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it wasn't anything that bad really, it was about 3 in the morning and the clubs were shutting and the roughest, ugliest roughest burd asked me to walk her home, i was beyond fucked so i said sure - got talking to her and she lived miles away! and as we were walking i was starting to sober up to notice she was covered in really shit tattoos and had cuts on her face, apparently she'd been fighting and she was in her late thirties and had gone out by her self and she was rough as fuck and we got to hers and then i was more or less sober and realised what was gonna happen, she took off her skirt so i just got up and walked out her door closing it behind me, there is no way i could ever ever ever shag someone like that. she was awefull, thank fuck i left when i did. took me ages to work out where i was and get back to my flat :no:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

it wasn't anything that bad really, it was about 3 in the morning and the clubs were shutting and the roughest, ugliest roughest burd asked me to walk her home, i was beyond fucked so i said sure - got talking to her and she lived miles away! and as we were walking i was starting to sober up to notice she was covered in really shit tattoos and had cuts on her face, apparently she'd been fighting and she was in her late thirties and had gone out by her self and she was rough as fuck and we got to hers and then i was more or less sober and realised what was gonna happen, she took off her skirt so i just got up and walked out her door closing it behind me, there is no way i could ever ever ever shag someone like that. she was awefull, thank fuck i left when i did. took me ages to work out where i was and get back to my flat :no:

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So you poked her then :smilie4:

srysly mate, she looked older than 36, bad tattoos, had loads of kids - scars, cuts and bruises on her face, teeth missing ...i really had to get out of there.

My mum's cat had to be put down today. I dug a hole and buried it.

:(

Dewd.

I just rewatched Tank Girl. It still pwns.

They should all lez out at the end, though.

When that Tank Girl fillum came out here, there was a big premiere in the west end. They had tankgirl driving a pink tank down the road. Me and my mates chased it and hung on to it for a ride. Charvers. :no:

What. The proper real actual Tank Girl?

cos I'd hit that.

Yup. The real one. Hawt like a fox.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

srysly mate, she looked older than 36, bad tattoos, had loads of kids - scars, cuts and bruises on her face, teeth missing ...i really had to get out of there.

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Did you walk all the way to the east end of Glasgow?:unsure: