I lost at poker

:crying:

At one point, I was £70 odd up.
But by 6:30am, I was £8 down.

Not too bad, I guess, and theres always next week. :shifty:
I will remember not to drink too much spirits then. :ermm:

Next time, try cheating.

That's actually more a challenge as it can be tricky to pull off.

Next time I'm taking my pokey stick. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...pokeystick.gif

:shifty:


There was £180 in the pot last night.

High rolling weemissie, cool.

It's gonna be an even bigger pot next weekend, so I gotta practise.


Or sneak in an extra pack of cards. :shifty:

Go with option number too, 'cos it's cool.


And then when they find you out you can beat them with the stick.

Good plan.

I need an excuse to hit those sneaky Hungarian's with a plank of wood.
Although, they are all bigger than me.




S'pose I'd better start getting ready for work. :crying:

Also bring a brick inna sock then.

:crying:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

:crying:

At one point, I was £70 odd up.
But by 6:30am, I was £8 down.

Not too bad, I guess, and theres always next week. :shifty:
I will remember not to drink too much spirits then. :ermm:

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If you're not very good at poker i'll play strip poker with you ;)

But no cheating :shifty:

Think I'd prefer to give you the money to keep your clothes on.



Brick in a sock.
Now there's an idea I can put into practise. :shifty:

I haven't played strip poker since school.

I recall a Latin class when we were left to our own devices for a period on the last day of term. Two of the sweetest girls in the class agreed to play strip poker with a friend and myself. :devil:

Mostly not the happiest days of my life - but for such memories I could make an exception.

Lilmiss is a card sharp? :huh:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Lilmiss is a card sharp? :huh:

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:huh:

I'm a only a beginner.
I was lucky with the aces last night.
Just lasted forever, we started playing at about 10pm.


Remind me never to play agains't you. :ermm:

:D

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Think I'd prefer to give you the money to keep your clothes on.



Brick in a sock.
Now there's an idea I can put into practise. :shifty:

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Plz do. :)

Gotta eat now.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

:huh:

I'm a only a beginner.
I was lucky with the aces last night.
Just lasted forever, we started playing at about 10pm.


Remind me never to play agains't you. :ermm:

:D

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Oh I know nothing about cards really. I expect you would win easily. :whistling

:w00t: :ermm: :w00t:


In that case, do you wanna come to a poker night next weekend? :D

You get the brick, I'll bring the sock. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

:w00t: :ermm: :w00t:


In that case, do you wanna come to a poker night next weekend? :D

You get the brick, I'll bring the sock. :shifty:

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Get one of those long rainbow stripey socks - bricky doom is more palatable if the sock is cheerful.


Although on second thoughts, playing strip poker with a load of hairy Hungarians doeasn't appeal much. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Although on second thoughts, playing strip poker with a load of hairy Hungarians doeasn't appeal much.

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I'm not Hungarian.
I'm not really that hairy either. :unsure:


I do smell like a whore's armpit though, so I'm off for a bath. :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

I'm not Hungarian.
I'm not really that hairy either. :unsure:


I do smell like a whore's armpit though, so I'm off for a bath. :ermm:

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I am not familiar with that particular parfum - but it does sound distinctly iffy. (if not whiffy)

Enjoy your bath - they are lovesome things but exceedingly hard to get out of (I am always tempted to turn the hot tap on and heat them up so I can stay in longer). I was aware of your non-Hungarian status. :P

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Originally Posted by Biggles

I am not familiar with that particular parfum

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Me neither. :ph34r:


I gotta leave for work in an hour, so I won't be loafing for long. :crying:

I hope those with nothing better to do than go to the pub on Boxing Day are full of the Christmas spirit and are generous with their drinks for the barmaid. :)

Me too, only made £5 in tips on xmas eve. :dry:

There's an Irish rock band playing in there tonight.
Should be fun.....but hard work.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Me too, only made £5 in tips on xmas eve. :dry:

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:ohmy:

The tight gits!! - also I think that breaches Scottish copyright or something. :huh:


Or were you still spitting in pints? :dry:

Haven't spat in anyones pint......yet.


I did drop my sage and onion stuffing in my cousins lemonade yesterday, though. :D :01:
(Just before the bench we were sitting on collapsed...in front of the whole family. All 14 of 'em pished themselves laughing. It hurt. :crying: )

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Haven't spat in anyones pint......yet.


I did drop my sage and onion stuffing in my cousins lemonade yesterday, though. :D :01:
(Just before the bench we were sitting on collapsed...in front of the whole family. All 14 of 'em pished themselves laughing. It hurt. :crying: )

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:lol:

See! Santa knows when you are being naughty.

could have been worse i guess :lol:

I nearly got glassed twice, by trying to split up a fight.
There was beer and blood and puke all over the place.
I slipped on beer, and fell on my ass.
The bottle opener broke as I used it, and made the beer spit at my specs and face.




But...............what a feckin' night.
It :rawked: !!!!!!!!!! :w00t:

Sounds like fun :lol:

It was. :w00t:
They did all the classic Irish folk song, the ones that Murphys have also stolen, and they did them so feckin' well. I lurve 'em. :wub:


But your all boring me, so I'm going to do something intresting. :shifty:


:D

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But your all boring me, so I'm going to do something intresting.

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meh :dry:

I lost 6 bucks in poker tonight

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Think I'd prefer to give you the money to keep your clothes on.
Brick in a sock.
Now there's an idea I can put into practise. :shifty:

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You have a weird fetish, a brick in a sock is no substitute for the real thing :no:

Oh, thats not what I've heard. :whistling

I never knew you were a card shark lilmiss...What kind of poker do you play?
I play alot of no limit Texas Hold'em on the weekends, Have you played this type of poker before?

We'll have to play each other sometime...Hers a few tips first ;)...Pokertips.org

This is where you can find me if you want to play?...:)...

Party Poker.com

Peace bd

Hiya BD, hope you had a fun xmas.

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Texas Hold'em

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Yeah, that's the one we were playing.
Nice and simple, just like me. :D


I have the worst poker face ever though.
I giggle alot when I get good cards. :frusty:

:lol: thats not too good.

I am guessing the vodka doesn't help too much there either :unsure:

I don't need excess alcohol to make me look like a prick.
But it helps. :01:


I shall be indulging in a few Mudshakes after work tonight.
Be warned. :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

I don't need excess alcohol to make me look like a prick.
But it helps. :01:

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Thats a little harsh on yourself :unsure:


Warning taken and duly noted, although make sure you hide Watership Down in case you get compelled to watch it again :no:

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Originally Posted by DanB

Thats a little harsh on yourself

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Not really.
I'm thinking of going into hiding at New Year....just in case. :unsure:


I shall lock Watership Down away with my husk hat and microphone. :whistling

Locking everything you could potentially make a dick of yourself later with :lol:

Guess I'd better put the p.c away now then. :ph34r: