Last one to post wins the internets

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

srysly mate, she looked older than 36, bad tattoos, had loads of kids - scars, cuts and bruises on her face, teeth missing ...i really had to get out of there.

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Did you walk all the way to the east end of Glasgow?:unsure:

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Stop using skweeky's account Gem, yah hun bar steward.

I was referring to Royston

Gem once spent the night in the jail in Royston. And he was wearing a suit. :no:

Royston? :unsure:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2F4ZWTjwTU[/youtube]

Thank jeebus for idiots. They don't feel like wot we do, I'm fairly certain, so I don't have to pull my metaphorical punches.

EDit: And that's tonight's posting caught up with and sorted. Bai.

Just got a text from Mel :wub:

i met her when i went back home for that big piss up, she's 27, 5'2, short brown hair and has the sexiest little bum :lookaroun

weirdly enough she's exactly 10 years older than my last misses and has the exact same job working in an opticians, different chain of opticians though but still... :eyebrows:

Kim's got her Geordie friend around and she's a ginger, that means I double don't trust her ....i'm watching her :sneaky:

What happened to the 36 year old? She sounded hawt.

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