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Aye it'll be great. I wonder if there is a sale on hysterectomies this Easter.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
At least once you drop the inevitable, you'll get back to having the trusty old periods.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Can't beat the periods, like.
It'll be like coming home.
wellies = boogers? :unsure:
Wellington Boots:
http://i15.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/82/87/6f29_1.JPG
That's what Ben's look like.
You are what you eat.
I just won the motherflippin lottery!!!1:o
£10, ftw:01:
Holy shit you have to buy us all drinks! :beer:
I could probably buy half of canadia, like.
Probably all of it, like.
I wouldn't want the whole thing.
I've had enough of the internets for now, like.
I'll no doubt return in some unspecified length of time.
kthxbye.
40$ says, some one is gonna post after me. :(
I'll take that bet. :sly:
Oh, wait.
I guess, i didnt win internet but i sure won 40$ :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by tesco
may i have it ,lol
The internets? Sure, if you can find all the super-sized routers that host the internet, a la South Park, it's all yours!
lol nice try m8 XD
I win! :D
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA[/youtube] :lol:
tesco
:lol:
Just had the worst night ever.
My missus is a total spastic.
God help me.
You should convince her that you fucked her mother, as would be your reaction to the spastic folk around here. Or do you hold a double standard?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
No. Her mother is a fucking spastic too.Quote:
Originally Posted by ringhunterYou should convince her that you fucked her mother, as would be your reaction to the spastic folk around here. Or do you hold a double standard?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Just last week she took to my nine year old daughter with a sharp end of fucking ruler. You can imagine how I feel about that.
You're a bit of a dickhead, aren't you, mate.
I'm quite glad you noticed, couldn't gather up enough reasons to be sociable around here. Should I try to be more amicable, in your opinion?
EDIT: As far as your wife's mother is concerned, wow, what a whacko. You should stop visiting/having her around if she'll be a crazy old fart unwilling to change her ways.
My opinion counts for fuck all. True story.
Do you intend to stick around and perpetuate the 'dickhead' thing? Not that it matters.
Just asking.
It's quite amusing around here, not to mention that I've been pursuing my degree in douchebaggery; and this seems like the perfect opportunity to pick up some quick experience, from the senile tempers round here. However, it's mostly the amusement that should keep me around these parts.
If you like it, stay.
If you don't, shut the fuck up, then. It is what it is.
Telling me I'm a cunt won't make it any better.
Haha, I've really had it with you. You have remarkable patience. How come you blow your top off with QPD/TV_Controls really quickly, then? I've tried for a couple of days on end to see if you'd have a go at me, and you just wouldn't.
I really hope this isn't you developing a soft spot for a lounging rookie (there, I set one up for you again).
I knows people. And I knows how to handle them.Quote:
Originally Posted by ringhunter
You underestimate me quite unfairly, man.
I figured as much ever since your very first reply to me, I thought that I could still crack you easily, though. Now, I realize it would be a shame doing that.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Well, if this is your idea of setting up an impasse, so be it. I'll bid the hostility farewell.
I have to ask, though, for the sake of curiosity: Who do you think would win, in a verbal spar between you and I?
Me.
I thought you would assume as much.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Not cos you're, by any stretch, stupider than me, just cos I could avalanche you with forum in-jokes and you'd be stumbling about like an idiot while everyone else pished themselves laughing and stuff.
So, I suppose, it's not what you know but where you're from, innit.
So, I suppose I'll have to stick around to cure my severe case of ignorance? Fair game, as I mentioned before, I do like it here, whether you believe me or not. Members (especially you) have a different quality of humor that I haven't associated with, ever since I moved out from under the Union Jack.
Welcome, ringhunter. There is a bit of "trial by fire" around here necessitated by the number of wanna-be challengers who don't see this section as anything other than a place for hostility.
As you spotted, there are some very intelligent, personable people who frequent the Lounge. If it weren't for the entry requirements, this place would be a wasteland in no time.
Let me clear it up, that I did not really view this place as a derelict's safe haven. I had seen/read a few threads, including a decent portion of this very thread, so I knew that there are quite a few impressive people around (I was actually intimidated out of participating in the lounge discussions at first, because I thought I was too much of a troll/unremarkable participant).
I couldn't resist poking a little bit of fun at chalice, though, when I saw it was the time for it; and I suppose it worked out for the best. Thanks for the official welcome, if you consider at as such, haha.
So I win then?
:unsure:
I think I'll pick my ear for a while.
Can't beat the old ear-pickin', isn't it.
I'm not claiming to be any kind of official Lounge spokesperson, but you strike me as a valuable addition. :happy: