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You got it Kab.Quote:
Originally posted by kAb@22 April 2003 - 20:36
Look in the mirror, you saw what you saw, take the saw, cut the table in two halves. the two halves make a whole. go through the hole to get out. :)
You ever been to Virginia?
;)
Thats where I was 7 years ago when I heard it.
You got it Kab.Quote:
Originally posted by ne1GotZardoz+22 April 2003 - 17:39--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ne1GotZardoz @ 22 April 2003 - 17:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--kAb@22 April 2003 - 20:36
Look in the mirror, you saw what you saw, take the saw, cut the table in two halves. the two halves make a whole. go through the hole to get out. :)
You ever been to Virginia?
;)
Thats where I was 7 years ago when I heard it. [/b][/quote]
nope. its a real common one though ;)
"words" ending gry
like a word ending in g, a word ending in r and a word ending in y?
because i was quite confident ;)Quote:
Originally posted by kAb+23 April 2003 - 01:01--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kAb @ 23 April 2003 - 01:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by -JmiF@22 April 2003 - 15:55
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@22 April 2003 - 15:44
A man stops his car outside of a hotel and suddenly realises he is bankrupt. Discuss.
he's playing monopoly :D
Yes, you said it in a confident manner.
->
The Thompson triplets were sitting around watching television.
The reception was so bad that they decided
to throw away their TV and go buy a new one.
They checked their wallets and found that they only had $10 each.
So they took their $30 to a second hand store.
They met a salesman who told them he had a TV for sale for $30.
So they gave him $30 and took the TV.
However, when the salesman went in the back of the store
he realized that the price was supposed to be $25.
So he ran back outside to give them their $5 back.
But when he realized they had each paid $10
he didn't want to make it confusing so he only gave them $1 back each
and he kept the other two dollars for himself.
OK, let's recap. They paid $10 each which is $30 total.
The salesman gave them back $1 each and he kept $2 for himself.
So they actually spent $10 each minus $1 each.
Which means they spent $9 each.
9 X 3 = $27,
The salesman kept $2.
That's a total of $29.
Where's the other dollar? [/b][/quote]
it doesn't exist
Ignore the stuff about "gry" and read the statement carefully about the THIRD word. ;) [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Duo+22 April 2003 - 20:37--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Duo @ 22 April 2003 - 20:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--pyromonkey@22 April 2003 - 17:48
actually i still dont understand it!!! :'(
Ahhh...(slapping self on forehead).
There are only three words in "the English language".
So the third one IS language.
I feel like an idiot. :)
No, ignore everything about "gry" because that's there to throw you off...Quote:
Originally posted by amphoteric88@22 April 2003 - 18:41
"words" ending gry
like a word ending in g, a word ending in r and a word ending in y?
:sigh: That's the only riddle I know the answer to :lol: :P
2 easy
A man rides into town on Friday, stays 3 days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse (or car, whatever) is named Friday! :D
right! told u it was ez :PQuote:
Originally posted by Duo@23 April 2003 - 02:29
His horse (or car, whatever) is named Friday! :D
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
how?