Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?

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Originally Posted by manker

I would just serve you right if I never sent it at all :snooty:

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I'm your internet gf now, I'm not allowed to laugh at it so it's ok!

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

The only thing I grabbed from all of this is, That Woman asked for Christian Bale, she just has a thing for maniacal pricks I guess.

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If I ever came across (fnar) Christian Bale, I would have to do something that would enrage him, just so I could stand there while he screamed and berated me in public. Then I would get on my knees and fellate his glorious penis right in my mouth. I try to be rude to normal men in an attempt to draw some kind of censure but unfortunately they always take my insults as flirtation or charm. One day I'll get the comeuppance I so richly deserve. One day :w00t:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

If I ever came across (fnar) Christian Bale, I would have to do something that would enrage him, just so I could stand there while he screamed and berated me in public. Then I would get on my knees and fellate his glorious penis right in my mouth. I try to be rude to normal men in an attempt to draw some kind of censure but unfortunately they always take my insults as flirtation or charm. One day I'll get the comeuppance I so richly deserve. One day :w00t:

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I'm not an acclaimed actor or anything but I'm pretty sure I could fill those shoes pretty easily.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

If I ever came across (fnar) Christian Bale, I would have to do something that would enrage him, just so I could stand there while he screamed and berated me in public. Then I would get on my knees and fellate his glorious penis right in my mouth. I try to be rude to normal men in an attempt to draw some kind of censure but unfortunately they always take my insults as flirtation or charm. One day I'll get the comeuppance I so richly deserve. One day :w00t:

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I'm not an acclaimed actor or anything but I'm pretty sure I could fill those shoes pretty easily.

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I don't know, you seem pretty slow to anger...

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Originally Posted by That woman

I'm your internet gf now, I'm not allowed to laugh at it so it's ok!

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Fine.
You're so dumped if you send that pic of a cawk in a dirty shaving mirror to Squeams.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by that woman

i'm your internet gf now, i'm not allowed to laugh at it so it's ok!

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fine.
You're so dumped if you send that pic of a cawk in a dirty shaving mirror to squeams.

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i'm squeams!

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Fine. Go and ask squeams for a picture of her hairy nipples then :snooty:

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I've already got a nice, artsy one of her bathing in a sink. Granted, she's a bit young, but her chest is as fully developed as it ever got.

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Rofle!

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I'm proud of my beestung chesticles :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

:smilie4:

I'm proud of my beestung mosquito bite nibble chesticles :snooty:

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Fix'd.

Zomg how did you know! We had an escape from the mosquito floor below yesterday, and I got bitten all over my tits. They're increased by at least a cup size :yahoo: