have you ever been so furious you can't wee? :unsure:
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have you ever been so furious you can't wee? :unsure:
Yeah. I was hacked off when that happened.
:ooermissus:Quote:
Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420
have you ever been so mad you've broken into the other guys house and wee'd in his mouth when he was sleeping? :unsure:
Yeah. He was pretty choked up about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
That would depend, who is "....the other guy...." of which you speak.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Heard about the fly on the toilet rim? He got pissed off.
I've been too fucked to wee before but not angry
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
:lol: :lol:
take that as a yes then :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}
is that why sometimes i wake up coughing :huh:
I don`t think thats normal wee, maybe that`s sex wee. :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
mr mulder ? :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
Yes, like right now. Dont ask.
no,but when u get to my age you feel like you want to pee,but when you get there it just won't come..now that's frustrating :frusty: and can be embarrasing :blushing:
What?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheCanuk
Don't ask, don't tell :naughty:
Ok.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheCanuk
:frusty: I'm pissed off right now.
It's school holidays and I only have one kid with me so have been getting to sleep in. Not only did their dad wake me up, he woke me up to tell me no fecking child support this fortnight.
:mad3: I was supposed to go to Ladies night (strippers at footy club) and pub before and after now looks like I'm stuck here yet again :dry:
Oh no, that's not good chicky. :cry:
If it makes you feel better at all, I can't go to the Guilfest this weekend.
I don't think I've ever been to angry to pee, but shall keep you informed.
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Gutted.Quote:
Originally Posted by teh miss
Are you eating him whole or will you dismember our French friend before devouring him :unsure:
You don't like us anymore? :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
I thought Guilfest was on 15, 16 and 17th July... :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
edit: manker, there's more than enough for two... :naughty:
:dry: Nope doesn't make me feel better. Why can't you go? That sucks big time.
:blink: I can go if I don't pay my rent, not sure if I'm game tho. I hardly ever get out and it'd be good. Me mates wearing a straight jacket and bondage pants and had planned to dress me up (feck knows in what :lol:)
:D Good to see ya tho misspokeystickey
:ohmy: That's a bit personal isn't it Mankerina?
Yeah, that's it, just ignore me. I'll be sitting in the corner... :cry1:Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
Yeah it is, my bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
Can't go cos I don't have the transport or cash.
And I've just put the car into a garage to be fixed, so I shall be selling her in the next few weeks. :cry: :heartbroken:
Manker :fist:
(tanks for teh music, btw. haven't listened to it yet though.)
I think you should strap the cash off one of your mates. However, I have heard stories of the women at these stripper things.Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
They get a bit lairy. Much worse than the men, who just sit there hoping that they don't get dragged onto the stage and humiliated :pinch:
Told you before, local mini enthusiasts are the way to go. If you really have to sell her, at least she'll be properly cared for..Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
:hug: Awwwwww would I do such a thing?Quote:
Yeah, that's it, just ignore me. I'll be sitting in the corner... :cry1:
:rolleyes: You're just too quick for me :P
:dry: I may do that Manky, tho I ain't putting pics up in here before you even demand :snooty:
:( Sorry bout your car Missy, can you not carjack Mr Bean's?
'k.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheCanuk
You're not the first one to say this. :blushing:Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
:D I wasn't complaining tho :whistling
:shrug: Then again, I'm easily pleased....... just got 10,970 on yahoo Diamond Mine
and I've decided feck the rent, I'm oota here tonight :01:
When 17, I crashed my new (old) car that had been bought for me the previous week, my parents must have saved for ages. Completely written off, it was.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
When the policeman arrived he noticed me sat on the side of the road with my head in my hands, obviously distraught, and said "Son, don't feel bad - no-one was hurt and at the end of the day, a car is only nuts and bolts"
I replied "I know, but I've only got 3rd party and my Dad is going to fucking kill me."
Moral of the story - well, I duno :ermm:
:lol: That's classic Manker :wub:
Enjoy yerself. And bring plenty of change for the strippers. :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
:D Thanks Guill, I shall do.
:flowers: If yer real nice (and providing it can be done) I might even pm ya a pic.
I don't think they take coins.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
Maybe a credit card though. :pinch:
Not one of the strippers, I hope.
Ans I'm alway nice to the ladies. Cos they've got powers...
Not helping. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
I thought me oldies would kill me when some eejit ran into the back of me, writing the car off. I miss that car. Automatic Ford Orion 1.6 Ghia. :wub:
Have fun Gee, get sloshed and do us all proud. :01:
I'm gonna be on a float, in the street carnival soon.
Dreading getting pelted with rotting fruit, n stuff.
I've seen a stripper take coins - and the fecking glass we collected them in.Quote:
Originally Posted by lynx
She did similar tricks with pool cues too.
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Originally Posted by Guillaume
:swoon: :wub:
:D Keep the float for your new ve-hi-cle Missy
;) And I want pics of you and the rotten fruit.