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Is the 15th sexiest man in Uttoxeter.
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:glag::earl:
Is the 15th sexiest man in Uttoxeter.
^ chips monks
Is really Douglas Adams.
Semi-obscure reference above.
^ monks chips
When enraged Mulder has the strength of almost 1 normal man,.
^ smells like poo :snooty:
Smells poo.
^ eats poo (and drinks wee)
Collects dog poo with a pooper scooper as a hobby.
Supplies Chip with most of his dietary requirements.
Has never knowingly borne a grudge.
Has never knowingly boned a judge
Resembles his avatar exactly.
Looks nothing like his avatar.
@gripper
hoi, he's teh local celebrity hobo.
Was the inspiration for Rab C Nesbitt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
Packs fudge.
Fudges packs
Flosses his teeth with pewbs
Has no teeth to floss.
Flosses his ass
Helps him floss his ass with his tongue
Pulls his pubes backwards to floss his ass
has a potty mouth...literally
Likes to pick up trannies from Brazil, take em out on the town as women, and then get nailed with all the lights on and in front of the giant mirrors surrounding his bed.
Has 2 birthdays a year, like the queen on England.
the queen gets two?
yep, one in April, one in June. Still never understood that.
Why two birthdays?
The Queen celebrates her actual birthday on 21 April. She also celebrates her official birthday on either the first or the second, and sometimes the third, Saturday in June. This year's official birthday will be celebrated on 17 June 2006.
The Queen celebrates two birthdays in keeping with a tradition that was started by King Edward VII in the early twentieth century. King Edward was born in November, so to avoid the unpleasant weather he moved the official celebrations for his birthday to May or June.
The tradition was re-established by the Queen’s father, King George VI, and is continued to this day.
is a bastard child of an undisclosed hemophiliac prince and a gypsy hooker.
Has discovered an unending supply of free energy,but has decided to keep it to himself so the oil companies don't have him killed.
^ Choreographs Indian rain dances.
Is a direct descendant of David and will soon be proclaiming himself King of Israel,he will then dish out loads of milk and honey and bring everlasting peace to the middle east.
^ recently visited north yorkshire
^ created his own linux distro with nothing more than spit and twigs
^ now uses spit&twignix which has caused his e-penis to grow.
^ didn't include libdvdcss2 in spit&twigs 0.1 for legal reasons which is just a little bit annoying <_<
Is being sued by the EU courts for 50 million brazilion Euros for failing to supply spit&twig codes.
^ Undefeated world Tic Tac Toe champion.
Has a 194895375983475 to 1 career record in "Four-in-a-row", only ever losing to Biggles due to injury.