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As this is the silly question thread I am guessing you mean boob sizes :) I`m going with mountainous or at least a bit hillyQuote:
Originally Posted by bigboab
For the elders, remember "the incredible new shmoo"... was there an incredible old/middle aged shmoo?
what's with the shmoo?
what is shmoo when it is at home?
google it, classic old stuff at least in my warped memories :)
what is google?:cry:
I refuse to answer your google question until you accept the shmoo is real. You are allowed to claim it as just my twisted reality however
I don't think Shmoo is real. it is a figment of your imagination. May I suggest an operation to have it removed or alternatively remove all 'literature' from under your bed.
Why do people think that comic characters are real?(Spiderman assured me that they are not real.)
Shmoo has a cult and will kill anyone who says comic (or cartoon) characters are any less real than presidential candidates
Since I live in my own world I am therefore just channelling sensible thoughts. Let's get back to the game
Stud wall or solid? (shmoo optional)
stud
wallpaper or paint?
Paint
(I diverted from the silly question thread before so to get back on track)
If 'MacGyver' could make anything from a pen and some duck tap why wasn`t he in the A-team?
he only got a D in woodwork
what happens if a cat does not use up its nine lives?
The government takes them unless they were left in the will for the kittens
I have many icons on my desktop, does it make me religious?
not if they represent a false Idol
what would you be if you worship every religion?
just edging your bets
Why do we bother?
in deed we do
why do cats look at us in disgust?
Because we can't lick our own balls clean :lol:
Why do golfers yell fore!! instead of lookout!!??
Because threeeeee would be a crowd and you can`t have that on the course and lookouts are just for the open ocean.
Has anyone ever really checked if each snow flake is unique? (Sure that China have been pushing off knock-off flakes for years)
they are made like Lego so that a snowman can be constructed by children
why cant skiers ski uphill?
Because that is why you pay the £100/day for the lift pass (herringbone to the lift entrance should be refunded)
Does my mouse really need its own mat?
it has to excrete somewhere
why is ironing always urgent or pressing?
I couldn`t say because my Mum still does mine (when the wife and me are not on speaking terms)
When elements change state do they need approval?
yes, after they have paid import taxes
why do old people keep falling asle...
Because they have no eye and fall over trying to navigate the aisle??? (I don`t know your original word so trying to get some new context albeit slightly off)
As onions have many skins do they really need to stay underground out of the sun?
the original word was asleep:whistling
only if they are buried skin deep
why do investors not complain when they have high returns?
Because the shares are in helium balloons
Has Neo already been part of my dot matrix printer or did he wait for a Switch?
(well trinity, but that doesn`t work so well :))
he is just there for comical effect.
what would you do if you saw a submarine coming down the mall? (an actual question to a guard at Buckingham Palace)
Not panic, the sea to air missiles will take it out
Fans have blades so why don`t you need to be over 18 to buy one?
(@Bob using 'balloon-charges' but just didn`t seem to work. Other options were also there but crude)
guardsman answer 'torpedo it, sir'. officer ,where would you get the bloody torpedo? guardsman ,same place you got the submarine, sir'.
because a minor needs a fan to draw air down/up the shaft in order to breathe.
do posh people get worried when their children go into a crèche?
No, they have people to pay for worry about such things. Besides he/she will be in boarding school soon enough
Does a sink hole have a plug that someone forgot to put in?
no it is the result of someone planting leeks
are cats claws and santa clause related?
Don`t be silly we all know cats are not real
Why does Jamie Oliver insist on trying to wipe out the planets lemon supply with every recipe?
he is trying to eliminate his bitter rivals
do suckers sell vacuums?
no, but it is a dirty business :drummer:
Why do they call speakers, "speakers", when you can't ask them a question?
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they are speakers not listeners
what do you call a barrow with more than one wheel?
awkward at the Christmas partyQuote:
Originally Posted by bigboab
Why do companies think that team building exercises are taken seriously by anyone outside a HR department?
they are trying to paint a picture, preferably on your face with paintballs(a chance to bully the staff?)
why don't they put sport on the front page of the papers?
A UK front page requires intentional approval or someone with much more money
If money is the the root of all evil does that mean Idol has a money plantation by now?
now when I think of it, you cant plant anything in Canada except tomatoes
Biggoab...We got a few pumpkin patches(still close to Halloween), and tax benefits for growing Christmas trees on your land too:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboab
The root of evil is not money, it is the neglect of human common sense;)
Why do you have the saying "never judge a book by its cover"?
no offence meant Shay, the tomato growing region is the only place I have been in. travelling from Windsor to Buffalo.
because schoolchildren change the covers in the library for a prank
why do they burn an effigy of Guy Fawkes? (We all feel like burning down the houses of parliament)
Because people think two lefts will make a better right :whistling
No offense was taken my friend :)(never entered my mind, why i added the laughing emoji ) , next time you can travel a little out of your way and visit me if you come back to Ontario..And traveling towards Buffalo they actually have what i would call Ice-wine and Red/White wine territory (grapes and apples), and i think you told me you have traveled here, i forgot why you traveled Windsor(Detroit US Border) to Buffalo (other US Border), that i didn't get?
Why do they call them Republican and Democratic parties? Do they serve cake and ice-cream?