dirty wench. :dry:
They went back at 2am :D
Damn fecking clock changing is a pain in the arus :dry:
Jonno :cool:
Aha....good show Dan. :D
So I don't have to be at work til even later. :01:
And could have had an hour longer in bed...
I did that anyway. :whistling
And I been sat here moaning about BBC1 waiting for eastenders to start cos it's running late and just realised it's not on for another hour, I need to change my wall clock :frusty:
Jonno :cool:
Hehe, fool. :D
:unsure:
I love livin in the sunshine state in Australia...we don't have daylight savings...cause most of us are too drunk to change clocks :)
Shup you, you's just as fooly as me, neither of us really know wtf is going on half the time :lol:
the reason it's now hitting you is cos you're about to turn old like me :01: :P
Jonno :cool:
I thought it was because most Australians can't tell the time :huh:
Can't argue there. :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
I can't wait to be old.
I decided years ago I was gonna die at 27, like all me hero's. :01: :unsure:
Nope because every state but Queensland has daylight savings time *i think*...i dunno...me is a drunk qlder so me is complete stupid :DQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Oi!! :angry: we ain't having talk like that, do it again and I'll release your secret ltp :shifty:
And you gotta be talking about da man Jimmy James :01:
Jonno :cool:
27 is old!!! :ohmy:Quote:
Originally Posted by lilmiss
*looks for something suitably painfully to trounce lilmiss with*
I think she means that she stops ageing at 27, like all ladies. ;)
My what? :blink: :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
And no, it's not that old, Biggles.
But it's old enough for me.
Haha, Rf, I haven't aged since I was about 18.
Ahhh!! I see. :1eye:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rat Faced
No, you don't. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
:rolleyes: Honey, red shirt, dear ol' dad :PQuote:
Originally Posted by lilmiss
Jonno :cool:
Time for a sharp exit. :ermm:
LMAO!! :lol:
Awww s'ok, you know I would'nt tell ;)
You's gave that to me to use when you were being silly :D
Jonno :cool:
Phew. :ermm:
Close call there.
But I'm not being silly. :blink:
Yet.
I think you may be right. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by lilmiss
:dry: It is probably because I am old! :dry:
I'm happy it changed :D
been waiting for it cause i wake up and it's so dark out and i can't get up. Now i can cause it will be bright. :D
Yes you were :P Talking bout 'orrible fings :(Quote:
Originally Posted by lilmiss
Jonno :cool:
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Originally Posted by Biggles
Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Jason Thirsk, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Al Wilson, Les Harvey, Brian Jones, Johnny Kidd, Jimmy McCulloch and Ron Mckernan all died at 27. :01:
:whistling
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Originally Posted by lilmiss
Tis a tricky age. Quite how I survived I am not sure. :)
Note: Nick Drake only made it to 26 but he was always ahead of the game.
Still not entirely convinced re: the age bit though! :dry:
:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I wish I was lying.
I'm off to write a poem for someones birthday tomorrow.
What rhymes with castration? :shifty:
Laceration :01:
Kind of a synonym too, if you think about it :pain:
Rather horribly, masturbation sprung to mind.
:blink:
That'll do it, tanks Manker. :D
Any other similar words will help.
Carnage, malevolent, scurrilious, chloroform, delusion, effeminate, and "jumping up and down on your nut sack", shall also be added. :whistling
You're doing it all wrong. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
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Originally Posted by lilmiss
:( Not the sugar tongs then? Hey Ho! - back to the drawing board. :frusty:
Ouch. :ermm:
I've finished my poem, but I'm having trouble with one word.
I need an offensive word, that rhymes with "swine". :helpsmili
Whine?
Good one, but it doesn't fit the sentance. :01:
"Theres not much else to say,
But, happy birthday you f*cking.....?"
:D