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chalice
Make me not want to kill myself. There's a good chap.
You're Irish,when sober being depressed is basically your job.
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Fuck you. I'm killing myself immediately.
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IdolEyes787
McFerrin Video linked to this.
He's not really very good but I think no one is willing to tell him that for fear that he may eat them.
Also they're Hawaiian and clearly any people who think making clothing out of grass is a good idea well their judgment can't be really trusted.
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chalice
Fuck you. I'm killing myself immediately.
Are you dead yet?
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I get proper low sometimes. This is one of them. Save me. Somebody fucking save me from this detritus that is existence.
There's nothing I can do. It's out of my control. I can shout 'fuck' and listen to loud music. That's it.
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See that's the problem you listen to the wrong kind of music.Try this.Just don't think about Michael being a pedo and dying from a drug overdose.:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Q80mk7bxE
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OK different tact.Two Irishmen walk into a bar........
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Only one Irishman ever walks into a bar...
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I don't do this for money, I do it for love.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQuCqNVdxTc
Everything's fucked.
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IdolEyes787
I had a friend who was a major Morrissey fan and I actually ask him if Morrissey ever wrote a song that didn't make you feel like you wanted to kill yourself.
What's with half a story? So, what was your friend's reply, for fuck sake!
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chalice
Only one Irishman ever walks into a bar...
They were blind and illiterate ballet dancers.
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TheFoX
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IdolEyes787
I had a friend who was a major Morrissey fan and I actually ask him if Morrissey ever wrote a song that didn't make you feel like you wanted to kill yourself.
What's with half a story? So, what was your friend's reply, for fuck sake!
I never got one because before he could respond he committed suicide.
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As someone who also lives with serious depression, and endured it unknowingly for roughly 25 years without treatment, you know we endure the darkest of black days as they make the perpetual grey almost tolerable.
Those who do not live with depression sign it off as "sadness" or "a down day". This is an injustice and an insult to those who face it. It is closer to physical, chronic pain than an emotion. If anyone doubts this, notice how often the depressed retreat -either into themselves, or a den, only to roar and bite if pushed any further.
Sorry to hear you are in pain, my friend.
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megabyteme
As someone who also lives with serious depression, and endured it unknowingly for roughly 25 years without treatment, you know we endure the darkest of black days as they make the perpetual grey almost tolerable.
Those who do not live with depression sign it off as "sadness" or "a down day". This is an injustice and an insult to those who face it. It is closer to physical, chronic pain than an emotion. If anyone doubts this, notice how often the depressed retreat -either into themselves, or a den, only to roar and bite if pushed any further.
Sorry to hear you are in pain, my friend.
:'(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjwgYvzQWS4
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Actually in reality I'm laughing at you're pain but I didn't want to come off as rude.:)
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IdolEyes787
Actually in reality I'm laughing at you're pain but I didn't want to come off as rude.:)
Shuuush. I just didn't want the big sissy boy to keep posting emo music all day. :fear:
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IdolEyes787
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TheFoX
What's with half a story? So, what was your friend's reply, for fuck sake!
I never got one because before he could respond he committed suicide.
You mean you asked him a question, and he topped himself. Do you have that affect on everyone, or just that one mate?
Blimey, I wish I could kill people just by asking them a simple question. How do you do it?
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TheFoX
Blimey, I wish I could kill people just by asking them a simple question. How do you do it?
It's not as mysterious as it seems. I simply ask them while standing in the middle of busy intersections. :mellow:
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IdolEyes787
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TheFoX
Blimey, I wish I could kill people just by asking them a simple question. How do you do it?
It's not as mysterious as it seems. I simply ask them while standing in the middle of busy intersections. :mellow:
And they are stupid enough to approach you while you stand in the centre of a busy intersection?
Am I fucking glad I ain't one of your mates. I'd hate to have to answer one of your questions while starring an 18 wheeler down the grill!
So, you obviously hate all those who think they are your friends, if your answer to them it to stand at an intersection. I can only gather that you are their friend but they are not your friends. Is this true?
Do you trust anyone enough not to encourage them to meet you at a busy intersection?
What do you do when you are not encouraging people to get flattened?
Do you visit any other locations, or have you pitched your tent permanently at that intersection?
(I think you need to get out more!)
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megabyteme
As someone who also lives with serious depression, and endured it unknowingly for roughly 25 years without treatment, you know we endure the darkest of black days as they make the perpetual grey almost tolerable.
Those who do not live with depression sign it off as "sadness" or "a down day". This is an injustice and an insult to those who face it. It is closer to physical, chronic pain than an emotion. If anyone doubts this, notice how often the depressed retreat -either into themselves, or a den, only to roar and bite if pushed any further.
Sorry to hear you are in pain, my friend.
Yep, having the bad brain aids sucks the balls badly. I'd much prefer cancer. At least then you get treated like a proper invalid. It's the helplessness, the inertia, if you will. The feeling of ineffectiveness. Even calling spastics spastics on the internets has lost its appeal. Seems pointless when it never did before.
The only thing that keeps me going is Idol's tragic attempts at punctuation.
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Also, who's been tinkering with the busy edit? Seems I can edit whatever the fuck I like and it won't show as edited in the post. I kinda love it, but it sets a dangerous precedent.
Dave could reinvent himself, make himself credible and interesting and not so much of a spastic lunatic and posterity would believe him, innit.
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IdolEyes787
Actually in reality I'm laughing at you're pain but I didn't want to come off as rude.:)
I'm laughing at your inability to spell your.
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I'm laughing at your inability to differentiate between me not being able to spell your and to use it correctly.:)
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I've never used it incorrectly. As words go, I reckon I've got it nailed.
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chalice
The only thing that keeps me going is Idol's tragic attempts at punctuation.
Punctuation is over.Rated like a Canadian team's chances.To win the Stanley Cup.
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Caesar entered on his head
A helmet on each foot
A sandal on each hand he had
His willing sword to boot
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chalice
I've never used it incorrectly. As words go, I reckon I've got it nailed.
Actions and lolcats speak louder than words anyway.
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So, chavvy buddy, are you in a bit of a rut now? I'm pulling myself out with my fists. I joined a boxing gym.
Maybe you could follow in my footsteps like you always do and head down to a pub.
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I'm probs gonna watch a dodgy version of the new Star-Trek fillum, innit. :emo:
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Snee
'sup. Was it any good?
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/4...=1#post3699786
I only butt in because I'd like to hear another opinion from someone who knows the series.
Not that it was bad .It just didn't add anything to anything which if I were a famous multimillionaire movie director trying to cement my place in history I'd sort of be embarrassed by.
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My kewl overpriced "barefoot" running shoes started falling apart after only a month of use.So foolishly determined to ring every last ounce of value out of them, I applied some shoe goo and tape and went for an hour run on an out and back route .:frusty:
Half way done I could literally feel them coming (even further) apart under me but being an out and back course I had no option but to do the remainder of the run.
Now I got the bad aids in both feet.:(