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I always try to follow at least some of them but that has its own consequences.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
For a second there, it was the first time in my life I regretted knowing any math. That was up until I remembered I tend to completely ignore rules.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I was babysitting for a neighbour last summer and I had to unlearn the square root of 225.
Parents asking adult men to babysit their hot 15 year old daughters are just basically giving you consent to plow her.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I can't possibly fathom whyQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Hoi, Mary.
Why did the mathematician cover his wife's car in moist toilet paper and put dog crap thro' the letterbox when she didn't put any sweets in his xmas stocking.
I'm in the process of trying to figure out the punchline. So far it's going to have something about multiplying and pi, but I haven't put it together yet. Letterbox is throwing me off, is that what you call a mailbox?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Yup. Also, £sweets = $candy.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI'm in the process of trying to figure out the punchline. So far it's going to have something about multiplying and pi, but I haven't put it together yet. Letterbox is throwing me off, is that what you call a mailbox?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Edit; wait no. A letterbox is slot in the front door so the postman ($mailman) can put letters inside the house, rather than a mailbox which is located at the bottom of the front garden.
Do merkins have stockings on xmas morning?
If not, I understand Mary's difficulty :dabs:
I had a plastic bag "stocking" :emo:
That's petty good, like. You can fit more stuff in a carrier bag :smilie4:
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