I lost my virginity today!!!!!

Loss of virginity with a prostitute does not count. Needed by mutual agreement)

I'm fairly sure the prostitute agreed to it or at least he did after seeing the cash.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Also please refrain from using my slave to Egypt Jewish name. In the future I would like to be formally called Ben-Tzion X.

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:lol: :artist: ;)

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PS. Just reading this Idol "Last edited by IdolEyes787; Yesterday at 02:37 PM. Reason: Jewish conspiracy of type"
Deserves at least one

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Sup, jewetrnets,

Losing your virginity with a prostitute, which the stupid cunt had been advised to do by us, the internets, like repeatedly for about six years, totally counts.

If you fuck a vagina, regardless of the completeness of your penis or mental facilities, you are no longer a virgin.

However, if you fuck a woman sans foreskin on your penis, you remain a filthy, sad half virgin perpetually suspended. So all jews are half virgins. Biological and religious fact.

Apart from the females. They're all whores.

No matter what we do, the end result is the same: death.

You mean if I eat this piece of cake then I'm going to die? Seems a bit harsh.

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You mean if I eat this piece of cake then I'm going to die? Seems a bit harsh.

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What about eating a piece of pussy pie :unsure:

Or better yet fucking a pie? You can't die from that right?

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No matter what we do, the end result is the same: death.

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Don't forget Taxes :)

That is for some poeple:whistling

You took someones virginity too ??