I think I know what's up with Idol.

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Tubsters can run. I can sprint even, probably faster than you or Idol.

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Less than 10 yards doesn't count.

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You need any investment advice on that inheritance.
My rates are high and it isn't even my field. But fuck it, I'll have a go.

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As long as you leave me enough so I can avoid having to work another day in my life then I'm fine with anything.
Actually leave me enough to live on plus this.

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hawt :smilie4:

Okay just send me all your money, I'll take out my expenses, buy that chick for a night and direct her to Toronto, divide the remaining money by the number of weeks you have left to live and send you an allowance each week til you're supposed to die.

Ffs. This is easy.
It looks like I was right to be a condescending cawk in each and every correspondence I'm forced to endure with financial advisers.

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Tubsters can run. I can sprint even, probably faster than you or Idol.

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Less than 10 yards doesn't count.

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It does if we're less than 10 yards from a refrigerator.

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Tubsters can run. I can sprint even, probably faster than you or Idol.

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Less than 10 yards doesn't count.

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Either Mary raced a chain gang or the black kids just wanted him to go away quickly and suggested a race.

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Okay just send me all your money, I'll take out my expenses, buy that chick for a night and direct her to Toronto, divide the remaining money by the number of weeks you have left to live and send you an allowance each week til you're supposed to die.

Ffs. This is easy.
It looks like I was right to be a condescending cawk in each and every correspondence I'm forced to endure with financial advisers.

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Alright, now try to do that for about 20 other people without dipping in past agreed values.

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As long as you leave me enough so I can avoid having to work another day in my life then I'm fine with anything.
Actually leave me enough to live on plus this.

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hawt :smilie4:

Okay just send me all your money, I'll take out my expenses, buy that chick for a night and direct her to Toronto, divide the remaining money by the number of weeks you have left to live and send you an allowance each week til you're supposed to die.

Ffs. This is easy.
It looks like I was right to be a condescending cawk in each and every correspondence I'm forced to endure with financial advisers.

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OK but can I have the allowance in pirate gold.
Also I've never done this before so am I suppose to tip you?

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Less than 10 yards doesn't count.

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Either Mary raced a chain gang or the black kids just wanted him to go away quickly and suggested a race.

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I don't know why, but after I got older I started to have urges to race when I'm drunk. There is a story of when we all got wasted at our friend's house say 4 years ago, I started racing their cars, on foot. Miraculously, no one recalled me throwing up that night. I think I won to at least 10 yards in each case.

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Less than 10 yards doesn't count.

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Either Mary raced a chain gang or the black kids just wanted him to go away quickly and suggested a race.

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I imagine Mary treats people in real life the same way he does here and regularly needs to outrun someone.

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Either Mary raced a chain gang or the black kids just wanted him to go away quickly and suggested a race.

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I imagine Mary treats people in real life the same way he does here and regularly needs to outrun chase after someone.

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hawt :smilie4:

Okay just send me all your money, I'll take out my expenses, buy that chick for a night and direct her to Toronto, divide the remaining money by the number of weeks you have left to live and send you an allowance each week til you're supposed to die.

Ffs. This is easy.
It looks like I was right to be a condescending cawk in each and every correspondence I'm forced to endure with financial advisers.

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OK but can I have the allowance in pirate gold.
Also I've never done this before so am I suppose to tip you?

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Nah, I always overcharge everyone just in case they have any Scottish ancestry.

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I imagine Mary treats people in real life the same way he does here and regularly needs to outrun chase after someone as long as going more than 10 yards isn't required..

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Either Mary raced a chain gang or the black kids just wanted him to go away quickly and suggested a race.

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I don't know why, but after I got older I started to have urges to race when I'm drunk. There is a story of when we all got wasted at our friend's house say 4 years ago, I started racing their cars, on foot. Miraculously, no one recalled me throwing up that night. I think I won to at least 10 yards in each case.

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Did you tell them that you are faster than black kids and when they weren't impressed, tell them that you could beat their car or something.

Also, what's it about you and cars when you're pished.
And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

Imagine how fat Mary would be if she stopped smoking :o

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I don't know why, but after I got older I started to have urges to race when I'm drunk. There is a story of when we all got wasted at our friend's house say 4 years ago, I started racing their cars, on foot. Miraculously, no one recalled me throwing up that night. I think I won to at least 10 yards in each case.

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Did you tell them that you are faster than black kids and when they weren't impressed, tell them that you could beat their car or something.

Also, what's it about you and cars when you're pished.
And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

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Have you snapped any arms like they were twigs?

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Imagine how fat Mary would be if she stopped smoking :o

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No if it's alright with you I'd rather not have that particular image in my mind.

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Did you tell them that you are faster than black kids and when they weren't impressed, tell them that you could beat their car or something.

Also, what's it about you and cars when you're pished.
And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

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Quite possible, it's just one of those things that come out during my transformation. It's also the only time I become a horny guy, since apparently I must let go of all my psychological baggage. So there I am, furiously sprinting and slamming my cock into orifices, that's me when I'm drunk. If you put us together with some of that babycham, you might end up giving me a forceful hand job before you knew what happened.

^ new mental image above

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Imagine how fat Mary would be if she stopped smoking :o

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No if it's alright with you I'd rather not have that particular image in my mind.

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Brass Eye taught me, and many people around my age in the UK, how to appreciate irony and use it to highlight ignorance.
This was before 4chan and even the internets as a ubiquitous influence.

Hence it's exactly what you're talking about with people using AIDS in the context of immediate transference.
Surprisingly enough, mister scientist, you're not the only person to appreciate the contrasting nuances of HIV and AIDS.

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It also taught us it was ok to laugh at AIDS.

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Did you tell them that you are faster than black kids and when they weren't impressed, tell them that you could beat their car or something.

Also, what's it about you and cars when you're pished.
And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

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I wondered why I hadn't seen Crabgirl and Squeeky around for so long.

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And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

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I wondered why I hadn't seen Crabgirl and Squeeky around for so long.

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Rather, I think they were probably 12 year old Romanians. I'm venturing neither of those two wanted to experience the awkwardness of the situation. Ethnicities mixed below to preserve internet anonymity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hA8Y52jVuA

Also, I wouldn't have gotten the point if one of them didn't have "girl" in the name.

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And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

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I wondered why I hadn't seen Crabgirl and Squeeky around for so long.

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One of them was Crabgirl :pinch:

The other was the forum poet :smilie4:

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Skweeky would kick my ass, have you seen the size of her recently :ermm:

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Did you tell them that you are faster than black kids and when they weren't impressed, tell them that you could beat their car or something.

Also, what's it about you and cars when you're pished.
And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

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Quite possibly, it's just one of those things that come out during my transformation. It's also the only time I become a horny guy, since apparently I must let go of all my psychological baggage. So there I am, furiously sprinting and slamming my cock into orifices, that's me when I'm drunk. If you put us together with some of that babycham, you might end up giving me a forceful hand job before you knew what happened.

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That is quite some imagery :lol:

Why forceful.
My hands have never done anything to make them rough or calloused and I moisturise at night.

Regardless, I don't think it's permitted because it sounds a bit ghey.
I'll have to defer to Snee for adjudication on this matter.

Memo to self....drink is Mary's Achilles heel :w00t:

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I wondered why I hadn't seen Crabgirl and Squeeky around for so long.

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One of them was Crabgirl :pinch:

The other was the forum poet :smilie4:

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Skweeky would kick my ass, have you seen the size of her recently :ermm:

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Why forceful.
My hands have never done anything to make them rough or calloused and I moisturise at night.

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Forceful in terms of physics, not texture. Much in the same way you remove a newly purchased tent from a cylindrical bag that doesn't exceed 3" in diameter. The result: my dick would be rough and calloused.

