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08-10-2011, 07:29 PM
Proper Bo

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:lol:
08-10-2011, 07:29 PM
Proper Bo

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:sneaky:
08-10-2011, 08:36 PM
Something Else

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AllenS says: Sup, I can't recover my pass at fst can you help, the lounge any better theses days, looks a like it full of ghey Aussies.
08-10-2011, 08:51 PM
Mr. Mulder

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tell him i can sell him a new one :sly:
08-10-2011, 08:51 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

:sneaky:

:sneaky: :sneaky: :sneaky:
08-10-2011, 09:07 PM
Mr. Mulder

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what happened in the last futurama? was the giant space whale the last one to come out or has there been one since lyke? :eyebrows:
08-10-2011, 09:46 PM
JPaul

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

evesup, jizzcocks:smilie4:

back home from teh lilmiss's, had an orsum to the macks thyme at rebellion, got rly rly spangled, laughed at a midget, argued with bar staff and might possibly have watched a few bands.
An orsum week, to say the least:happy:

lilmiss has a bar, bands and a midget at her plaice.

Fucking quality.

That makes Muldster's stories of licking a strippers arse and his mate giving him a blow job sound positively pedestrian.
08-11-2011, 05:43 AM
Mr. Mulder

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:(
08-11-2011, 11:55 AM
iLOVENZB

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Me and some mates went to Byron Bay for the hell of it today, while I was there I met a chick that I knew from high school. I ditched my cunt mates and we hanged for like the whole day. She invited me to her friends 18th (Friday) and we're gonna watch a movie, have dinner then get smashed on Saturday. She also said that she might be going to the Year 12 formal (Prom for the Northern equator kents) and said I should come.

Fucking oath, what a well worth trip that was.
08-11-2011, 11:57 AM
iLOVENZB

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There's this fucked up Ice Cream place in Byron. We had Ice cream and this bitch got a scoop, whacked it on a granite bench, crushed up my picked sweet in it (Tim Tam for me), folded it over and then put it in a cup.

I was like, this bitch be trollin'
08-11-2011, 05:25 PM
Something Else

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:whoosh:
08-12-2011, 06:24 AM
Mr. Mulder

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08-12-2011, 06:51 PM
Snee

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

what happened in the last futurama? was the giant space whale the last one to come out or has there been one since lyke? :eyebrows:

New one out today, lyke.

Watching the fuck out of it right now!§
08-15-2011, 03:38 PM
Something Else

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Was it the bone-eating vampire one. I enjoyed it to the max. I think I missed teh Space Whale one, or something else. Maube even two. Who woulda thunk it.
08-15-2011, 03:38 PM
Something Else

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I slept pretty well, but I made a few mistakes.
08-15-2011, 03:55 PM
Proper Bo

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snee won the internets
08-15-2011, 07:39 PM
JPaul

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Congrats Snee San.

What do you intend doing with it.
08-15-2011, 07:41 PM
Snee

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I think I have won at least 3 internets now :sly:

One broke, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTBsm0LzSP0

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Originally Posted by Something Else

Was it the bone-eating vampire one. I enjoyed it to the max. I think I missed teh Space Whale one, or something else. Maube even two. Who woulda thunk it.

It was.

Now I'm stealing some thundercats.
08-15-2011, 08:29 PM
Snee

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Congrats Snee San.

What do you intend doing with it.

I'd fill it with porn and canadian indians going lol all the time, but that's already been done, so I'm at a loss :emo:
08-15-2011, 09:04 PM
IdolEyes787

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We call them Aboriginals or Native Canadians so not to appear racist and maybe incite them to war parties and scalping and other quaint native customs .
08-15-2011, 09:05 PM
IdolEyes787

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It's especially important to be polite when they've been drinking.
08-16-2011, 11:47 AM
Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Evesup jizzcocks:smilie4:

off for the festival tomorrow innit:01:

still need to pack tho' and my clothes all have those line things in them what wimmin make go away:unsure:

I hope that you and your ex-missus get fucked-up on loads of drugs. Then your ex-missus makes a move and you're all like wahey. Then you get back together. Then you move back down to poof-land. Then you get a job in a paedo-jail. Then you have kids. Then you decide to be a Northern spastic again and watch tv instead of being romantic. Then she leaves you again. Then your kid gets sold into Southern prostitution. Then you lose your jawb cos the prisons all go bankrupt. Then you get the bad aids.

Then you get all :emo: and end up back here and then we all laugh and say welcome back, Peabody.

well, you got the first bits right

edit: I've not moved anywhere tho'
08-16-2011, 07:25 PM
JPaul

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Which bit did he get right, up to and including what.
08-16-2011, 08:54 PM
Proper Bo

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up to and including the get back together part:smilie4:
08-16-2011, 09:31 PM
Biggles

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

up to and including the get back together part:smilie4:

To be fair the bits after that did seem less likely to be immediately feasible

:happy: on the first bits though
08-16-2011, 09:33 PM
Proper Bo

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:lookaroun
08-16-2011, 09:43 PM
Biggles

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

:lookaroun

:shifty:

Also nice to see Chavis is still a romantic at heart...sort of.
08-17-2011, 04:36 PM
Something Else

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He's Cupid of the bored on this evidence.
08-17-2011, 04:37 PM
Something Else

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Mrs.Something Else and I are having our tenth anniversary this month. What flavour is it.
08-17-2011, 04:37 PM
Something Else

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The fellow trying to spit (see sig.) is Guybrush Threepwood. True story.
08-17-2011, 05:55 PM
JPaul

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

up to and including the get back together part:smilie4:

I knew you were going to say that, Gaylord.
08-17-2011, 05:57 PM
JPaul

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Originally Posted by Something Else

Mrs.Something Else and I are having our tenth anniversary this month. What flavour is it.

I believe that is the ganja flavoured one.

A tin of ganja would be an ideal idea.
08-17-2011, 06:08 PM
Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by Something Else

The fellow trying to spit (see sig.) is Guybrush Threepwood. True story.

Eye no.

monkey island > *
08-17-2011, 06:09 PM
Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

up to and including the get back together part:smilie4:

I knew you were going to say that, Gaylord.

I knew you knew I was going to say that. True Story.
08-17-2011, 06:33 PM
JPaul

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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I knew you were going to say that, Gaylord.

I knew you knew I was going to say that. True Story.

That actually came as a bit of a surprise.
08-17-2011, 07:00 PM
Biggles

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Year Traditional Modern

1st Paper Clocks
2nd Cotton China
3rd Leather Crystal, Glass
4th Fruit/Flowers Electrical Appliances
5th Wood Silverware
6th Iron Wood
7th Wool Desk Sets
8th Bronze Linens, Lace
9th Pottery Leather
10th Tin Diamond Jewellery
11th Steel Jewellery
12th Silk Pearls, Coloured Gems
13th Lace Textiles, Furs
14th Ivory Gold Jewellery
15th Crystal Watches
20th China Platinum
25th Silver Silver
30th Pearl Diamond
35th Coral Jade
40th Ruby Ruby
45th Sapphire Sapphire
50th Gold Gold
55th Emerald Emerald
60th Diamond Diamond
75th Diamond Diamond

There you go - traditional is best I think :)

It was our Pearl anniversary a couple of weeks ago - or un-anniversary as we calls it now :happy:
08-17-2011, 07:22 PM
Biggles

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Sorry the tabbed space disappeared between trad and modern. Can't be arsed trying to fix it so just imagine it's there.
08-17-2011, 07:43 PM
Mr. Mulder

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Ahoisup you massive bag of BUMMERS!!!
08-17-2011, 07:56 PM
Something Else

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Sorry the tabbed space disappeared between trad and modern. Can't be arsed trying to fix it so just imagine it's there.

Thanks, surelys. Why did who change these things, and for watt purpose.
08-17-2011, 07:57 PM
megabyteme

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Welcome back, Mulder. How did Marty Gras go? Yer ass still airtight?

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