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I think the Dilbert management book for dummies is a valuable piece of equipment.

It's very empowering

It's full of excellent suggestions for team building exercises.




On a side note;
the company I'm working for is changing its name to Goldfish... apparently because it sounds more upmarket than the name we're using the now... :huh:

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Thought there already was a Goldfish - credit card company.

I model myself on Wally's goal - "I'm doing more with less"

"More unnecessary work with less enthusiasm, less care....


and less career aspiration"

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Hi Les, comment are you.

I spoke to someone the other day who told me she was from the "Dialogue Team". I asked her what that meant and she said "We talk to people".

I only didn't larf out loud because she sounded really sexy.

True story.

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I is well - been doing a lot of DIY (the paint and window sealant kind rather than the sweaty version).

The consultancy speak is a fecking disease. The more obscure and opaque it is the higher the fees. I was sent on a course where I had to stand on a chair and surf to Beach Boys music (actually that was ok - just a bit mad and the lunch was good).

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If someone told me to do that I would punch them to the ground.

No Court in the land would convict one for doing such a thing, given the circumstances.

Biggles:

There was a Goldfish credit card company, then they got taken over by Morgan Stanley, who have now decided it would be a great idea to be completely independent from Dean Witter and take over the Goldfish name as well as the bank :huh:

I couldn't help but wonder how much they spent on the new banners for the employee parking lot

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I is well - been doing a lot of DIY (the paint and window sealant kind rather than the sweaty version).

The consultancy speak is a fecking disease. The more obscure and opaque it is the higher the fees. I was sent on a course where I had to stand on a chair and surf to Beach Boys music (actually that was ok - just a bit mad and the lunch was good).

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If someone told me to do that I would punch them to the ground.

No Court in the land would convict one for doing such a thing, given the circumstances.

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Some of my colleagues would have acted had they known this. One did summarise the course as "complete pish". The provider, a Tony Robbins trained individual, was not entirely chuffed with this assessment and found it "challenging" :D

The food was excellent though.

Not the worst course I have ever been on - that was a two day kinetics course which I can only assume was an administration glitch. Accountants rarely drive fork lifts and move heavy boxes. I slept most of the two days.

What happened to Pearl & Dean.

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Biggles:

There was a Goldfish credit card company, then they got taken over by Morgan Stanley, who have now decided it would be a great idea to be completely independent from Dean Witter and take over the Goldfish name as well as the bank :huh:

I couldn't help but wonder how much they spent on the new banners for the employee parking lot

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If London can spend £400,000 on a logo which looks like Maggie Simpson doing something unnatural and unspeakable to Bart, the sky is the limit for a Bank.

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Kroket.

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http://www.london2012.org/img/logo/large-pink-white.gif

It is available in several colours including Simpson's yellow - but could only find a purple one.

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http://www.london2012.org/img/logo/large-pink-white.gif

It is available in several colours including Simpson's yellow - but could only find a purple one.

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You're a sick man. A deeply disturbed individual.