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Memo to self....drink is Mary's Achilles heel :w00t:

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Is not that everyone's Achilles heel?























Is not it?

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Memo to self....drink is Mary's Achilles heel :w00t:

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Is not that everyone's Achilles heel?























Is not it?

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I never imagined you would have an Achilles heel. In the next few days you should be receiving a box in the post. It will be big enough for you to crawl into, and contain only a self-addressed stamped label and a bottle of Jack Daniels. You will address the box, you will take it to your local post office, then you will consume the Jack Daniels and crawl inside. I have paid for over night shipping, so you will arrive here in just the right state for my dastardly plan to take shape......

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I never imagined you would have an Achilles heel. In the next few days you should be receiving a box in the post. It will be big enough for you to crawl into, and contain only a self-addressed stamped label and a bottle of Jack Daniels. You will address the box, you will take it to your local post office, then you will consume the Jack Daniels and crawl inside. I have paid for over night shipping, so you will arrive here in just the right state for my dastardly plan to take shape......

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Alright Dr. No Means No, there is a slight blemish in the plan. I don't drink hard liquor on account of me being a fussy little bitch about the taste and sensation of it. Maybe substitute a case of > 10 % Belgian Ale, and it could work. However, I hope you like watersports.

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Alright Dr. No Means No*, there is a slight blemish in the plan. I don't drink hard liquor on account of me being a fussy little bitch about the taste and sensation of it. Maybe substitute a case of > 10 % Belgian Ale, and it could work. However, I hope you like watersports.

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I've already thought of that, and accepted that you will arrive soiled. However, once you've seen one bodily fluid you've seen them all.

* :lol:

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Memo to self....drink is Mary's Achilles heel :w00t:

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Is not that everyone's Achilles heel?

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[arty]Everyone except Achilles, whose Achilles heel was of course his heel...[/arty]

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Is not that everyone's Achilles heel?

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[arty]Everyone except Achilles, whose Achilles heel was of course his heel...[/arty]

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:lol: w/ tag

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Alright Dr. No Means No*, there is a slight blemish in the plan. I don't drink hard liquor on account of me being a fussy little bitch about the taste and sensation of it. Maybe substitute a case of > 10 % Belgian Ale, and it could work. However, I hope you like watersports.

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I've already thought of that, and accepted that you will arrive soiled. However, once you've seen one bodily fluid you've seen them all.

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But have you ever seen it sparkle like narrowly distributed gold nanoparticle solution?

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gold nanoparticle solutions tend to be deep red :sick:

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I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

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I challenge you to an arm wrestle. Meet on the bridge.

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My hands have never done anything to make them rough or calloused and I moisturise at night.

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:ghey:

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I challenge you to an arm wrestle. Meet on the bridge.

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Manker will meet you at your house because he's cowardly like that.

:lol:

ben, i would do just that but like any undefeated champion, I have a team of advisers who are currently telling me that my unblemished record is dependent on hand picking opponents of a certain genre. Unfortunately lumberjacks aren't within that particular set of values.

I will, however, continue to meet and any all challenges put to me by poetry students or girls :smilie4:

There once was a man from Wales
Who's attempts to out-muscle me were fails
Try as he might
He was not up to the fight
And now he just sits there and quails.

There once was a man from Risca
Who shrieked at the sight of an Arctisca
He started to act pissy
And arm wrestled like a sissy
Now he listens to a band play some Swiss Ska

Idol's was passable but Mary's was just horrible.
What possessed you to use Risca as the rhyming word.

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Idol's was passable but Mary's was just horrible.
What possessed you to use Risca as the rhyming word.

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Just for the challenge :smilie4:

Try it with 'Orange'.

There once was an accountant from Risca
Who modded at a place called FST, uhh
He banned with an iron fist
and posted when pished
Now he resists those who wish to hold his hand...

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Try it with 'Orange'.

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There once was a man from Orange County
He rode manker's bottom like a Mountie
They held hands for a while
For that was his style
Then they cleaned up their spunk with some Bounty