How To Get To Heaven When You Die

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Originally Posted by Snee

Prolly Jesus.

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Best post of the year.

Fact.

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Originally Posted by Snee

Prolly Jesus.

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I heard it was his Da.

Knocked one up with bits and pieces he just found lying about. He was bored or something so just threw a monkey together. The rest as they say is theology.

The year is almost over. Why not start off the new year with a new life in Christ?

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Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

The year is almost over. Why not start off the new year with a new life in Christ?

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Oh ok can I win the lottery first ? Just so you know I'm talking to the big guy kinda thing . :)

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Originally Posted by peat moss

Iv done too many mean things in my life to qualify , can I start all over again ? I see the Dali Lama is looking for a replacement , with my luck I'll be reincarnated as a woman with a bald head . No fun in that eh .

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Mulligan :D

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Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

The year is almost over. Why not start off the new year with a new life in Christ?

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Compelling argument non? :huh:

How about we discuss the morality of rewards for belief?

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

The year is almost over. Why not start off the new year with a new life in Christ?

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Compelling argument non? :huh:

How about we discuss the morality of rewards for belief?

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As long as we remember that the Ten Commandments are not multi choice.:)

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Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

The year is almost over. Why not start off the new year with a new life in Christ?

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Good point.. If Jesus was God, it might be worth a try.

Why take a train to London via Edinburgh, when the train also travel directly to London , inter-city? :huh:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

The year is almost over. Why not start off the new year with a new life in Christ?

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Compelling argument non? :huh:

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We'd have to take turns, like. Surely we can't all fit at once.

People'd better give me room to pull out when I'm done.