Noooo, he comes in to my pub, but I doubt he will anymore. :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
Hoorahz for me. :w00t: :01:
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Noooo, he comes in to my pub, but I doubt he will anymore. :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
Hoorahz for me. :w00t: :01:
;)Send him a text just in case. I think he'd totally understand the 'text brush off'....... If that doesn't work, the harassment starts :01:
:D Now what's this about shaving :whistling:
:dry: Where's me damn pick, I need to know exactly which Chav he is cos lets face it, I don't wanna just randomly start harassing/bumbing off chav's now do I?
I was quite pleasant, all things considering.
And I'm loading it now, 'ang on. ;)
Had any mouse on toast lately? :P
:yipes: A quite pleasant missy would be rather scary methinks.
http://www.in2skinz.invisionzone.com...ault/spank.gif You's just e.v.i.l. :dry:
:sick: The kids had toast for brekkie, I burnt my hand on the griller doing it for em. Toaster has been banished to the bin and I'm not sure I'll ever eat toast again.
:frusty: My damn stomach still lurches a lil at the mere thought of food........ which could be an effective diet :lol:
For some reason, the picture is going from the phone to the mail.
Possibly static interference of the tracksuit kind.
I shall try again, while you make me cookies. :shifty:
:bling: Or the bling making it go bung?
:01:I've retrieved the toaster from the bin, I'll send it over and get the chav to fix it with a knife, bit of electro-therapy so to speak:D
;)Get you shit together on the pic and I may even send whole bikkies otherwise, it's the hammer and only crumbs for you.
:P Sent.
Do I get cookies now? :shifty:
:D Got it.
;)Not bad as a 'guinea pig datee', think of him as your practice date and you're just getting ready for your real dates.
:dry: Shame we can't put people on our phones on bloody ignore innit?
:01:I'll send the cookies tomorrow, should take about 2 weeks for em to get there
Think I might send em via the chav so he can make a special delivery to ya :naughty:
Cool, just send them directly to the nut home.
Try and smuggle a small knife in there too, if you can.
These straps chafe after a while. :pinch:
;)Oooooo cookies and nuts, you'll have Ike all in a lather ya know.
:blink: I dunno why ya don't just undo the buckle ya sicko.