I thought it was funny. :console:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I duno. I just made something up for luls :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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I thought it was funny. :console:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI duno. I just made something up for luls :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Next time you make shit up, be accurate, ffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI duno. I just made something up for luls :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Thanks, megabyteme.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeI thought it was funny. :console:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm considering putting Mary on my don't-really-know-if-I-like-him-any-more list :snooty:
ikr, it's just not good enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeNext time you make shit up, be accurate, ffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I need to contrive my off the cuff remarks and strategise my spontaneity.
I'm just saying, Al Swearengen hadn't even retired his pimp hand when they came up with it. I understand creative freedom, but it's a fucking century we're talking about here.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI duno. I just made something up for luls :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
If I'm not already on that list, then I'm a fucking disappointment.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerThanks, megabyteme.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I'm considering putting Mary on my don't-really-know-if-I-like-him-any-more list :snooty:
I have no idea what you're referring to in the first half of your post but with regard to your rear; we didn't have a dishwasher when I was young and then we had one all of a sudden when I was about 13. I had assumed they were invented at around that time but it might just have been that we were poor Welsh folk you fucking callous bastard.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI'm just saying, Al Swearengen hadn't even retired his pimp hand when they came up with it. I understand creative freedom, but it's a fucking century we're talking about here.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by mjmackyIf I'm not already on that list, then I'm a fucking disappointment.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Everyone loves you, Mary.
But a word of warning, when you realise why this is, you'll probably stop being so endearing. Just keep on keeping on :fst:
Well, by that line of reasoning, I'm sure you thought condoms were invented about a decade ago. Also, nothing's really changed as poor people still tend to not own automatic dishwashers.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI have no idea what you're referring to in the first half of your post but with regard to your rear; we didn't have a dishwasher when I was young and then we had one all of a sudden when I was about 13. I had assumed they were invented at around that time but it might just have been that we were poor Welsh folk you fucking callous bastard.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
In all fairness, condoms are fairly ubiquitous for people of all castes, their very nature and availability ensuring that they are blown up and filled with water by even the poorest of urchin.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyWell, by that line of reasoning, I'm sure you thought condoms were invented about a decade ago. Also, nothing's really changed as poor people still tend to not own automatic dishwashers.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
If I try to argue that dishwashers can be just as ubiquitous, it only serves to point out how little contact I may have had with condoms. You may think it was a brilliant move, but you forget that I'm mjmacky and am not afraid to feign virginity for pointed purpose. Either that or I could take the sailor route. I did start having sex before I ever came into contact with a condom, at least one that I'd remember.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerIn all fairness, condoms are fairly ubiquitous for people of all castes, their very nature and availability ensuring that they are blown up and filled with water by even the poorest of urchin.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
If you were to argue that dishwashers can be 'just as ubiquitous', I'd point out that you're tempering an absolute and you'd retort by saying my 'fairly ubiquitous' comment started the downward slide.
Our readers would have nothing to aspire to and subsequently enter a state of mild despair - and then those self-same people may start to take liberties with the written word.
It's a good thing all around that you didn't take that route :smilie4:
Guise, guise. Can't we just say that both your mommas should have had condoms, and leave it at that?
I only have one mother.
What do you think I am, some kind of hippy/product of a californian lesbian civil union.
Give your dad some credit, he could have been pimpin' the hos in his village. Two women from the same clan, even...
I still think I could only emerge from one vagina, at a time, when I was born, like.
Unless a spot of tribadism was going on.
You seem to be evading the whole condom issue like your life depended on it.
Are you trying to say I'm Catholic, like.
That might explain your birth, philandering, and alcoholism. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
This is where the downward spiral is leading
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What the fuck is that?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Mary's stool samples, ofc.
Why would he do this? Why?
That is a prodigious sample for one sitting, unless of course he was saving them up for just such an occasion. :shit:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
It wasn't me doing this, I thought you guys might be able to Tineye it but it looks like that didn't work. So I retraced my steps (I was originally trying to find a picture of condoms on kitchenware) and found it. It was apparently some scientific experiment to determine what kinds of waste produce biogas more rapidly.
http://wildaboutafrica.wordpress.com...resh-cow-dung/
I'm calling bullshit, Macky. :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You could try, but I don't think anyone would answer as they're all tied up with a live experiment.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeI'm calling bullshit, Macky. :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Mary. You constantly amaze me.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I have seen some pretty pathetic makeshift cucumber cloches in my day but that takes the biscuit.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
It is sweet how she always explains though :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeMary. You constantly amaze me.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
What in the ... .Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesI have seen some pretty pathetic makeshift cucumber cloches in my day but that takes the biscuit.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Is this a butt-plug cross thread reference.
If someone else was truly responsible for it, I will not steal their credit. That's because I am a man of utmost integrity. One who has inappropriate relationships with children, but with integrity nonetheless.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerIt is sweet how she always explains though :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
:kiss: