Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

My kewl overpriced "barefoot" running shoes started falling apart after only a month of use.So foolishly determined to ring every last ounce of value out of them, I applied some shoe goo and tape and went for an hour run on an out and back route .:frusty:

Half way done I could literally feel them coming (even further) apart under me but being an out and back course I had no option but to do the remainder of the run.

Now I got the bad aids in both feet.:(

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You wanted a "minimalist shoe. Sounds like you just got 'em broke in... :idunno:

Seriously who'd have thunk that the equivalent of a pair of socks with a few thin bits of rubber attached wouldn't wear well?:idunno:

I just ordered these.Fuck you,logic.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I just ordered these.Fuck you,logic.

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If you squint, they look like a pair of high-heels on a tranny. :smilie4:

why do u need to order shoes.
it's always good to walk without wearing anything :cry:
trust me u will have good circulation of blood & hpoefully u miht become intelligent in not s distant future :D

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Originally Posted by naani

why do u need to order shoes.
it's always good to walk without wearing anything :cry:
trust me u will have good circulation of blood & hpoefully u miht become intelligent in not s distant future :D

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y u write sentence things with letters that r suppose 2 represent words and not the actual words themselves?
y lazee or teen girl texting friend or lazee teen girl texting friend or sumthing?
mayb if u make effort 2 write entire words then more blood flow to brain and u mite end up smarter or at least not b mistaken 4 lazee teen girl quite so often.
but then mayb u want 2 be mistaken 4 lazee teen girl cuz u predator or gypsy or sumthing

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Originally Posted by didyoureadit

You forgot to delete that post anon.

So did you read why you're stuck with me being 'tiresome' forever more? Not that I give much of a fuck really, I just want you to understand why I won't just fuck off. So you get that this 'tiresome' you signed upto is a long term thing.

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Which one are you? If you are here for the long-haul, it might help if anyone remembers who you are. Just saying... :idunno:

Hoi, Idol, what were you pming me about, you big girl? My inbox capacity has reverted back to a measly 250 after the removal of that TTC bollocks.

Had to delete loads of wank. Tell me. Tell me now.

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Originally Posted by chalice

the removal of that TTC bollocks.

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I lobbied to get it back, but They Just Didn't Care.

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Originally Posted by anon

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Originally Posted by chalice

the removal of that TTC bollocks.

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I lobbied to get it back, but They Just Didn't Care.

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You're too nice for your own good. One of these days you're gonna croak from sense of fair play poisoning.

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Originally Posted by anon

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Originally Posted by chalice

the removal of that TTC bollocks.

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I lobbied to get it back, but They Just Didn't Care.

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I got out before it became all the fad. :snooty:

And I was to cool to get in in the first place! :D

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Originally Posted by anon

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Originally Posted by chalice

the removal of that TTC bollocks.

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I lobbied to get it back, but They Just Didn't Care.

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It had a big 'manager' axe hanging over it for years, I mean there was the constant headache of moderation and all the extra workload.......

It was just too stressful. :idunno:

I was ejected for calling somebody a cunt, or something else. I thought it was a bit snooty and morally high-horsey anyways. :ghey:

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Originally Posted by Something Else

I was ejected for calling somebody a cunt, or something else. I thought it was a bit snooty and morally high-horsey anyways. :ghey:

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I called everybody cunts all the time. I think they thought I was joking or something.

Ironic, isn't it, that we always called you a hippie and now your hip is fucked. Spooky.

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Originally Posted by tesco

Last one to post gets $20.

Starting a new thread.

If you don't know the rules then there's <1% chance you will win anyway.

If you do I'll tell you.

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gimme 20 bucks.

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Originally Posted by dion09529

gimme 20 bucks.

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That's what yer mum says.

A lot. :mellow:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by dion09529

gimme 20 bucks.

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That's what yer mum says.

A lot. :mellow:

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jfcj

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Originally Posted by dion09529

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

That's what yer mum says.

A lot. :mellow:

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jfcj

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Excellent! a jumble of letters and an image that doesn't make a whole lot of sense as a response. Don't forget to wear your helmet when you go outside. :yup:

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Fuck off

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a jumble of letters that fit to you.

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Originally Posted by dion09529

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Fuck off

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a jumble of letters that fit to you.

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Why do you post here? It's not like anybody likes you or bothers to talk to you, except to point out what a dick you are.

You're not even clever enough to be irritating.

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by dion09529

a jumble of letters that fit to you.

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Why do you post here? It's not like anybody likes you or bothers to talk to you, except to point out what a dick you are.

You're not even clever enough to be irritating.

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Oh sorry I mistaking thought you were talking to basically everyone on this site.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by chalice

Why do you post here? It's not like anybody likes you or bothers to talk to you, except to point out what a dick you are.

You're not even clever enough to be irritating.

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Oh sorry I mistaking thought you were talking to basically everyone on this site.

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Try that again in English. There's a good chap.

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Oh sorry I mistaking thought you were talking to basically everyone on this site.

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Try that again in English. There's a good chap.

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I don't like the English except maybe Kate Beckinsale ,James McAvoy and Clive Owen.

Wait McAvoy's Scottish so fuck that theory.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Hoi, Idol, what were you pming me about, you big girl? My inbox capacity has reverted back to a measly 250 after the removal of that TTC bollocks.

Had to delete loads of wank. Tell me. Tell me now.

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I don't remember but I can say with a high degree of certainty that it wasn't important and that it likely involved the badmouthing of someone.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

likely involved the badmouthing of someone.

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And here I thought you gheys were proud of your oral skills. :idunno:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

likely involved the badmouthing of someone.

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And here I thought you gheys were proud of your oral skills. :idunno:

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Clearly you're confusing badmouthing with goodmouthing. Have a word with your missus or something.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Clearly you're confusing badmouthing with goodmouthing. Have a word with your missus or something.

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The -mouth I typically get from the wife involves doing stuff around the house. :(

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by Something Else

I was ejected for calling somebody a cunt, or something else. I thought it was a bit snooty and morally high-horsey anyways. :ghey:

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I called everybody cunts all the time. I think they thought I was joking or something.

Ironic, isn't it, that we always called you a hippie and now your hip is fucked. Spooky.

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Ironically two; I moved to a town full of hippies. :eyebrows:

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Originally Posted by Something Else

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Originally Posted by chalice

I called everybody cunts all the time. I think they thought I was joking or something.

Ironic, isn't it, that we always called you a hippie and now your hip is fucked. Spooky.

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Ironically two; I moved to a town full of hippies. :eyebrows:

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...Isn't this where Idol interjects with an F Bomb or two explaining the difference between 'coincidence and irony' ... of course... he could be napping... or gheying it up with Anthonybrian...:hug:

Coincidence is me and your Dad both deciding to brag about the hot sex we had last night.
Irony is that unbeknownst to him we were both talking about having it with your mum.:)

An adept retort... and I think we all learned something... aside form the grammar lesson... you can channel the dead... who knew?

BTW ... mum's never been happier...:blushing:

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Hmmm..... so it was the imagehost that wasn't allowed. Anyway here is Allen's image posted on a host that FST likes (Imgur).

Noice btw.

:kiss:

I would like to fuck one of you. No one in particular. But one of you.


-doobs

In your dreams. :snooty:

Tyson furry sucks...

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

Tyson's furry socks...

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I didn't know Tyson was in to all that soft stuff?