If you could have a "SUPER"power what would it be?

Mine would be...
to be able to Pause, Fast-Forward, Rewind, Slow-Mo time...
it would be mad because if u fucked somthing up u could go back and fix it... :)

beat that... :naughty:

mine would be to be able to light fires by eating macaroni

hahaha... WTF

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Originally Posted by Djtima

Mine would be...
to be able to Pause, Fast-Forward, Rewind, Slow-Mo time...
it would be mad because if u fucked somthing up u could go back and fix it... :)

beat that... :naughty:

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I have all those powers!!!! :01:

With some magic potions, that is........... :naughty:

Like Salvia.......... :naughty:

(it's a herb and it's legal!!! :w00t: )

Does a mean rewind....... :wacko:



Yogi


[disclaimer: Drugs can seriously fuck you up!!!!]

so explain what this " SALIVIA " does?

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Originally Posted by Djtima

Mine would be...
to be able to Pause, Fast-Forward, Rewind, Slow-Mo time...
it would be mad because if u fucked somthing up u could go back and fix it... :)

beat that... :naughty:

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Yeah, on first thought I'd wanna be Sabrina the Teenage Witch too ... but then I'd probably sit around feeling my tits all day and get nowt done.

I watched T2 last night, it's fresh in my mind so this won't require much thought - I want to have a liquid metal body that morphs into cool stuff; like chequered floors, housewives and that.

mind control :01:

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Originally Posted by Djtima

so explain what this " SALIVIA " does?

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Saliva contains an enzyme called lysozyme which kills bacteria.

i would be called....

Always ' Farts ' Man

oh man I'd want the power to control time and space, that way ANYTHING, repeat, ANY-FUCKING-THING could be manipulated by yours truly :D

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

Saliva contains an enzyme called lysozyme which kills bacteria.

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thats all fine and good but how is that super or powerfull?
if i wanted somthing to kill bacteria i'd drink demestos
http://shop-p01.rossmann.de/p_images/03/48/76/03.jpg
it also kills bacteria... :mellow:

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Originally Posted by manker

Yeah, on first thought I'd wanna be Sabrina the Teenage Witch too ... but then I'd probably sit around feeling my tits all day and get nowt done.

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For some reason I no longer fancy Sabrina... :(

yeah... shes kinda chubby for my likeing...

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

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Originally Posted by manker

Yeah, on first thought I'd wanna be Sabrina the Teenage Witch too ... but then I'd probably sit around feeling my tits all day and get nowt done.

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For some reason I no longer fancy Sabrina... :(

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You're lucky, you sit around feeling your tits all day and get nowt done without the necessity of a superpower :(

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Originally Posted by Djtima

so explain what this " SALVIA " does?

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I thought i supplied a link........... :blink:


On torrentbox you can download 4 short movies by a certain Jim,

filming his experiences with it.(In Movies-Adventures)

Also to be found on:

Salvia Movies

and:
A guide for Salvia.



Yogi

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Originally Posted by manker

You're lucky, you sit around feeling your tits all day

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Yeah, that's pretty much my day as well.

it seems that salvia is some kind of super drug...
i can't image what would happen if this stuff got out...
and what are the side-effects?

Since Djtima and manker already have taken the ones I wanted, I'll have to find my own.
Something like the ability to teleport everywhere I want.
Without the noise and sulfur stench the diablo guy from the X-men emits whenever he uses his ability, cause I can already make noise, cause stench and disappear quickly. :dry:

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Originally Posted by Djtima

it seems that salvia is some kind of super drug...
i can't image what would happen if this stuff got out...
and what are the side-effects?

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Side-effects :fear: :shutup:

lol... nice manker

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Something like the ability to teleport everywhere.

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yeah thats not too bad... you could steal shit heaps easy with somthin like that

marraccaaasss

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Originally Posted by manker

Side-effects :fear: :shutup:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:


Didn't know it lasted that long; last time i did salvia was three years ago.... :lol:



Yogi

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Originally Posted by djtima

yeah thats not too bad... you could steal shit heaps easy with somthin like that

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A heap of what :huh:

I think I'd prefer to use my teleporting ability to scare old people.

What did Manker say there? Someone tell me. My tele(pathetic) told me he typed something wrong. :ph34r:

It's working :naughty:

super fart.

Manker! Take a look at the 'Post a Poll' section. Posted at 7.55 a.m. this morning. Is that eerie or not? :ph34r:

My super power is simply...

I can't be harmed.

Good thread btw.

I don't look there since posts stopped counting :snooty:

Tho' I will make an exception, in this special case.

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Originally Posted by bigboab

Manker! Take a look at the 'Post a Poll' section. Posted at 7.55 a.m. this morning. Is that eerie or not? :ph34r:

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:lol: :D

It was all SnnY's idea :unsure:

I would be a stretchy person - i would be able to do funky dancing !! :w00t:

hey thats nice gemby

my power would be to spawn a rubber jonny
coz i never have one when i need one

I wish I could do household chores by staring at them.
I also wish I could kill that fecking fly, it broke a kitchen tile off the wall earlier. :dry:

well, it was mostly his fault. :ermm:

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Originally Posted by manker

:lol: :D

It was all SnnY's idea :unsure:

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Whu' :blink:
Gonna' have to look now. :dry:



Should I take him off block and start flaming him again then, boab, 'cos that's the only other option.
He asked for it when he wouldn't leave me alone.

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Originally Posted by SnnY

Whu' :blink:
Gonna' have to look now. :dry:



Should I take him off block and start flaming him again then, boab, 'cos that's the only other option.
He asked for it when he wouldn't leave me alone.

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Yes, I think so. I have taken everyone off ignore. With my telepahic powers it was a waste of time. Plus Manker makes me feel intellectually superior. He always reminds me of that classic book 'How Green Was My Valet Valley'. :lol:

Well has probably been said already , but would have to be x-ray vision ! I'm such an old perv. :naughty: Ok not so much of the old then. :)

I would like to be a shape shifter

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Originally Posted by bigboab

Yes, I think so. I have taken everyone off ignore. With my telepahic powers it was a waste of time. Plus Manker makes me feel intellectually superior. He always reminds me of that classic book 'How Green Was My Valet Valley'. :lol:

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Sorry, I won't take someone off block and risk having them start sending me pms again, and nor do I want to read stuff that gets posted in my threads just to irritate me.