fake British univerity certificate?

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I eat shedloads of yoghurts but I still catch crabs so, in conclusion, poppycock!

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You have to apply to infected area. Eating it does sod all for thrush/crabs.

But you will have healthier skin, better breathe, less chance of gum disease and a tasty snack.

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Sarcasm > jimbo.

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Originally Posted by manker

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So i put myself through college, while working at a supermarket and also as a binman.

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So, you're an expert in the field ... what do you think of this little beauty :smilie4:

http://img158.exs.cx/img158/6865/picture002456vi.jpg

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Thats a beauty mate....the ones i dealt with were less shiney and had wheels on.
And stunk.

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You have to apply to infected area. Eating it does sod all for thrush/crabs.

But you will have healthier skin, better breathe, less chance of gum disease and a tasty snack.

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Sarcasm > jimbo.

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Sarcasm > manker

i've read your other posts...:P

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

I eat shedloads of yoghurts but I still catch crabs so, in conclusion, poppycock!

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You have to apply to infected area. Eating it does sod all for thrush/crabs.

But you will have healthier skin, better breathe, less chance of gum disease and a tasty snack.

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I apply it to the infected areas and then eat it? :pinch:

To be honest I'll stick to shaving all my body hair off every few weeks.

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Originally Posted by manker

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I also left school without qualifications, lived off the state for a year, and had a kid. No family for help, drug probs.....etc...etc..

My turning point was when a friend said 'are you gonna lie down and let your scenario screwyou for life?'

So i put myself through college, while working at a supermarket and also as a binman.

I also put myself through uni, and i'm putting myself through my mba now, as was the point of this thread. I now work as a business analyst for a great company. My son is now 8yo, goes to a good school. Yes, his mother and me arent the best of friends, but hes happy i believe.

So why you tell me this, is beyond me. Maybe for others to offer you pity that you started an argument, and lost. Badly.And continued it.

Your 29, u have 3 beautiful kids and live in a nice part of the world. To me,you have success in a different way, that other would be very envious of. And, you are only 29...you have all the possibilities ahead of you.

You say you get money off the state, most people do! But they also do grants for single parents to return to education, i.e. if you spent less time posting on here and more time on an online uni course, u can get to where you dreamed.

Rise and conquer Ms Crab.... the fuures yours for the taking.

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Sarcasm > jimbo.

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Well done on your achievements in the face of adversity. You should be proud of yourself. Now, if you'd only stop allowing people to crank your handle then you'd fine. Thanks for the advice about the online course honey but I don't need to fake my credentials, I already have them from a proper university.

My pseudo-kids are fugly, not beautiful, which is why I hide them in a cupboard when Cheese comes home.

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I daresay that you're right - enough yoghurt, applied regularly enough, will eventually break down a louse's outer shell ... but we're talking about pubic lice.

Why would anyone spread yoghurt over their genitals for long enough to kill crabs when they could buy a remedy from the chemist which would complete the task in less than an hour.

They wouldn't. End of.

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Quite.

Why do people spread a pot of yoghurt over their burny bits instead of going to the doctor and getting a pretty instant cure for thrush? Two reasons:

1 - the embarrassment of going to the doctor and asking for the stuff

2 - some of the chemicals in the medication are pretty harsh to some people skin and dangerous to pregnant people, so a natural, more gentle cure is the only way they can go.

And it would only take a dose or two over an hour or two to get rid of the lice.

Also, considering the Devon area stereotype, i would have thought yoghurt was a pretty easy thing to get hold of.

Saying that, shaving the bush would be a good option also.

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I like the shaving of the bush option. Any sensible person would opt for that.

I doubt, however, that two liberal applications of yoghurt would kill all of the lice - and certainly not the eggs. Also, what if they're those lice that burrow and lay eggs under the skin.

I may have made that up, about the burrowing, but I'm fairly confident a bloke in the pub told me it's true.

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Sarcasm > jimbo.

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Sarcasm > manker

i've read your other posts...:P

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Yeah, I'm just a beginner.

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Sarcasm > jimbo.

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Well done on your achievements in the face of adversity. You should be proud of yourself. Now, if you'd only stop allowing people to crank your handle then you'd fine. Thanks for the advice about the online course honey but I don't need to fake my credentials, I already have them from a proper university.

My pseudo-kids are fugly, not beautiful, which is why I hide them in a cupboard when Cheese comes home.

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I feel abused....do it again!;)

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Quite.

Why do people spread a pot of yoghurt over their burny bits instead of going to the doctor and getting a pretty instant cure for thrush? Two reasons:

1 - the embarrassment of going to the doctor and asking for the stuff

2 - some of the chemicals in the medication are pretty harsh to some people skin and dangerous to pregnant people, so a natural, more gentle cure is the only way they can go.

And it would only take a dose or two over an hour or two to get rid of the lice.

Also, considering the Devon area stereotype, i would have thought yoghurt was a pretty easy thing to get hold of.

Saying that, shaving the bush would be a good option also.

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I like the shaving of the bush option. Any sensible person would opt for that.

I doubt, however, that two liberal applications of yoghurt would kill all of the lice - and certainly not the eggs. Also, what if they're those lice that burrow and lay eggs under the skin.

I may have made that up, about the burrowing, but I'm fairly confident a bloke in the pub told me it's true.

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You're thinking of Botfly. Yoghurt can't kill those.

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Sarcasm > manker

i've read your other posts...:P

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Yeah, I'm just a beginner.

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Fuck....i'd hate to know what an expert is on here.


When will my NooB statues change, by the way.