If either of you were men for a day, you'd be so busy playing with "it" that you'd get nothing else done! :P
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If either of you were men for a day, you'd be so busy playing with "it" that you'd get nothing else done! :P
thanks for the shower head missy! >_<Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@26 July 2003 - 15:16
I've always wondered what it would be like to have a penis fully in control :lol:
/me slopes off to the bathroom........ ;) :D
a man control his penis? :D :P :) :lol:
that'll be the day! :-"
my boyfriend cant even control his when he pee's.
(he has a ring, and it sprays all over the seat, floor, wall.... :rolleyes: )
erm, no, I'm sorry, I meant it differently. I'd like to know how it would be to be controlled by a penis.
and tite-wad, you don't need a penis to be able to play with 'it' all day long :P
:DQuote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@26 July 2003 - 15:27
erm, no, I'm sorry, I meant it differently. I'd like to know how it would be to be controlled by a penis.
brilliant.
True. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@26 July 2003 - 10:27
and tite-wad, you don't need a penis to be able to play with 'it' all day long :P
And a very nice thing that is too! :P
Maybe people aren't meant to wear cattle jewelery.Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 08:24
(he has a ring, and it sprays all over the seat, floor, wall.... :rolleyes: )[/color]
12 million years of evolution (perfect urination) and he has to modifiy it one day.
maybe, but i urge every girl to get there boyfriend done.
its magic. :sorcerer:
Uggh... I'd never get a Prince Albert. If me woman wanted me to get one, I'd strongly advise her to get her bits pierced first, and I mean all ah' her bits.
So what you're saying is we should all go to a place and get some Prick to Prick our little Pricks and shove a keyring through them :blink: :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 16:58
maybe, but i urge every girl to get there boyfriend done.
its magic. :sorcerer:
Ummm, I quite like mine how it is really :ph34r: So I think I'll pass :P
Jonno B)
my mum has both nipples done, and is getting her "mary" done soon too. good on her. i keep telling her she should put string between her two rings and pull. instant wonderbra. :DQuote:
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@26 July 2003 - 17:03
I'd strongly advise her to get her bits pierced first, and I mean all ah' her bits.
@ jonno, you like it now.....
my bloke says it increases his sexual pleasure too, the only other thing that does that is beer. :P