Sounds like a genius to the max, like.
Thank fuck you turned out okay tho'
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Sounds like a genius to the max, like.
Thank fuck you turned out okay tho'
Chavis, I love reading about your brother; you should write a book about it or something else.
Miles better than that Roddy Doyle chap's stories!
BTW; can someone send me an invite for spotify per chance?
Hope you got help with that already cos I had a look at my account, and now you only get new invites for being a premium member, which means I don't have any to give :dabs:
Looking at Lost atm, almost caught up to the last aired ep. Mang it's convoluted. Not saying there's no entertainment value, though.
I'm ill, so was confined to bed all of yesterday and in bad shape most of this week, pretty much. Had to pass the time somehow, and I've already gone through a season and a half of House.
Yah, thebazzla kindly offered to help me :D
Is it manflu you have got or something less serious?
just sent it to you :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Dunno wtf it is. Prolly aids again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
:ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeDunno wtf it is. Prolly aids again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I did tell you to stay away from Mouldy. You should get checked for syphillis of you are using facebook
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolog...-syphilis.html
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Britzkrieg bop!
yea^ wtf
Snee won the internets. It's been won quite a bit this year. :unsure:
Huzzah.
Meh - I slipped and fell on Wednesday and am now on crutches.
The husband just stood on a sharp kitchen utensil my darling son had craftily left lying about on the kitchen floor and now has a bleeding foot that is going to be bruised in the morning.
evesup, jizzcocks
o lookie its pro bono and the squeak.
Watup?Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I had yesterday off cos it's easter, and did nearly nothing at all :01:
It's been nearly a decade since I had a taste. I got a tiny bud from my buddy tonight before going home and dug deep for my old friend. After about 45 minutes of searching I finally found her. It's been a funny evening. :happy:
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Nice dildo, dewd.
I don't think using a glass dildo is a good idea Skiz - even for you masochistic Texans. :unsure:
All the eights.
Eight fucking thousand and fucking eight fucking hundred and fucking eighty fucking eight fucking posts.
Hai thenk ewe.
Just read this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Hope you and the prospective are alright.
Did you it yourself checked and such, like?
Hope you are alright, skweeky. I ended up building a ramp up our front steps during the final weeks of the pregnancy. The wife wasn't getting around very good.
Are you able to take it easy these days?
I'm fine chavis, went to A&E just to make sure everything was ok, and everything is :)
The prospective (loving the term) is still very much alive and, especially kicking.
MBM - I finished work on Thursday there, so I'll be kicking back, as much as is possible with a 17-month old running around the house!
Good, good and good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Where do kids learn to scream like they are being murdered????
Where I ask you??? Where????
Fairgrounds.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
He's never been to one of those :dry:
The womb, then, innit.
Recent activities by the boy:
Emptying the kitchen drawer and spreading all pots and pans on the kitchen floor
Trying to climb on the table despite knowing very well he is not allowed
Pouring his drink over his toy car
Trying to eat his wellies
Sitting in the sofa eating grapes, then eating half of each one and hiding the other half in the back of the sofa
And this is after taking him out for walks, and plenty of play time outside!
Nothing wrong with that. He's a boy being a boy to the max.
If he didn't try to eat his wellies, I'd be worried.
I know, but I still have to tell him off without laughing! Do you know how hard that is???
Yes, dear. Yes I bloody well do.
I suppose you do as well :lol:
Are the girls any easier?
The girls are worse. Fact.
Ask yourself. She'll know.
I asked, she says she was too young to remember, but puberty was pretty bad.
At least once you drop the inevitable, you'll get back to having the trusty old periods.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Can't beat the periods, like.
It'll be like coming home.
Thanks. :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Maybe I should have posted in the anal secks thread. :huh: