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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
The internet isn't ingenious.Ingenious is how you tricked your parents into not killing you as a child.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kingoftheboard
Well, the internet was cleverly and originally devised by many people, the idea came about by Leonard kleinrock in the 1960s. You can deface the internet by saying it isn't ingenious (ingenious meaning clever and original) but I beg to differ.
I could of said that all to begin with, but I'm a noob.
So, you're saying that the internet isn't ingenious? Why so? I don't know about you but it's the largest group of information in the world, you can access plenty of stuff for free, you can download illegally (wow so cool), and many of us use the internet practically every day. It's an aspect of our day.
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Well, the internet was cleverly and originally devised by many people, the idea came about by Leonard kleinrock in the 1960s. You can deface the internet by saying it isn't ingenious (ingenious meaning clever and original) but I beg to differ.
Ingenious infenious.The internet is pure evil,true story.
Before the internet and the World getting "small" people generally had a sense of wonder about a lot of things but not anymore.
Also people used to be forced to actually remember stuff, now they just look it up on Google or take a picture of it on their iPhone. That and people use to talk whereas now they "chat" or worse,text.:ermm:
Hear what I say and believe me later, contrary to what most would have you believe convenience isn't always a good thing ,nor is living until you're 100 nor is any movie ever made starring Adam Sandler.
I don't make these truths I just report on them.
Btw is there some other ingenious not meaning "clever and original" that I'm unaware of.
The internet may be pure evil but it doesn't oppose the fact it's original and clever. The idea itself is clever but on the long run it has diminished civilization and even the reason behind obtaining knowledge. Us humans thrive on understanding concepts, we just need to know them. Yet, when we understand the concepts it puts us in a state of realisation, we're grasping reality. The statement "knowledge is power" isn't applicable anymore as we can access practically every source of information on the internet. We have diminished civilization by the internet, intelligence isn't needed much anymore and knowledge can be obtained at any given moment by google. See, this is why I envy people who are stupid, hear me out instead of rushing to conclusions. Less intelligent people have happiness where as genius or even people with a grasp reality see the world for what it's really for, where as stupid people,well they don't understand much of anything really but a lot of them are happy. The internet's convenient there's no denying that, but as you said convenience isn't always a good thing. Also, what age are you? Just curious.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Kingoftheboard
Ingenious infenious.The internet is pure evil,true story.
Before the internet and the World getting "small" people generally had a sense of wonder about a lot of things but not anymore.
Also people used to be forced to actually remember stuff, now they just look it up on Google or take a picture of it on their iPhone. That and people use to talk whereas now they "chat" or worse,text.:ermm:
Hear what I say and believe me later, contrary to what most would have you believe convenience isn't always a good thing ,nor is living until you're 100 nor is any movie ever made starring Adam Sandler.
I don't make these truths I just report on them.
Btw is there some other ingenious not meaning "clever and original" that I'm unaware of.
I meant to also say how reality isn't a nice thing, the more we understand concepts the more we indulge into reality.
Bronze Age.I use to be New Age but ever since the weather has turned warmer I've been getting a lot of sun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kingoftheboard
Witty reply, I'm still curious what age are you? This isn't to justify anything I have said because you're a certain age. Well, I'm 16 so hello.
Idol and Mega hanging with 16 year olds?:whistling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgbcKNtc5N4Quote:
Originally Posted by Kingoftheboard
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I was only sixteen yesterday actually, witty reply there mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgbcKNtc5N4Quote:
Originally Posted by Kingoftheboard
So then you have no plans on becoming 17? :(
Not the dumbest thing you've ever said and not by a long shot.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Vestibule
That makes two of you:huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Not the dumbest thing you've ever said and not by a long shot.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Vestibule
I plan to kill myself so I can become a self proclaimed inspiration and others will idolize me, I'm joking by the way. I meant as in I'm not going on sixteen anytime soon unless you affiliate that 364 days is a little time frame, then yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
It's a short time in Paradise but an eternity in Hell or listening to Vestibule.:) Also killing yourself before you're old enough for life to give you multiple really good reasons for wanting to do so seems sort of silly ,doesn't it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kingoftheboard
I'm ghost written so basically you just insulted my employee Phil for no real reason and let me warn you he holds a grudge.Quote:
Originally Posted by VestibuleThat makes two of you:huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
You laugh until one of them turns out to be your daughter and then it's all accusations of statutory rape and such.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vestibule
Killing yourself for multiple good reason isn't regarded by anyone my age, they merely want to be seen as an idol figure for their friends, their attempt to become someone. In the teenage years you're supposed to develop your personality and your character, instead of developing their self they would rather kill theirselves for a modicum statement, basically an extreme way to express their own views on a topic. It's silly, but it's human nature to want to be rendered as better than others so for some explicit reason. They believe that if they die they'll be more respected. It isn't paradise for me as I'm not able to act as a normal teenager, personally I think I've matured too fast and I won't have those moments where I can go and get drunk, party all night and laugh at immature things. I wish I was like that for my teenage years, care free but unfortunately I'm not.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787It's a short time in Paradise but an eternity in Hell or listening to Vestibule.:) Also killing yourself before you're old enough for life to give you multiple really good reasons for wanting to do so seems sort of silly ,doesn't it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kingoftheboard
Talking about families when you mentioned daughter, I actually made an account here to find my dad who claims to be the so called "king" of this website. Which I doubt to believe, although since I'm seen as a mindless being he wouldn't think that I would ever come on this website. Or it might of been because he was drunk or high, one of the two.
:huh:
It's probably some douchespastic no one here gives a fuck about.
Try thebittardbittorrent section.
frenchie you won't get the internets, you should just surrender.
Either that or OlegL gets around more than he leads us to believe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Any chance you are at least half Irish? :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Kingoftheboard
That's an interesting guess. Mine would be half-dave.
No I live in england, my dad's english.
I'll bring the Ambien, you...never mind. I see this plan going downhill with you informing me slightly too late that the drugs were for her... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787You laugh until one of them turns out to be your daughter and then it's all accusations of statutory rape and such.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vestibule
Sorry to hear that. You've just GREATLY reduced the chances of this turning out for the better. :console:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kingoftheboard
No one really lives in England, they only reside there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kingoftheboard
So basically England is a lot like Cleveland but with funny accents.
I suppose I'll have to claim ownership of this biological overspill. There I was, on the eve of this brat's consensual advent, being drunk and high, marvelling at his onrushing maturity.
He had expressed a recent interest in expression, and I thought, being drunk and high, he should shuffle his snuffle around the febrile cesspit that is this lounge which some of us know and love so well. In between the dross he might glean something about style and poise, but might also learn that severe autistic spastichood is not limited to this household. Little did I suspect, being drunk and high, that he'd sink his mutant feet, head-first into my beloved holy of holies. I can only apologise to you gentlemen, and offer up his right eye, his searingly bright blue right eye as recompense for his uppity naivete.
He's been warned. His exams start next week, and we all know that it's deeds not words that are the measure of a person's intelligence. Unless, the deed involves words, of course, which pretty much scuppers that aphorism.
You claim that you're drunk and high but how can you differentiate the sensations and be absolutely sure that you aren't simply drunk or high?
Please explain and try not to be ponderous.
Also your daughter has Aspergers and clearly this one's equally mental so hopefully you have better luck with the other offspring.
I've been drunk. It's a singular sensation. I've been stoned. This is a different feeling to being drunk. I've been stoned and drunk, but mostly on weekends. Don't take my mystic word for it, try it yourself. Be scientific if you really wanna know.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I prefer stoned. You actively look forward to your dinner and you sleep like a sixteen year old, except you have to get up, and clean up his shit, and remind him that when I'm dead his house will become a stink zone, and women with actual tits will laugh at him from a safe distance, and only animals will come there to die.
Alcohol's a depressant and weed is a pyschedelic.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Mental seems like a more reasonable term to call me than an asshole, or any general insult. You used originality, great work idol.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Your spellcheck is a psychedelic. Also, what the fuck would you know about drugs, apart from latent observation of myself and some Channel 4 teen wank? Don't answer that. You've turned your father, the breathing embodiment of laissez-faire liberalism tumbling into a fucking nazi. I'm a restricting your internets forthwith.Quote:
Originally Posted by KingoftheboardAlcohol's a depressant and weed is a pyschedelic.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Ja wohl.
Noice! I got it right with the mere clues of, "king", "drunk or stoned", and the ability to create posts longer than one line. :01:
It might in fact be great work but since you're mental I obviously can't take your word for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by KingoftheboardMental seems like a more reasonable term to call me than an asshole, or any general insult. You used originality, great work idol.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Anyway to test how mental you might be* let's try the Rorschach test.
What do you see in this ink blot?
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1. Slightly crazed but can still pass for normal if you don't look too closely
2. Thinks aliens are the reason Hitler won the Battle of Waterloo
3. Mary